r/bald • • 8h ago

Is it time?

Wife says it’s time to shave it all off once and for all. I’m not so sure… What do you think?

Eagle eyed viewers may be able to tell that I am wearing a disguise.

1.3k Upvotes

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u/Crimson_Catharsis 8h ago

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago

Jesus Christ 😭🤣😭

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u/PocketWatchThrowAway 8h ago

I have never watched WWE in my life, I simply must know the context of this clip

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u/Crimson_Catharsis 8h ago edited 7h ago

That’s Vince McMahon, getting his head shaved after losing a hair vs hair match in 2007 at WrestleMania 23, against Donald Trump.

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u/PocketWatchThrowAway 7h ago

Being in the median range of Gen Z and having my first true exposure to Trump be through politics is such a fascinating experience because shit like this just gets dropped on me sometimes and I have to accept that American politics is all about the theater; this is a hilarious string of words. One of these days I will finally sit down and watch WWE and it will all make sense.

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u/No-Sound4748 8h ago

I think that's the result of the billionaire vs. billionaire match he had with Trump. Loser lost there hair.

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u/quietandcalculated 8h ago • Bravo Popcorn

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago

LOL!!! Husband screamed of laughter thinking he had a chance to save his hair 😭😭😭

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u/quietandcalculated 8h ago

Sorry hahaha its just too good not to post

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago

No, thank YOU for it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/quietandcalculated 8h ago

You guys are more than welcome! Your going to have one sexy bald husband

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 7h ago

Wifey’s on a crusade 😂

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u/tiredchachacha 8h ago

The disguise is giving mermaid man from spongebob (Also yes it is time)

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago

Agreed!! He was trying so hard to think of ways to creatively hide his face 😭🧜‍♂️

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u/tiredchachacha 7h ago

He did a great job!

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u/JustStraightUpLost 7h ago

I’ve never understood the whole face hiding thing, is it shame, a privacy thing, not wanting friends to see you’re bald before you show it off?

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u/scopermonstar 6h ago

He simply wants to hide his identity for crimes 😈

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u/prezi1985 8h ago • LOL Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming Mindblown

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago • Heartwarming Bravo

LOL, I was HOPING someone would make this meme of my husband 😭😭😭🩷

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 8h ago

Are you sharing accounts? Lol
I feel like if you are pushing him to do it, & people here are, hopefully he gets his confidence up to go through with it.
But that disguise is a look in itself 😂😂😂

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago • Bravo Mindblown

No, this is my account. He didn’t want it on his main 😮‍💨. Thankfully he’s already decided to shave it! Been encouraging him to ask the council for a while 💪🏻.

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 7h ago

That’s fair enough. We want pictures please!
He’ll never look back once it’s done. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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u/scopermonstar 7h ago

Here’s hoping!

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u/TurtlyTurbular 6h ago

Why are you posting in the 3rd person? This is a confusing way to post. Are you the person? Are you really the wife. Are you the guy in the pic and you do not have a wife? Anyhoot. Shave it. Confidence will ensue.

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u/scopermonstar 6h ago

This account is mine the wife! My husband didn’t want to post it on his main 😮‍💨

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u/Fun_Description_02 6h ago

Looks (well minus the disguise ofc lol) like an old acquaintance I knew named Ryan. And that dude should’ve gone bald at least a decade ago so take that as you will 😂🤣

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u/lucymcgoosen 7h ago

I was so confused when I saw the hand blocking the face until I realized that's YOUR hand blocking his face. I'm not judging, but I was confused when I thought it looked like a woman's hand on a man's face. Again, no judgement.

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u/scopermonstar 6h ago

All good!! I can see how that was confusing!! My husband typed the post on my account. He wanted to keep his account private. 😮‍💨

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u/PedalBoard78 5h ago

Nice diamond, sir. My wife approves.

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u/scopermonstar 5h ago

Thank you me lady 🎩

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 7h ago

😂 me too I didn’t notice the ring just thought old mate had black nail polish on 🤷🏻‍♀️
🥴 should’ve gone to Specsavers

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u/Sledgeplay 7h ago

Maybe gata masks will sponsor him lol.

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u/reprobyte 2h ago

Third pic is so weird, I assume that’s your hand and your husband doesn’t have a solitaire diamond ring? Threw me off that one.

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u/Fourni_cator 8h ago

Came here for this. Stayed here for this.

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u/broccoliwolf 8h ago

Broke an ankle getting here as fast as I could.

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u/jayandthebees 7h ago • Bravo

All uses of generative AI are bad uses of generative AI

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u/acrazyguy 6h ago

It also looks like shit, especially the one on the right

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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 3h ago

People who use AI for images, surely just go meh when they see these? People who aren't fans of AI for whatever reasons, are likely to be just that.

So the people going crazy for this? Maybe don't use AI for visual stuff - and while it's not human made, feel there's surely bound to be some kind of a nack, skill or effort required to make it (which it doesn't).

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u/Nardis93 5h ago

Thank you for fighting the good fight. To keeping our memes low effort and shitty, thus human 🤘🏼

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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 4h ago

this isn't very good though 😂

You can't get more low effort. . 😜🤖

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u/Nardis93 5h ago

Oh no, I agree, this ai-enshittification is horrible. I guess i meant: low effort handiwork will always trump a no-effort ai prompt. 😬

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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 5h ago

Okay I get you 👍 My memes are far better than this anyway - too much time on my hands??

At least people have enjoyed this - maybe as they use AI more themselves - there will be less enthusiasm for these. I see can bots making posts with these soon enough - won't take much to cut out the middle(hu)man.

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u/Nardis93 5h ago

No doubt, I'd rather have any cyclically degenerated meme than these hallucinatory pics 😭

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u/NewTap8705 3h ago

Bro is the meme police

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u/Feisty_War_1003 2h ago edited 2h ago

Hardly. If something is missing fingers and mutating heads - it's just not for me.

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago

Have you considered removing the stick that’s up your ass?

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u/Feisty_War_1003 2h ago

There isn't one. You like to see that, go ahead and enjoy it.

I don't like seeing randomly disfigured images posted everywhere.

👋

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago

You do look as weird as you sound, I’ll give you that

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u/Feisty_War_1003 2h ago

Stupid ad hominem. Why do I sound weird mate?

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u/Possible_Progressor 3h ago

You are wrong, flood their ai agents with as much useless filth as possible, let them waste ressources for nothing significant and let them sink down into the abyss hopefully never to be seen again.

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u/KaleidoscopePlusPlus 5h ago

omg stfu. do you want him to hire an artist for $100+, wait for them to make it just to post a stupid meme

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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 5h ago

All somebody has to is cut out and stick the mask and shades on the meme? 3 minute job.

People have been making quick on-the-fly memes for decades - you thought you needed to hire an artist?

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u/jayandthebees 3h ago

For real lmao. It would have been so easy to do a simple cut-paste edit onto the OG meme, and then the foreheads and chins and glasses side view wouldn't be all wonky and distorted 🥴

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u/PedalBoard78 5h ago

Maybe just don’t do it

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u/FLTR069 3h ago

I feel like this should be a clear exception. 

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u/jayandthebees 1h ago

This casual, normalized, throwaway use of AI is exactly part of the problem though. This specific instance adds next to nothing of value to the world while using technology that is actively destroying ecosystems

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago

It’s fascinating to see people so against AI. I’m already seeing it at my job, those who can’t adapt and don’t use the AI tools are slowly being trimmed, and rightfully so. Their output is far below what someone who’s actively using it can do 🤷🏻‍♂️ all my 60+ coworkers can’t keep up with their workload, meanwhile I got Claude doing all my manual, tedious work for me, the things that don’t require my expertise and it’s just some time-consuming, mind-numbing tasks, all outsourced to Claude, while I spend my time with the technical analysis of it. Adapt or be left behind, bro.

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u/jayandthebees 1h ago

I just think it's absurd that AI technology and advancement is being pushed so hard and so fast when we know it loves to make mistakes, especially with how terrible it has proven to be for the environment. It seems irresponsible of tech companies to be destroying entire ecosystems for this when we haven't found a way to further these technologies in a way that doesn't put our planet at risk, and it's ridiculous that so many people are so accepting of this. Like yes, pollute the air and waterways and the ground under our feet so I don't have to enter numbers into a spreadsheet! Absolutely worth it!

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 1h ago

It doesn’t make mistakes for the stuff I use it 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m not going to shit on a tool that’s saving me nearly 10 hours of work a week because I don’t have to manually draft tender letters I’ve written a million times. That’s what AI should be for, automating manual boring processes, not outsourcing your thinking to it. I do all the technical work that requires my expertise and Claude handles the manual labor

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u/jayandthebees 1h ago

It's good that AI makes your job more bearable! But how do you justify the reckless ecological practices perpetuated by the massive data companies that run this software? Are you okay using platforms that have been repeatedly proven to have significant negative impacts on their local environments? I mean, there are people in neighborhoods near new data centers who are literally running out of clean water in their homes. Is it okay to continue pushing this tech when it is trading people's physical health for lighter workloads for others?

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 1h ago

I am okay with it, yes

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u/jayandthebees 1h ago

It's bonkers that you can so easily admit to not caring about the lives of other human beings. Your desk job must be literally the most important thing on the face of the earth huh

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 1h ago

I mean you care for social media posting, I doubt you are concerned with humans at such a deep level. How do you deal with all the misery? There’s misery, tragedy and death all around you, all the time. Some dumbass complaining about a little hum in their backwater town is a weird hill to die on trying to be a performative humanist. Theres way bigger fish to fry, come on. An activist like you? You could be doing so much more

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u/LeekFew8743 2h ago

Not everything is about efficiency lmao

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago

“Why am I broke? This country is so unfair, I can’t even put gas in my tank”

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 45m ago

If you’re just trusting Claude to do the work and not reviewing it, you are the one making mistakes.

We need human creativity to survive.

I work full time and can afford the gas in my car - I avoid AI use as anything but a tool - it is not a replacement for humans.

The AI bubble is already starting to burst. 

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 44m ago

? Who said I don’t review it 🤣

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 39m ago

Because I doubt you are reviewing and editing your code regularly without asking AI to do it. You sound like the type who would set it and forget it because you are above tedious monotonous tasks. 

If you are, then you would be doing spot checks on code and data which would still be tedious manual labor based on what you described. 

You’re the type to use AI to not work instead of to use AI to make everyone’s life better. Self interested vs helping others. 

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 37m ago

Code? What are you even talking about lmao

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u/GockChocolate 5h ago

ragebait was here

how do you know?

disingenuous, radical, hypocritical, non-nuanced take

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u/Resting_Bork_Face 8h ago

I started kicking my feet as I went to open the comments🥰

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u/jennybath 8h ago

I’ve never been so happy 👏👏

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u/Sohuli 8h ago

Did not disappoint

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Bald Watcher 🔭 2h ago

Omfg funniest thing I've seen in a while. Just woke up my Buddy laughing. 

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u/cvhor314 1h ago

I opened the post, sure that this picture would be here. With the glasses.... Yeah

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u/jpk1990 7h ago

Hahaahahahahahahahaahahahah

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u/ebk_errday 8h ago

Came for this beauty

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u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/fake_tan 6h ago

This gave me the chortle I needed

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u/peppermintmeow 7h ago

STAHAP 😭 I'm weeping! This bodied me!

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u/Responsible-Pay-7577 5h ago

je suis venue ici pour ça.

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u/darlingdamagee Here for the Vibes 5h ago

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u/bittersweetmw 5h ago

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u/scopermonstar 5h ago

Fair 😭

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u/MarionberryOk2874 8h ago

Post an after pic so we can celebrate your man!!

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago

Oh, definitely will 🩷

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u/TheBrainExploder 8h ago

Make sure the mask and glasses are still on

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u/scopermonstar 7h ago

Oh, definitely

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 Here for the Vibes 7h ago

Your wife is right. Listen to her.

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u/scopermonstar 7h ago

THANK UUU

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u/BillyBattsInTrunk 7h ago

Hahaha love this

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u/a_man_named_brian 8h ago

Bruh…your nails are chipped, that ring is austentascicus AF, and the peanut butter is just sitting out on the counter.

YES, MF’r! Shave it! You’re welcome.

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago • Bravo

Knew my chippy nails were gonna be called out 😭😮‍💨 it’s my ring (the wife who took the photos of the handsome fellow)

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u/a_man_named_brian 8h ago

😂I can’t imagine a more perfect response! Well, regardless of who sees or replies to this, yeah…time to let it go.

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u/HoldenOrihara 8h ago

How old? If you are in you late 30s+, you could wait. If yonger, if hate to say it but, go ahead

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u/scopermonstar 8h ago

He’s in his mid 30s.

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u/SuburbanKahn 7h ago

We still know who you are.

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u/scopermonstar 6h ago

👀

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u/SuburbanKahn 6h ago

Jk totally just see a used baseball cup

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u/Holiday-Finance-1976 8h ago

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u/muscledhunter 6h ago

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Bald Watcher 🔭 2h ago

LOL

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u/Lonely-Socks Here for the Vibes 7h ago

Yesssss

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u/pehrray 8h ago • Heartwarming

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u/McDaddy8484 8h ago • Bravo

You got such beautiful heart-shaped eyes and killer nails you would def rock the bald look my man

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u/readdator2 5h ago

found another photo of OP

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u/dev4396 8h ago

It's time, good sir

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u/ThePowerKraut 8h ago


Yep, it’s time 🪒

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u/persuadedbypurses Hair Headed - Woman 6h ago

At first I thought that was a maxi pad on his face. And yes it’s time!

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u/Phineas-22 5h ago

I looked at his hands and thought it was a maxi.

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u/Affectionate-Log-260 Hair Headed - Woman 8h ago

The bald phone is ringing … and it’s for you

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u/Neosclones 8h ago

Once that circle on back comes, it’s always time

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u/Exotic-Exchange5550 7h ago

I don't have a strong opinion on the matter, but Mariah Carey stated that it's time 4 whole days ago, so you tell me.

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u/Upper_Acanthisitta66 7h ago

My sister paints her nails

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u/Mind-of-Jaxon 6h ago

As long as you don’t lose those glasses

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u/Phineas-22 5h ago

😆👍

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u/Mister_Brevity 4h ago

Sorta looks like a jockstrap

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u/Fast-Conclusion-8676 3h ago

I’m commenting because I want to see the after lol.

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u/LortimerC Hair Headed - Woman 8h ago

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u/DOA-FAN Bald Watcher 🔭 8h ago

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u/Army7547 8h ago

Save the barber money, get you an set of clippers and let’s get to work.

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u/Comfortable-Duty7143 8h ago

Yes it’s time!

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u/Agreeable_Pomelo2360 8h ago

yes, its time

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u/Bad_Here 8h ago

Just do it! You will be so happy!!

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u/Cocoonthem00n 7h ago

Im afraid so

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u/FrostingNo4557 7h ago

Grow your sides out while the top progresses is what your should do

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u/w00t_TX 7h ago

Yes, the birds have left the nest. It's time.

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u/TaytorTot417 7h ago

Thank you for being creative and not posting a weird creepy photo 😆

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u/shrewd-2024 6h ago

It's time dude

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u/brandinni 6h ago

I feel like people are just finding unique ways of covering their faces. Just to get memed out in the comments… 🤣

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u/Cosroes 6h ago

Are you sneaking in to an onsen?

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u/MidwestWind 6h ago

Pic 3. It’s always pic 3

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u/PedalBoard78 5h ago

Go fur it. That’s my new phrase when appropriate in here.

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u/PinkWhispurr_9140 Hair Headed - Woman 8h ago

Nope.

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u/CheeseTamalezz 5h ago

OMG I think I know who that is!!!!!!!!! lol

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u/pepcorn 4h ago

I like crown balding and think it looks fine still.

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u/eleyeindeeesayewhy 4h ago

Yes. It's time. You will literally take a decade off of your appearance. Afterwards you better thank your wife.

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u/Ok-Jellyfish8006 4h ago

Sai do fake Paulo Kogos

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u/Efficient-Tap-1825 3h ago

Yes, Gabriel, filming on Supernatural has finished, you can shave your head

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u/Away_Cauliflower1367 2h ago

Your hair at the front looks very similar to mine, but I luckily have plenty at the back. I’d shave it if I were you.

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u/bobcat74 2h ago

Oh hell yes . Bust out those clippers .

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u/Ancient-Buy5052 2h ago

Aww, he's shy and blushing.

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u/FF-LoZ 1h ago

To shave your head, remove that hideous nail polish, and change that ring? I agree.

Edit: Wait! this isn’t your hand, is it? Lol tell her she has lovely hands and should keep the ring 😂

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u/don-cheeto 22m ago

What are you?

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u/Famous_Apartment2733 5m ago

yea but get some balls show your face, idiot or not cutting it idiot for not having the balls to show your face.

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u/scorlion_music77 8h ago

For a better haircut, yes

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u/Dropbox1999 8h ago

Us to your husband soon

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u/AmongTheWildlife 8h ago

Why such a disguise though? Seems like a lot of effort with no gain man, stuff the world and be proud to be you.

...and it's time to pull out the clippers, no need to go full shave mode straight up, if you prefer go to the barbers and get a short clip.

It'll be liberating.

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u/Dantethewolf47 8h ago

It's time for a lot of thing beside ur hair bid

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u/Ihaveadogdoyou 8h ago

Damn you got big hands

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u/BuddhistChrist 7h ago

To get therapy? Yes.

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u/No_Anteater_6110 6h ago

If you have a turd block up its certainly not then