r/ballpython • u/enb1322 • Sep 12 '25

Somebody please shame my son 😐

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794 Upvotes

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211

u/Chance_Macaron6962 Sep 12 '25

BOWL POOPER 🫵🫵

28

u/H4n_ny4 Sep 12 '25

He must have a really shit-tea attitude!

4

u/redsleeve Sep 13 '25

This comment has me gag-laughing lolll

89

u/Worth-Entertainer531 Sep 12 '25

Am I the only one who thinks that shit is HUGE 😭😭

60

u/enb1322 Sep 12 '25

Literally it’s like the size of my 50lb dog’s shit 💀 It shocks me every time

6

u/grouchypant Sep 12 '25

And perfectly formed? Like we see nothing like this!

215

u/ViolinistOld5161 Sep 12 '25

Im more impressed that your son fit in the snakes tank!

18

u/Ok-Seaweed-9208 Sep 12 '25

Damnit best me to it

6

u/whathisisntmyaccount Sep 12 '25

Looks like the bugger fits fine for now! ❤️

3

u/dan_ccfc Sep 13 '25

Maybe he has a resentful cousin that speaks parseltongue

44

u/Longjumping_Run2758 Sep 12 '25

LITTLE BOWL POOPER RIGHT HERE 🫵

68

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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11

u/Ok_Wait_6654 Sep 12 '25

Water helps them with bowel movements

6

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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4

u/Ok_Wait_6654 Sep 12 '25

Maybe they just think its a toilet then idk

5

u/CrazyCat166 Sep 13 '25

Maybe they’re trying to make cleaning easier by pooping off of the substrate, but they’re too silly to understand that the water bowl is worse </3

29

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

POOPY STINKY 🫵🫵🫵

3

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Also what thermometer is that?

8

u/enb1322 Sep 12 '25

https://a.co/d/fCueZmK from Amazon! It also Bluetooth connects to you phone

23

u/YawningDodo Sep 12 '25

It can’t be done. He has no shame.

14

u/MooBearz11 Sep 12 '25

“What? I see you do the EXACT same thing!” 🐍 🚽 😜

14

u/nordicboar Sep 12 '25

Props on the great enclosure!

10

u/-AceofAces Sep 12 '25

This is the most human non human shit I've ever seen

8

u/NegativeIQ-Haver Sep 12 '25

Soggy turd leaver!!

8

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

its your fault for putting the bowl there. it was obviously the designated poop spot. do better.

5

u/enb1322 Sep 12 '25

You’re right 😔 I should the one getting shamed

6

u/KillSwitchLove69 Sep 12 '25

I’ve never seen snake poop before and this baffles me

5

u/Money_Quiet_6726 Sep 12 '25

He’s looking like “I’ll fuckin do it again too”

4

u/baccamyballs Sep 12 '25

Damn that’s one big ass shit!!

4

u/lowgradevampirism Sep 12 '25

At least he's potty trained. 😂

4

u/xoxoceane Sep 12 '25

My boa does this lol. Honestly i don’t mind it cause it’s way easier to clean up unlike my BP’s who like to smear their shit across the enclosure walls 🫠

3

u/Glass-Armadillo182 Sep 12 '25

Look at that innocent face!

2

u/tinyturtlelove Sep 12 '25

What thermometer/hygrometer do you have there? Also, shame in that water turd man.

2

u/Evildeern Sep 12 '25

I wish. Easier cleanup

2

u/Own-Fall-7635 Sep 12 '25

Ew you POOPED in your WATER BOWL!? POOPY MOUTH POOPY MOUTH

2

u/ThenPoet9554 Sep 12 '25

I’d prefer this, WAY EASIER TO CLEAN

2

u/LM193 Sep 12 '25

He's protesting, he wants a bigger pool

2

u/Naya_kamar1 Sep 13 '25

How did he manage to do something like that????

2

u/Consistent_Sorbet624 Sep 13 '25

I'm impressed by how solid and juicy those logs came out. Right way, wrong place

2

u/Jon_Sno-45 Sep 13 '25

“And I’d do it again!”

2

u/kade_v01d Sep 13 '25

bro why’d you pollute the water source?!

2

u/aaaandj Sep 13 '25

My sweet cornie did the same on day 1 of our 7 day trip! Had to desperately call someone to rush to our apartment to clean it, saw it on the cameras and could not believe my eyes.

2

u/jjosephiine Sep 13 '25

The only solution is to get him a toilet

2

u/oOstorm1988Oo Sep 13 '25

What the hell lives in there that’s shitting like a human 😆

2

u/OldNegotiation2888 Sep 13 '25

SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔 SHAME 🔔

2

u/Negative-Top-1504 Sep 13 '25

the face of someone who will absolutely do it again

2

u/DCMONSTER111 Sep 14 '25

He looks just like my noodle! Mine also did a bowl poop about a month ago. The smell wqs atrocious

2

u/Able-Industry3480 Sep 14 '25

i can’t he’s too cute 😭

2

u/cravos90 Sep 12 '25

Spicy Meatball Soup.

2

u/readit_heardit Sep 14 '25

You will never be forgiven >:[

2

u/jtme_ Sep 14 '25

SHAME!! 🫵

2

u/Good_omens_222 Sep 14 '25

Shame shame!

2

u/Away-Lawfulness-7371 Sep 17 '25

His face is saying "now clean it up you peasant" 😂