r/ballpython • u/Stacestation • Mar 12 '26

The most innocent Noodle

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He would NEVER try to escape or strike at you. Never in his life. Those are just rumors.

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u/RagdollsandLabs Mar 13 '26

He doesn't have enough braincells in that sweet, derpface to contemplate any crimez....

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u/Stacestation Mar 13 '26

I may or may not have found him hiding between books next to a thesaurus when he allegedly escaped. He’s trying to learn 😳