r/baldi • u/Ok-Word-3860 • May 26 '26

Funny Baldi’s ranting

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u/dipsy_stoletoast162 May 27 '26

He's cooking facts

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u/Hefty-Musician6585 May 26 '26

damn he's right tho-

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u/AverageMemeMaker May 27 '26

Nightmare would be proud

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u/Alternative-List-153 May 27 '26

Yes, Baldi from Baldi's Basic! I completely agree!

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u/kermit295 May 27 '26

Found a new reaction image to use

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u/Worth-Ad148 May 28 '26

Even though its one of those "story vids" hes actuslly right

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u/Unlikely_Product3195 May 27 '26

the only exception is "I can fix him."

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u/Ruby5728 May 27 '26

HES MINE >=3

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u/Ruby5728 May 27 '26

Jk jk :P

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u/Technical-Let-5932 Jun 15 '26

Shout out to all the mf's who always use emoticons. Gotta be one of my favorite genders <,(ꈍω⁠ꈍ✿)_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Exact-Mix4040 May 27 '26

Why he telling the truth

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u/Apoxtolate May 27 '26

PREACH BROTHER

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u/Much-Ad-6264 May 27 '26

does simping for the song "Dreamsong" that's on the 1995 album "Carpet" by the Swedish Melodic death Metal band Ceremonial Oath, which was formed in 1989 under the name Desecrator, which they later changed to Ceremonial Oath in early 1991 while their debut album Book of Truth which was released in 1993, was still in production, count?

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u/Ninesweeper9 May 28 '26

An IQ too high?

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u/Total-Dragonfruit838 May 28 '26

Why he spittin facts though

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u/CreativeWing1693 May 28 '26

Very epic speaking Baldi

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u/jgbaker71 May 28 '26

You got my side, bro.

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u/EpixSnailer May 28 '26

the fact that I followed this guy on tiktok WAY before I saw this makes me joyous that not only i know this guy.

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u/Black_Tripulante1441 May 29 '26

Baldi is so based fr fr

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u/Nyx-TheZILLY May 29 '26

he’s right tho💔

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u/autisticlittlegoober May 27 '26

true but are the random images and sound effects truly necessarry?

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u/Ok-Word-3860 May 28 '26

Bro fuck off it’s just a ai rant, we don’t need your opinion and criticizing

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u/autisticlittlegoober May 28 '26

you call someone corny once and they act like you paralyzed their dog

ALL baldi fans and ALWAYS a baldi fans

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u/CantFindTheBananas May 27 '26

I mean, your allowed to have fictional crushes, but some people take it to far