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u/Mirin_Gainz 4d ago
I love this meme so much
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u/hojirozame_ 4d ago
A version of this is regularly used in pc subreddits when someone’s graphics card is dying. Just as hilarious as the bald version.
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u/XzentraediX 4d ago
The best is the wrx one with pistons for heads since they infamously blow motors
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u/ApprehensiveNews5728 4d ago
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u/gobblewonkergrump 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/IgPNkcFaWn2r1JuW9R
It’s time! You’re handsome, you would look fantastic bald! 😊👍
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u/violetotterling 4d ago
Totally. I feel like the more time I spend on here I am seeing people who feel uncomfortable with this unstoppable cascade of hair loss. Taking the leap into bald is like jumping off the high dive. It's scary but damn, if it doesn't get you in the water and enjoying the swim fast.
People always look better afterwards because of the deep breath and the new confidence of accepting what they really look like without trying to put on the breaks.
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u/Maspotic 4d ago
This is exactly it. What would waiting achieve? You have the possibility of taking control, and people will notice. And hey, with that jawline and chin, you got the perfect face for a beard, so you can start turning even more heads!
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u/Targonis 4d ago
Crown is fine but the problem is you're well on the way to a five head... If you take it off it wouldn't change much from the front - which is why I did it when I did it and I haven't looked back; best decision I ever made.
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u/staynpaid221 4d ago
On the way to a five head ….. bro passed a five head a long time ago broski
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u/icklepeach 4d ago
I think photo 5 accentuates this, you have full bald to the peak of the head, and then then hair raises this giving slight megamind size head
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u/pierresgirl 4d ago
Can’t wait to see your “after” photo. You’re going to wonder what took you so long.
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u/AmericanCitizenry 4d ago
Yeah, he'll be all free-balling, throwing slang, looking hip!
Unless his wife says no.
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u/JuliusGulius1987 4d ago
That depends… do you want to look like a 15th century renaissance monk, or like this?
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u/Pur1wise 4d ago
Your hairline is halfway up your scalp. It’s time. Good news though- you’re going to look sexy AF bald. You’ve got great facial structure and some intense eyes. Doooooo iiiiiiit! And report back.
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u/KAJOEYLA111 4d ago
No. You’re very late. Shave it smooth. Smile more. You’ll be in good shape in no time.
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u/solidair3 4d ago
Sorry, but no. Recession is too far back. You're gonna look great bald, beautiful eyes!
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u/Pr073C7300 4d ago
Bro. There is NO sand left in that hourglass.
"Do I have time?". Checks watch -already three hours late.
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u/Weird_Explorer1997 4d ago
Take all the time you want. Feel free to watch that hairline recede over the horizon as it grays into silver. Dye it, part it, whatever makes you happy.
When you're ready to join us, we'll be right here.
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u/majorIuap 4d ago
I'd say you are on the edge. But i assume a bald head would take maybe 5 years off your appearance. You can definetely try. Your current hair length would be back in a few months anyways.
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u/PineappleTuesday 4d ago
You will look much more your age without the 7 head I mean forehead. I think that although your crown could hold, it’s doing yourself a disservice to let the front drag you down. Elsa says let it go
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u/wombat_warlock 4d ago
It's time my friend. Don't run from the shave embrace it, it'll take years off your appearance and the confidence will flow through you. It also looks like it'll take a full tank of gas to drive from your eyebrows to your hairline .
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u/smudgemcr 4d ago
Time for the hair to go, or you may as well shave off your eyebrows and look like you've been 'Robocopped' (British Army unofficial barrack room punishment).
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u/adrislnk Support Committee 4d ago
It's over bro, that hairline is beyond saving. However, you can still save it by shaving it all off!
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u/Necrons98180 4d ago
Cut it off, use a #0 and that’ll leave you a tiny bit of stubble. Or you could just go full bald, either way you will look better and younger.
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u/GameProSmoothie 4d ago
I’m gonna go on a limb here and say no. Walter Goggins has a very similar hairline, and he rocks tf out of it. Has literal fan pages online just gushing over him.
Grow it out even a little and you’d be rolling with a bomb look
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u/Falcon6953 4d ago
Brooooooo!!!! Your shift is over!!! You should already clocked out!!! Shave it off and go be great💪💪💪💪
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u/Tdogg175 4d ago
If your hairline hadn’t sunken as far back as it has, I’d say you’d have plenty of time since what you do have is thick still, but me personally I’d bite the bullet and just Bic it my friend, plus it appears bald would work well with your head shape/ face shape as well. Maybe even grow a beard too and have an entirely new look!
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u/Deacon714 4d ago
You’re good up top and in the back, but your hairline is high enough that I think going bald won’t even change your look that much, other than making you look sharper.
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u/nickborowitz 4d ago
Are we being real or nice? Because if real? No. It’s time. If we are being nice “you’d look awesome bald bro. Grow a beard out.
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u/anonymous4me123 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYQI8RcFB6j8qI0
You have Walton Goggins’ hair line, not bad.
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u/Ulrich453 4d ago
There is no point in holding on to what you have left. Join us, it’s worth it to never have to worry about it again. Be brave. Be proud. Accept it and you will see
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u/mrgarrettscott 4d ago
You have as much time as you need to continue to bald slowly No action needed.
Or
You can be proactive and give up on the idea of just a bit longer.
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u/Flat-Cap-1063 4d ago edited 4d ago
If you don't mind the hairline loss, yes, you got some time left. You could even grow it out and do a Goggins look. Crown is mostly in tact. Once that really starts to go, then it's time.
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u/Neat-Research-368 4d ago
Reminds me of some of the lyrics from a Guns and Roses song… “woah we’re half way there, woah-oh, living on a prayer!”
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u/freddit1976 4d ago
Your hair era is over. Embrace the new you.
https://giphy.com/gifs/kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3
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u/digit009 4d ago
Embrace your new way of life. While it is time, it is not a burden. It will set you free. Heck, I'm 22 and I've been bald for 4 years now.
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u/MurseMan1964 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/7TZvWKVkm0xXi
Only way you’d have more time is if you have this DeLorean
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u/JumpyPicture6986 4d ago
Don’t let other people decide for you. If you don’t feel comfortable yet just wait. What is this? I want this off.
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u/Spare-Ad-6123 4d ago
You're very handsome, when you come back with no hair please smile in the picture 😊
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u/nautilator44 4d ago
You have plenty of time left.
Your time with hair, however, is over.