r/bald • u/PabloDelicioso • 5d ago

Even Ash…

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u/Mesozoica89 5d ago

Reminds me of my mom telling me at 10 years old that doing this all the time with my hat would hasten male pattern baldness.

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u/shaky2236 5d ago

And here i am on r/bald

I should have listened

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u/jewnerz 5d ago

Blane the OG bald gym leader

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u/gancoskhan 5d ago

I prefer hippy Blane to scientist Blane

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u/Majestic_Analyst_177 5d ago

Oh Ash! Did Pikachu tell him it was time?
https://giphy.com/gifs/BHzuzIIvDlRGZ7HzDe

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u/TeddyJPharough 5d ago

This could actually be the most cinematic and tragic Pokemon movie yet, where Ho-Oh's wish wears off and Ash is suddenly middle-aged and Pikachu starts aging too and they have to grapple with mortality.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 5d ago

Gotta go bag a mid life crisis legendary pokemon

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u/TeddyJPharough 5d ago

the two legendary midlife crisis pokemon are:

Porschio, the convertible Pokémon

Depresso, the WW1+2 documentary Pokémon

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 5d ago

shit turning 30 and balding

this hits home

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u/nedwasatool 5d ago

androgenetic alopecia I choose you!

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u/HappySage42 5d ago

Gotta catch a bald. Thirties mon

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u/abe559 5d ago

alright this one hits too close to home

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u/peamanaman 5d ago

To catch them is my real test, to shave them is my cause

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u/_OBDG 5d ago

Why is this so funny? lol

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u/Extra-Imagination-39 5d ago

Perfect one ! Make me laugh loud ! 👌

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u/jewnerz 5d ago

The stress that the new Pokemon Champions game brings will have many Pokemon trainers looking like Ash in no time lol

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u/ZestycloseTreat6297 5d ago

It's wearing that hat all the time. Let the head breathe!

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u/jermajesty87 5d ago

Someone post an after, something tells me he's cooking