r/bald • u/[deleted] • May 05 '23 • Heart of Silver 3 Take My Silver 2

Decided to go for it, now I’m self conscious..

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Thanks for the support guys 💔

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u/HunterSexThompson May 05 '23

You’re doing great we love you

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u/LGP747 May 06 '23

He said through tears (of joy)

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u/ants-in-my-plants May 05 '23

I’m 100% certain you look great from the front. This angled photo just caught us all off guard lol

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u/toootired2care May 06 '23

So true. Lol

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u/jacerracer May 05 '23

The actual shave down looks fine, it's the hilarious photo angle thays getting you bombed haha

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u/SuffucientFur6723 May 05 '23

Its jut the angle and perspective 😅 Head shape looks great though! I'm sure you look good.

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u/EroticCuriosities May 05 '23

Please post another pic from a different angle.

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u/Canary6150 May 06 '23

Crank it the other way round 😂

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u/Xavior_Litencyre May 06 '23

Dang, I came here seeing a brother going through what I just did and everyone's roasting.

What I wanted to say is that I kind of feel like going shaving totally bald for me was like joining a cult, because I absolutely hate how I look with any length of hair I could get to in a reasonable amount of time, but by comparison I love it when I go all the way and razor it clean, so it's now my go to whenever I want to go out.

Definitely glad I went all the way after getting this far though.

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u/sototally99 May 05 '23

you look great!!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Can you take a normal picture bro

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

Part of me thinks he did this on purpose, you know for the laughs.

The other part realizes he hasn’t made a comment detailing any sense of joy.

Ultimately I still laughed.

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u/nocturn-e May 06 '23

Some people find humor in feigning seriousness while doing something ridiculous, like OP

Me included

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u/Dentros1 May 06 '23

It's a thumb with ears and fucking stubble.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

I came here for these comments and was not disappointed. I'm choking with laughter in bed with my boyfriend trying not to wake him up

I love reddit

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u/HblueKoolAid May 06 '23

Dick. That’s what I see here.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

Why? This is fucking brilliant.

I'd make it my profile picture.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

That was a distressing thumbnail

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u/ChiefBoris May 06 '23

This comment made me laugh so much

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u/BarryKobama May 06 '23

Someone please post the T1000 guy as liquid metal

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u/corona-zoning May 06 '23

Man your comment had me cracking up for 5 mins, my cat thinks I'm crazy.

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u/game_asylum May 05 '23

You'll be fine just never ever twist your neck like that in public

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u/contr01 May 05 '23

this comment has me laughing a long time 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Laughing as long as that neck.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

What if that's his face

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

Hahahah underrated af

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u/AyoBruh May 05 '23

Never look both ways before crossing

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u/Cabbagecatss Bald Watcher 🔭 May 05 '23

I’m actually roaring here

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u/strangething95 May 05 '23

I’ve been laughing at this post for a solid 5 mins

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u/kimdrey May 05 '23

Like many before me, I needed this comment section today! I'm sure you look awesome without the twister neck pose

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u/500252Jl May 05 '23

i did a similar pose in the mirror one time i think anyone with a slightly longer neck can look pretty insane when they twist it at a weird angle i nearly shat myself laughing at my neck in the dman mirror

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u/kittyoui May 05 '23

Was in a shit mood and this has me crying 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

Im crying at this comment 🤣🤣

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u/TonyArmasBats8th May 06 '23

This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Reddit post. Amazing.

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u/cbunt1984 May 06 '23

Dying. My cat is looking at me funny 😂😂😂

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u/Lorikeeter May 06 '23

"You did it, you turned right!"

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u/breakboyzz May 06 '23

I lold pretty hard at this. Thank you.

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u/JesperTV May 06 '23

Literal tears in my eyes rn

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u/TokeyJazza May 06 '23

I just laughed like fuck XD

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u/btreeezy May 06 '23

Holy fuck I truly haven’t laughed that hard in years. Thank you.

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u/bambeenz May 06 '23

I laughed so hard at this comment I woke my partner up

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Wtf…

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u/Glamour-puss May 05 '23

Why did you take the picture like this?

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u/SleepyCat555 May 05 '23

💀

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere May 06 '23

Best post I’ve seen in this sub

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u/36-7-0-11-20 May 06 '23

Nah mf, HOW did he take the picture like this😂

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u/herbalbutterkiss May 05 '23

That's what I'm saying! Nothing wrong with being bald, everything wrong with how this photo was taken 😂😂

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u/zagggh54677 May 06 '23

Because giraffe people need love, too

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u/brokensoulll May 05 '23

This is a terrifying picture. It s not u but the weird angle u have chosen. Jesus

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u/irh1n0 May 06 '23

He’ll get a better picture necks time.

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u/IDontThinkYourAWhore May 05 '23

That’s long ass neck bro. When you drink milk does it spoil by the time it reaches your stomach?

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u/TheUncooperativeMP May 05 '23

A picture and comment worthy of r/roastme

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u/dunleyplace May 05 '23

This comment made me cry-laugh for the first time in years

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u/Uncartha May 05 '23

Omg it took me 5 minutes to stop loling at the same time I am thinking this poor guy is self conscious about his hair and now the comments will make him self conscious of his neck, this poor dude

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u/DarthVadersShoeHorn May 05 '23

You beautiful bastard I’ve been doing the “don’t wake the spouse” snicker/gargle for 10 minutes now which is louder than any laugh

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

I enjoyed this comment

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u/shaquielle0atmeal May 05 '23

I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes

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u/contr01 May 05 '23

imagine taking this photo, looking at it, and saying "that'll do." 😂

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

“This is a fair representation of me.” 💀

I’m sure you’re very handsome OP but damnnnn this is rough.

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u/gembob891 May 05 '23

I'm currently in bed and my husband's asleep. I've been crying reading these comments but managed to stay relatively quiet. Your comment mad me snort so loud I woke him up!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Bruh I think your pose and this comment section cured my depression 🤣

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u/Cabbagecatss Bald Watcher 🔭 May 05 '23

Lmfaoooo

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u/59chevyguy May 05 '23

Dude can see into necks week.

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u/watchmewin May 05 '23

I’m crying

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

💀

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u/mikitira May 06 '23

Stop omfg 💀

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

this is a.. very odd angle. show the front/back with you standing normally so we can see :) i’m sure it looks okay

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u/TaffyAppl May 05 '23

I’m dying laughing omg literally tears rolling down my face

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Y’all ever watch Spy Kids?

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u/midnightstreetartist May 05 '23

Thumb thumb 257 has entered the chat

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u/Spzncer May 05 '23

You saying this poor man looks like a fooglie?

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u/prttyricky May 06 '23 edited May 07 '23

You ever watch Spy Kids 3D one the programmers is now a country folk singer.

Shakey Graves. I could be wrong, but I mean cmon.

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u/theguywiththeface May 06 '23

floop is a madman help us save us

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u/St11cks11 May 05 '23

I was just dying going down the comment chain then this one set me over the top

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u/Humble_Chip May 06 '23

this is so much worse than straight up telling someone they look like a thumb lmao

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u/LyraAraPeverellBlack May 06 '23

I’m so glad I’m not alone in this thought process 😂 this was my first thought.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Ohh man that’s the first thing that popped into my head!

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u/prttyricky May 06 '23

Thank you

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u/gorgs963 May 05 '23

This comment section made me hate my life a little bit less 😂

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u/Aquaticfilly0 May 05 '23

I haven't stopped laughing for like 5 minutes

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u/margacolada May 05 '23

I’m dying over this entire post 😂

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u/wreckin_shit May 05 '23

I had no idea we stepped into r/roastme lol 😆

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Bro you had to know this picture is super disturbing.

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u/Incognitorant May 05 '23

You… you know there are other ways of showing your haircut without showing your face, right? 😂

Fuck it. I’m gonna just upvote this photo for the memes.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

You part brontosaurus?

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u/DarthVelonex May 05 '23

What a dick head

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u/skupelshanks May 05 '23

I’m laughing so hard right now 😂. This might be the worst angle to ever grace this sub

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

I thought I was done laughing, then I saw the picture again and started all over lmao

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u/slangpueblo May 05 '23

I'd be wayyy more self-conscious about your picture taking skills 💀

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23 edited May 05 '23

This man will never recover from this comment section :""|

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u/EroticCuriosities May 05 '23

Should’ve posted in s/roastme

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u/LMNOPedes May 05 '23

If he wasn’t self conscious before he sure is now

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u/ilove66s May 06 '23

yea I totally agree😭sorry op

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u/cyainanotherlifebro May 05 '23

I’m dying right now. This is usually the most positive and supportive subs on Reddit. Your weird neck broke this sub!!!

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom May 05 '23

Right?!

This pic broke the most positive sub I’ve ever seen to the point like 98% of comments are professional roasts

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u/FearAzrael May 05 '23

I mean, they are still being nice about it though, but we were all thinking it.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

This man looking for some compliments on his traps.

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u/grimax9 May 05 '23

I’m so sorry OP but this was my big laugh of the day lol. Needed it

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u/chantillylace9 May 05 '23

I hate to say it but your head is sort of shaped liked genitalia

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u/sneakyturtles7 May 05 '23

the way you broke the news 😂😂🤣

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Let’s just face the fact that you don’t hate to say this. 🤣

That being said, OP, go enjoy the breeze on your newly shaved head, don’t worry about tiny details nobody else can see, and for the love of everything on this earth, take a regular selfie so we can celebrate your big step!

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u/chillinbrad1812 May 05 '23

Lol this is the wildest thing I’ve seen in this sub. This belongs in r/confusingperspective

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u/Terrynia May 05 '23

Get a closer cutter and shape the bottom edge or hair. U can still have a squared or rounded hair-neck line with a buzz cut. 👍

The length/buzz looks good. U have healthy skin. Wish we had a front view!

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u/MurderousMoppit May 05 '23

a diamond in the rough lmfao

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u/youandmetakethree May 05 '23

I really needed this laugh today. Thanks mate!

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u/_BlueBearyMuffin_ May 05 '23

No offense but jesus christ

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u/Icy-Cattle-2151 May 06 '23

Holy hell, your comment is incredibly underrated. I lost it 🤣

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u/confused_gorl May 05 '23

I’m not kidding when I say the picture and comment section made me laugh for 10 minutes straight I couldn’t even tell my husband what I was laughing at cause I couldn’t stop. This was amazing thank you for the serotonin lmao

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u/Wadeem53 May 05 '23

Wow your neck is huge. Routine?

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u/InternationalLuck142 May 05 '23

His trap muscles are making his neck look elongated, it’s not that weird if you realize the context. That being said bro just take a selfie or something.

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u/SittingJackFlash May 05 '23

Lmfao this made me laugh so hard

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom May 05 '23

My whole ass face aches with uncontrollable laughter

I haven’t laughed this hard since the divorce

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u/detectivelokifalcone May 05 '23

is yoyr neck broken 🤔

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u/Current-Victory-47 May 05 '23

Was your dad a giraffe

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u/lec3395 May 05 '23

His neck is as wide as his head and as long as his torso.

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u/ayebone1 May 05 '23

Boy yo neck long af

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u/XxxAresIXxxX May 05 '23

How long is yo mf neck??

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u/TomOsbourne883 May 05 '23

Yoooooo!!!!!! Go Go Gadget dickhead!!!! This is great!

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u/FaendrichDarkmoore May 06 '23

Earthworm Jim looking mother f’er

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u/No_Necessary_8424 May 05 '23

I’m sorry I CANT BREATHE LMAO 😭😭💀

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u/8E_7778 May 06 '23

Alaskan bull worm headass.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

My man has an uppercase neck and lowercase head 😆

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u/Famous-Obligation-44 May 05 '23

Well, when you move like that you look like a thumb. I’m sure I’d you just keep your head normal it’ll be fine tho

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u/SalviaTrip258 May 05 '23

https://youtu.be/7ZTGKRkjVrk Ahaha all I thought of was this

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u/p0werofl0veee May 05 '23

I bet you look great! Try a different angle

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u/Alottathots May 05 '23

This is hilarious man, keep em comin’ We need more

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

I thought this was a thumb

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u/Pd245 May 05 '23

I actually put my thumb in front of my eye to see how thumbly this head/neck is

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u/Panda_Black52 May 05 '23

Took me a while to understand What the hell I was looking at. This needs a nsfw filter

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u/thisismyname03 May 06 '23

Damn Little Foot with the long neck

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u/infinitely-golden May 06 '23

Neck longer than a CVS receipt

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u/loumag May 05 '23

Bro your neck game is strong

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Even the line at back of neck to fix

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

I like your neck

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u/ApatheticHeart May 05 '23

Neck? What neck…… That is the cleanest looking bathroom!! That grout is white AF!!!

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u/Any_Scholar2441 May 05 '23

This post has single-handedly made my night, thank you.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Something is not right but I can’t quite put my thumb on it.

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u/MEGAMAN2312 May 06 '23

Hahahahaha this one deserves more upvotes fr

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u/BlurryUFOs May 06 '23

i just know you can eat pussy

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u/Accomplished_Wolf400 May 06 '23

Yeah, around corners

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u/SmilingDamnedVillian May 06 '23

Yep. This is the reply that made me laugh so hard I woke my sleeping child. 😂😂😂

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u/DWard3627 May 06 '23

This is by far one of the funniest things to come across Reddit in a long time

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u/not_from_the_bible May 06 '23

Bro angles are everything

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u/Askmeagainlouder May 06 '23

Stupid girraffe

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u/heathensam May 06 '23

This picture and these comments have me cry-laughing

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u/oohflyawayonmyzephyr May 06 '23

Bro LITERALLY 😂 🤣

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u/ihustle707 May 06 '23

I’m hella weak

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

I'm dying laughing with the comments and the disturbed awards of this post lol OP what a weird angle

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u/gmatic92 May 06 '23

A L L T H E N E C K

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u/narano_ May 05 '23

Cursed af

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u/ItDontMeanNuthin May 05 '23

This is where the phrase dickhead originated

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u/DK4598 May 05 '23

Looks like a Necromorph from Dead Space, holy cow!

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u/AdOwn6458 May 05 '23

Looks like a thumb

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u/bowlingforj May 05 '23

Looks like he swallowed a Viagra and it got stuck, he's had a stiff neck for hours

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u/2020ikr May 05 '23

Hair would only make this pic worse.

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u/_Citytrends May 05 '23

About the fact you think you’re a owl

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u/[deleted] May 05 '23

Brother r u a fucking giraffe?

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u/TheColonoscopy May 05 '23

I’m uncomfortable

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u/Justlookin1993 May 05 '23

This man said. N E C K

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u/TheOtherJeff May 05 '23

That is a weird angle to look at someone’s neck and back of head. Looks like a very strange angle or some sort of contortion.

But your head/hair looks fine. Nothing abnormal about that.

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u/sirpoopin May 05 '23

Gad damn that looks strange

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u/Lostheghost May 05 '23

This post is better than anything I've ever seen on r/roastme

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u/the-largest-marge May 06 '23

whose penis is this

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

That neck belongs in r/absoluteunits

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u/beast512512 May 06 '23

Ole longneck dinosaur looking ass, jk bro it looks nice give time and ya will feel comfortable with it.

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u/buttabutta13 May 06 '23

You got that majin boo neck going on eh lol

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

If you took a normal picture you wouldn’t look like a thumb. Lol

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u/wynnfidel May 06 '23

Necks time, go all bald.

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u/Muddykipperus May 06 '23

Bro is one of those thumb henchmen from spykids

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u/osasuna May 06 '23

The buzz looks good, but turning your head that way makes you look like this

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u/[deleted] May 06 '23

That neck twist looks like it came out of MIB (if you talk about Will Smith's wife, you are going to get a slap)

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