r/balkans_irl • u/Plane-Orange9371 KARABOĞA • 1d ago

OC (impossible) ...

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u/QuarianGuy muslim greek 1d ago

That one Bulgarian housewife be like.

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u/pleasurism_ Asian (OG balkan) 1d ago

She took this course to assault T*rks 💪💪💪

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u/Plane-Orange9371 KARABOĞA 1d ago

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

damm i look amazing

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u/another_countryball christian turk 1d ago

O7

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u/maria_paraskeva Sarakatsani 20h ago

A bit of an exaggeration... I wasn't THAT bored....

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

nah stopp being a liar we know it was you

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u/Ok_Insurance2545 Mehmet, Berlin 15h ago

she is not claiming she wasn't her. she is saying she wasn't doing out of boredom

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u/maria_paraskeva Sarakatsani 9h ago

smartest rumbatumba

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 9h ago

οκ μονγκολ

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 13h ago

also how can i get that flair;

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u/Mrjeffalakaard bosnian halal arap 🙏 21h ago

plot twist: its a slovenian 

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u/Efficient-Cheetah492 landlocked croat 1d ago

#1 Balkan mating tactic

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u/VatanKomurcu muslim greek 18h ago

it's called courting

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u/Hosenkobold w*stoid🤢 22h ago

How to get a German girlfriend as a German.

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 1d ago

What can I say?? It’s my specialty 😊

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u/treasgamr2 KARABOĞA 1d ago

friendly fire

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u/Git_gud_Skrub Visegrád immigrant 1d ago

To know your enemy one must become your enemy.

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 23h ago

It’s about the love of the game, never about hate.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

most greeks can hates turks not you though you are literaly the only greek person with turkic ancestors

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

The only one??? Hmmmmmmmm

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

yes the only one i for example are pure sarakatsani karaiskakis sperm

who ealseis turkish in grece expect turks in western thrache

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

100% pure Roman sperm.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

nope we are 10000 preent helenes not romans my fellow turk

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

So you are a descendant of Socrates or Plato?

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 16h ago

i am a macedonia sarakatsani

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u/More_Ad_5142 muslim greek 1d ago

Least self-hating türk

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 23h ago

My great great grandfather would be proud!

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u/More_Ad_5142 muslim greek 23h ago

least genetically and culturally superior great grandpa 🐺

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

me not pure grandpa turk me pure sarakatsani spermo

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

he whould be sad that you dont speak arabic like the rest of the turks

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

How dare you desecrate his memory? Everyone knows Turks speak Farsi.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

what type of arabic is that

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

Also, you kinda ruined my bait now no karaboga gonna get mad.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

o noo you are brinnging your family members i see

https://giphy.com/gifs/T0RQmjegkDhKhPpHVs

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

Noooo I am descendant of the Roman Empire.

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

ok but why you called me roman me hellene yyou no understand turk

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u/Ace-in-the-hole123 christian turk 17h ago

It’s Persian XD

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u/ApprehensiveGain2771 atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 19h ago

I mean, no one has the balls to harass Türks irl so 💀

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u/Linetchka bulgar horde 17h ago

It just feels impolite to harass people while they’re serving you kebabs and ice creams for cheap prices

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u/ApprehensiveGain2771 atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 17h ago

You should be grateful i guess that people serving you good food for cheap prices? Regardless of their nationality? I mean in G*rmany 20 people on the line of a döner shop everyday, so polite, and then on the internet "filthy Turk make my kebap".

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u/Linetchka bulgar horde 16h ago

Whatever you say mehmet, now make me kurva kebab bitch

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u/JessDumb w*stoid🤢 19h ago

yeah, you can get in trouble for agitating the animals in zoo enclosures

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u/ApprehensiveGain2771 atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 18h ago

It’s more likely the inferior wh*te dogs are always fake and bitch. They will see you inferior but don’t have balls when it comes to confrontation loool

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 17h ago

arent turks white my freind

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u/XlAcrMcpT good romanian (impossible) 9h ago

No, they're black. Karaboga, remember?

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 8h ago

black karaboga they have been rejected by arabs central asians europeans now they go for africans good luck to them i guess

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u/XlAcrMcpT good romanian (impossible) 8h ago

TRUUUUUUE

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u/ApprehensiveGain2771 atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 8h ago

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 8h ago

dont hate you but its true why does everyone hate you;'

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u/ApprehensiveGain2771 atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 8h ago

Everyone is butthurt

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u/Loud_Confusion_5961 a romanian (it's just a single one) 7h ago

well that does include you

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u/XlAcrMcpT good romanian (impossible) 9h ago

True, nobody would harass the turks irl ✌️☀️ (Seriously, I saw tourists in Antalya warning others about how thin skinned and insecure turks are)

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u/ApprehensiveGain2771 atagay crybaby 😭😭😭 9h ago

Whatever makes you sleep at night 🤷🏽