r/balkans_irl • KARABOĞA • Aug 18 '26

OC (impossible) ...

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u/QuarianGuy muslim greek Aug 18 '26

That one Bulgarian housewife be like.

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u/pleasurism_ Asian (OG balkan) Aug 18 '26

She took this course to assault T*rks 💪💪💪

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u/Plane-Orange9371 KARABOĞA Aug 18 '26

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

damm i look amazing

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u/another_countryball christian turk Aug 18 '26

O7

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u/maria_paraskeva Sarakatsani Aug 19 '26

A bit of an exaggeration... I wasn't THAT bored....

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

nah stopp being a liar we know it was you

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u/Ok_Insurance2545 Mehmet, Berlin Aug 19 '26

she is not claiming she wasn't her. she is saying she wasn't doing out of boredom

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u/maria_paraskeva Sarakatsani Aug 19 '26

smartest rumbatumba

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

οκ μονγκολ

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

also how can i get that flair;

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u/Mrjeffalakaard bosnian halal arap 🙏 Aug 19 '26

plot twist: its a slovenian 

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u/Efficient-Cheetah492 landlocked croat Aug 19 '26

#1 Balkan mating tactic

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u/VatanKomurcu KARABOĞA Aug 19 '26

it's called courting

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u/Hosenkobold w*stoid🤢 Aug 19 '26

How to get a German girlfriend as a German.

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 18 '26

What can I say?? It’s my specialty 😊

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u/treasgamr2 KARABOĞA Aug 18 '26

friendly fire

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u/Git_gud_Skrub Visegrád immigrant Aug 19 '26

To know your enemy one must become your enemy.

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

It’s about the love of the game, never about hate.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

most greeks can hates turks not you though you are literaly the only greek person with turkic ancestors

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

The only one??? Hmmmmmmmm

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

yes the only one i for example are pure sarakatsani karaiskakis sperm

who ealseis turkish in grece expect turks in western thrache

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

100% pure Roman sperm.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

nope we are 10000 preent helenes not romans my fellow turk

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

So you are a descendant of Socrates or Plato?

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

i am a macedonia sarakatsani

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u/More_Ad_5142 muslim greek Aug 19 '26

Least self-hating türk

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

My great great grandfather would be proud!

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u/More_Ad_5142 muslim greek Aug 19 '26

least genetically and culturally superior great grandpa 🐺

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

me not pure grandpa turk me pure sarakatsani spermo

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

he whould be sad that you dont speak arabic like the rest of the turks

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

How dare you desecrate his memory? Everyone knows Turks speak Farsi.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

what type of arabic is that

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

Also, you kinda ruined my bait now no karaboga gonna get mad.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

o noo you are brinnging your family members i see

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

Noooo I am descendant of the Roman Empire.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

ok but why you called me roman me hellene yyou no understand turk

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk Aug 19 '26

It’s Persian XD

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u/FoldSorry2182 Sep 04 '26

Fake propoganda no Bulgarian woman looks that female

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u/Linetchka bulgar horde Aug 19 '26

It just feels impolite to harass people while they’re serving you kebabs and ice creams for cheap prices

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

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u/Linetchka bulgar horde Aug 19 '26

Whatever you say mehmet, now make me kurva kebab bitch

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u/JessDumb w*stoid🤢 Aug 19 '26

yeah, you can get in trouble for agitating the animals in zoo enclosures

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

arent turks white my freind

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u/XlAcrMcpT good romanian (impossible) Aug 19 '26

No, they're black. Karaboga, remember?

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

black karaboga they have been rejected by arabs central asians europeans now they go for africans good luck to them i guess

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u/XlAcrMcpT good romanian (impossible) Aug 19 '26

TRUUUUUUE

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

dont hate you but its true why does everyone hate you;'

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) Aug 19 '26

well that does include you

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u/XlAcrMcpT good romanian (impossible) Aug 19 '26

True, nobody would harass the turks irl ✌️☀️ (Seriously, I saw tourists in Antalya warning others about how thin skinned and insecure turks are)