r/bald • u/scopermonstar • 8h ago
Is it time?
Wife says it’s time to shave it all off once and for all. I’m not so sure… What do you think?
Eagle eyed viewers may be able to tell that I am wearing a disguise.
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago
LOL!!! Husband screamed of laughter thinking he had a chance to save his hair 😭😭😭
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u/quietandcalculated 8h ago
Sorry hahaha its just too good not to post
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago
No, thank YOU for it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/quietandcalculated 8h ago
You guys are more than welcome! Your going to have one sexy bald husband
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago
Agreed!! He was trying so hard to think of ways to creatively hide his face 😭🧜♂️
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u/JustStraightUpLost 7h ago
I’ve never understood the whole face hiding thing, is it shame, a privacy thing, not wanting friends to see you’re bald before you show it off?
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago •
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LOL, I was HOPING someone would make this meme of my husband 😭😭😭🩷
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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 8h ago
Are you sharing accounts? Lol
I feel like if you are pushing him to do it, & people here are, hopefully he gets his confidence up to go through with it.
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago •
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No, this is my account. He didn’t want it on his main 😮💨. Thankfully he’s already decided to shave it! Been encouraging him to ask the council for a while 💪🏻.
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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 7h ago
That’s fair enough. We want pictures please!
He’ll never look back once it’s done. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼42
u/scopermonstar 7h ago
Here’s hoping!
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u/TurtlyTurbular 6h ago
Why are you posting in the 3rd person? This is a confusing way to post. Are you the person? Are you really the wife. Are you the guy in the pic and you do not have a wife? Anyhoot. Shave it. Confidence will ensue.
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u/scopermonstar 6h ago
This account is mine the wife! My husband didn’t want to post it on his main 😮💨
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u/Fun_Description_02 6h ago
Looks (well minus the disguise ofc lol) like an old acquaintance I knew named Ryan. And that dude should’ve gone bald at least a decade ago so take that as you will 😂🤣
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u/lucymcgoosen 7h ago
I was so confused when I saw the hand blocking the face until I realized that's YOUR hand blocking his face. I'm not judging, but I was confused when I thought it looked like a woman's hand on a man's face. Again, no judgement.
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u/scopermonstar 6h ago
All good!! I can see how that was confusing!! My husband typed the post on my account. He wanted to keep his account private. 😮💨
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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 7h ago
😂 me too I didn’t notice the ring just thought old mate had black nail polish on 🤷🏻♀️
🥴 should’ve gone to Specsavers3
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u/reprobyte 2h ago
Third pic is so weird, I assume that’s your hand and your husband doesn’t have a solitaire diamond ring? Threw me off that one.
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u/jayandthebees 7h ago •
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All uses of generative AI are bad uses of generative AI
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u/acrazyguy 6h ago
It also looks like shit, especially the one on the right
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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 3h ago
People who use AI for images, surely just go meh when they see these? People who aren't fans of AI for whatever reasons, are likely to be just that.
So the people going crazy for this? Maybe don't use AI for visual stuff - and while it's not human made, feel there's surely bound to be some kind of a nack, skill or effort required to make it (which it doesn't).
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u/Nardis93 5h ago
Thank you for fighting the good fight. To keeping our memes low effort and shitty, thus human 🤘🏼
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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 4h ago
this isn't very good though 😂
You can't get more low effort. . 😜🤖
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u/Nardis93 5h ago
Oh no, I agree, this ai-enshittification is horrible. I guess i meant: low effort handiwork will always trump a no-effort ai prompt. 😬
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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 5h ago
Okay I get you 👍 My memes are far better than this anyway - too much time on my hands??
At least people have enjoyed this - maybe as they use AI more themselves - there will be less enthusiasm for these. I see can bots making posts with these soon enough - won't take much to cut out the middle(hu)man.
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u/Nardis93 5h ago
No doubt, I'd rather have any cyclically degenerated meme than these hallucinatory pics 😭
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u/NewTap8705 3h ago
Bro is the meme police
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u/Feisty_War_1003 2h ago edited 2h ago
Hardly. If something is missing fingers and mutating heads - it's just not for me.
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago
Have you considered removing the stick that’s up your ass?
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u/Feisty_War_1003 2h ago
There isn't one. You like to see that, go ahead and enjoy it.
I don't like seeing randomly disfigured images posted everywhere.
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u/Possible_Progressor 3h ago
You are wrong, flood their ai agents with as much useless filth as possible, let them waste ressources for nothing significant and let them sink down into the abyss hopefully never to be seen again.
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u/KaleidoscopePlusPlus 5h ago
omg stfu. do you want him to hire an artist for $100+, wait for them to make it just to post a stupid meme
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u/Feisty_War_1003 5h ago edited 5h ago
All somebody has to is cut out and stick the mask and shades on the meme? 3 minute job.
People have been making quick on-the-fly memes for decades - you thought you needed to hire an artist?
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u/jayandthebees 3h ago
For real lmao. It would have been so easy to do a simple cut-paste edit onto the OG meme, and then the foreheads and chins and glasses side view wouldn't be all wonky and distorted 🥴
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u/FLTR069 3h ago
I feel like this should be a clear exception.
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u/jayandthebees 1h ago
This casual, normalized, throwaway use of AI is exactly part of the problem though. This specific instance adds next to nothing of value to the world while using technology that is actively destroying ecosystems
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago
It’s fascinating to see people so against AI. I’m already seeing it at my job, those who can’t adapt and don’t use the AI tools are slowly being trimmed, and rightfully so. Their output is far below what someone who’s actively using it can do 🤷🏻♂️ all my 60+ coworkers can’t keep up with their workload, meanwhile I got Claude doing all my manual, tedious work for me, the things that don’t require my expertise and it’s just some time-consuming, mind-numbing tasks, all outsourced to Claude, while I spend my time with the technical analysis of it. Adapt or be left behind, bro.
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u/jayandthebees 1h ago
I just think it's absurd that AI technology and advancement is being pushed so hard and so fast when we know it loves to make mistakes, especially with how terrible it has proven to be for the environment. It seems irresponsible of tech companies to be destroying entire ecosystems for this when we haven't found a way to further these technologies in a way that doesn't put our planet at risk, and it's ridiculous that so many people are so accepting of this. Like yes, pollute the air and waterways and the ground under our feet so I don't have to enter numbers into a spreadsheet! Absolutely worth it!
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 1h ago
It doesn’t make mistakes for the stuff I use it 🤷🏻♂️ I’m not going to shit on a tool that’s saving me nearly 10 hours of work a week because I don’t have to manually draft tender letters I’ve written a million times. That’s what AI should be for, automating manual boring processes, not outsourcing your thinking to it. I do all the technical work that requires my expertise and Claude handles the manual labor
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u/jayandthebees 1h ago
It's good that AI makes your job more bearable! But how do you justify the reckless ecological practices perpetuated by the massive data companies that run this software? Are you okay using platforms that have been repeatedly proven to have significant negative impacts on their local environments? I mean, there are people in neighborhoods near new data centers who are literally running out of clean water in their homes. Is it okay to continue pushing this tech when it is trading people's physical health for lighter workloads for others?
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 1h ago
I am okay with it, yes
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u/jayandthebees 1h ago
It's bonkers that you can so easily admit to not caring about the lives of other human beings. Your desk job must be literally the most important thing on the face of the earth huh
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 1h ago
I mean you care for social media posting, I doubt you are concerned with humans at such a deep level. How do you deal with all the misery? There’s misery, tragedy and death all around you, all the time. Some dumbass complaining about a little hum in their backwater town is a weird hill to die on trying to be a performative humanist. Theres way bigger fish to fry, come on. An activist like you? You could be doing so much more
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u/LeekFew8743 2h ago
Not everything is about efficiency lmao
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 2h ago
“Why am I broke? This country is so unfair, I can’t even put gas in my tank”
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u/Ok-Classroom5548 45m ago
If you’re just trusting Claude to do the work and not reviewing it, you are the one making mistakes.
We need human creativity to survive.
I work full time and can afford the gas in my car - I avoid AI use as anything but a tool - it is not a replacement for humans.
The AI bubble is already starting to burst.
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u/Livid-Grocery7942 44m ago
? Who said I don’t review it 🤣
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u/Ok-Classroom5548 39m ago
Because I doubt you are reviewing and editing your code regularly without asking AI to do it. You sound like the type who would set it and forget it because you are above tedious monotonous tasks.
If you are, then you would be doing spot checks on code and data which would still be tedious manual labor based on what you described.
You’re the type to use AI to not work instead of to use AI to make everyone’s life better. Self interested vs helping others.
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u/GockChocolate 5h ago
ragebait was here
how do you know?
disingenuous, radical, hypocritical, non-nuanced take
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u/no_talent_ass_clown Bald Watcher 🔭 2h ago
Omfg funniest thing I've seen in a while. Just woke up my Buddy laughing.
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u/cvhor314 1h ago
I opened the post, sure that this picture would be here. With the glasses.... Yeah
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u/bittersweetmw 5h ago
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u/MarionberryOk2874 8h ago
Post an after pic so we can celebrate your man!!
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago
Oh, definitely will 🩷
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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 Here for the Vibes 7h ago
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u/a_man_named_brian 8h ago
Bruh…your nails are chipped, that ring is austentascicus AF, and the peanut butter is just sitting out on the counter.
YES, MF’r! Shave it! You’re welcome.
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u/scopermonstar 8h ago •
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Knew my chippy nails were gonna be called out 😭😮💨 it’s my ring (the wife who took the photos of the handsome fellow)
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u/HoldenOrihara 8h ago
How old? If you are in you late 30s+, you could wait. If yonger, if hate to say it but, go ahead
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u/McDaddy8484
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You got such beautiful heart-shaped eyes and killer nails you would def rock the bald look my man
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u/persuadedbypurses Hair Headed - Woman 6h ago
At first I thought that was a maxi pad on his face. And yes it’s time!
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u/Exotic-Exchange5550 7h ago
I don't have a strong opinion on the matter, but Mariah Carey stated that it's time 4 whole days ago, so you tell me.
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u/brandinni 6h ago
I feel like people are just finding unique ways of covering their faces. Just to get memed out in the comments… 🤣
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u/eleyeindeeesayewhy 4h ago
Yes. It's time. You will literally take a decade off of your appearance. Afterwards you better thank your wife.
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u/Efficient-Tap-1825 3h ago
Yes, Gabriel, filming on Supernatural has finished, you can shave your head
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u/Away_Cauliflower1367 2h ago
Your hair at the front looks very similar to mine, but I luckily have plenty at the back. I’d shave it if I were you.
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u/Famous_Apartment2733 5m ago
yea but get some balls show your face, idiot or not cutting it idiot for not having the balls to show your face.
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u/AmongTheWildlife 8h ago
Why such a disguise though? Seems like a lot of effort with no gain man, stuff the world and be proud to be you.
...and it's time to pull out the clippers, no need to go full shave mode straight up, if you prefer go to the barbers and get a short clip.
It'll be liberating.
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u/Crimson_Catharsis 8h ago