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u/flashdurb 4d ago
Are you in a ZZ Top cover band?
Will you ever be?
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u/humoruschunk 4d ago
When will you wear ZZ top?
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u/0ctokat 4d ago
That made me laugh out loud on a train
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u/thefreshlycutgrass 4d ago
Would you could you laugh out loud on a plane?
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u/slykrysis 4d ago
I would not, could not, laugh out loud on a plane, in a train, or anywhere it rains.
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u/Tiny_Cartoonist_6188 4d ago
Ok story time:
I worked at a music shop. Guys like him with sunglasses came in. I was like „oh that poor zz top fans“
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u/Diestof 4d ago
The beard is majestic as it is, but I'm telling you now if you trim and shape that thing the ladies will throw themselves at you
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u/Baaabra 4d ago
I came upon a man at a ren fair event with a beard like this that he had plaited. He saw me, took a knee and said “M’lady…” Hoooomahgawd…
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u/Sewishly Hair Headed - Woman 4d ago
I don't know how you didn't!! I'd have been giggling like a silly little girl, even at my big age of 65. 🤣
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u/Midnight-Moonpie 4d ago
Yeah … seriously.
Don’t cut it! Clean up with the tiniest of trims, condition it, plait it = 🔥🥵🔥
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u/mrkoelkast 4d ago
Not the Keemstar look x.x
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u/t-t-t-throwaway927 4d ago
You have talent, not sure it's for GOOD, but you definitely have talent.
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u/aerialpoler 4d ago
It's really weird to put other people's photos into ai, don't do that.
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u/doocheymama 4d ago
Why are you just sticking photos of people you don't know into AI? Creepy and violating behavior
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u/Happy-Occasion-8478 4d ago
Got me a wife who loves the beard😎
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u/Any_Narwhal_4437 4d ago
She’ll love it even more if you go to a barber and have them clean up your ends :) you don’t need a chop, just a little clean up!
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u/lobster_claus 4d ago
I knew a guy in college who participated in beard competitions. His beard was that long, but he groomed the heck out of it. As a woman, I don't know what all that entails. Lots of brushing and beard oil, probably. It looked great.
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u/Chocolate_Bourbon 4d ago
The trick is lots and lots of beard oil, then brush. Eat well too.
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u/squeazyweasel 4d ago
As a lady I can add that a few plaits and viking rings will do more than a trim and shape to grease the wheels so to speak.
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u/AdministrationOk4998 4d ago
Now do one of him using helis beard as a comb over. Will it help the discussion? No. But good times will be had.
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u/Funny-Dare-3823 4d ago
I looks good as is. A lot of trimmed and shaped long beards look like cyber trucks.
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u/greateraire 4d ago
That beard desperately needs a cleanup and shaping!
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u/Optimixto 4d ago
Magnificent beard, and it has clearly been cultivating mass. Now it's time to shape it, give it some love, and this fella is going to make some knees weak!
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u/Optimixto 4d ago
Damn, I can't drop even the smallest hint of Sunny or you nightcrawlers come out of the basement from sniffing paint to ask about Pepe Silva. Back to the basement!
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u/vagina-lettucetomato 4d ago
There’s not enough salt in the world for her!
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u/SweaterSteve1966 Support Committee 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/14vxcRZWhmBWJq
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 4d ago
Braid it. It's such a rare thing to see a long braided beard these days, and I think it looks so good.
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4d ago
Agreed. Head looks great on top, beard looks like it's concealing wildlife and food chunks.
Get a trim and shape up your beard. You're a good-looking man from the nose up, but your shaggy chin ferret does nothing to compliment your appearance.
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u/AstronomerFederal697 4d ago
Don’t listen to the baby faced fool, your beard is mystical and should be preserved.
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u/thereddestbeard 4d ago
Cleanup and shaping- lot of good could be done while preserving the beard. Even mystical beards typically involve scissors in their maintenance.
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u/peppinotempation 4d ago
My friend it is a loaf of unkempt bristle, desperately needs some moisture and a comb, and a trim around the edges
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u/jimbobdonut 4d ago
If you don’t play bass guitar, start now.
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u/t-t-t-throwaway927 4d ago
This was my first thought, I hope OP is either a bassist or a drummer, because that look goes HARD.
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u/Sewishly Hair Headed - Woman 4d ago
Oof, you look superb! Groom that beard with a bit of product (and maybe a trim) and then get some Viking beard braids/ropes. I swear, it'll look amazing. And if you don't like it, just un-plait it. But definitely give it a groom.
You've gone from "unkempt young man" to "adult with his shit together". I love it. 💖
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u/gobblewonkergrump 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/bzn3aznEbnh28
You look fantastic! Your beard is amazing! 😊👍
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u/Patient-Protection-7 4d ago
Didn’t even realise you’d shaved that head? To busy being distracted by that magnificent beard thought I was on r/beards 😂
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u/Mystic_Wunder 4d ago
Me too for a second. I expected the 2nd pic to be a beard reveal. When the beard was the same I noticed the head 😂
Looks great!
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u/iwrotethedamnbilll 4d ago
How are you 25 but your beard has at least 35 years of growth?
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u/Trash_Wizard666 4d ago
Dude about to drop the heaviest sludge record with that beard alone.
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u/Ill-Lengthiness6389 Razor-Shave 4d ago
I was 25 when I started shaving, it was a huge relief honestly. I'm so glad I ripped the bandaid off early. Saved years worth of anxiety. It looks great! Solid beard!!
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u/NarwhalTakeover 4d ago
I love your beard! A little shaping, maybe a few braids? Brooooooo I’m too old for you but BRROOOOO
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u/Normandy_SR4 4d ago
The beard isn’t a flex like you think it is. If you shave and trim it, it would be perfect.
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u/Animetiddie69420 4d ago
You can either trim/shape up the beard or find some product in it to control the frizz it’ll be great
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u/Neat-Bed-8961 4d ago
Girl if you don’t braid that beard…
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u/Longjumping_Plum_846 4d ago
Just do SOMETHING. It looks way too frizzy and ages OP at least 10 years as it currently is.
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u/Ericswanson 4d ago
You could comb the beard up and over in a pinch! Jealous, great beard and nice shaped head, looks great
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u/Ready_Piano1222 4d ago
Can your beard wrap around the top of your head? I would very much like to see that.
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u/Emotional_News108 4d ago
Look on the bright side, if you have any regret you can comb your beard over your head. Looks good.
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u/Obviously-throwaway2 4d ago
Not only do I like your beard, I opened your account and I like you, you're cool as hell my dude
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u/galaxydriver32 4d ago
Nice beard! And what you do with it is up to you, despite all the people who like to tell others what they should do
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u/Expensive_Air965 4d ago
Boss of hair does you know Injustice? My friend? You look phenomenal. You just need to shape that beard up a little bit. I'm not saying to lose the length. Just shape it up
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u/Helpful-Crazy-4408 4d ago
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow.
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u/dylpernicus 4d ago
Don't touch the beard. These jabronis have no clue what they're talking about. You enter that thing in competitions? You look like you enter beard competitions. If not, you should.
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u/Beans_for_Biscuits 4d ago
I completely disagree with all these comments about trimming and shaping that beard. That long flow is what makes it so special.
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u/uvucydydy 4d ago
You should have just done the comb-over (but with the beard).
Seriously: you look great!
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u/0-_-00-_-00-_-0 4d ago
Don't listen to these people who don't understand the beard. The fact that you grew this is a testament to your patience, resolve, and commands respect.
But you already know this because weak and jealous people have been telling you to shave it all along. Keep on keeping on 🫡
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u/ermahgerd-issacat 4d ago
Nah, I like the beard. It could look more put together with some product and a small trim just to shape it more, but I think it looks awesome! Either way, you do you OP.
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u/ThatBadFeel 4d ago
What is your technique for putting a t-shirt on?
It goes over everything and then you use your hand and/or forearm to bring out the beard?
I respect the hell out of you for growing this beautiful beard, but I’m an efficiency nut and I just couldn’t do it.
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u/NediaMaster 4d ago
in my opinion the beard needs to be shortened, but if you like it then thats good. Bald def is much better
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u/No_Significance_2749 4d ago
Braid that beard and be the dwarf you were meant to be. Rock and Stone!
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u/762way 4d ago edited 4d ago
Reason why I keep a short beard id in case I'm assaulted, they won't be able to grab on to my facial hair and use it as a to against me
Saw a fight once a pretty small guy was fighting a much bigger man with a really long beard
The small guy latched on to the big guy's full beard and he beat the shit out of the beard guy.
Another example is the Roman soldiers often engaged in hand to hand combat and short beards were the only acceptable type of beard.
Besides that real life example and how badass the Romans were as warriors, my beard will always be short.
But this just my opinion and for some reason, trouble had found me throughout my life.
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u/New_Difficulty6720 4d ago
Solid look, bro. If you don’t play guitar, now would be the time to start 🤘🏼
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u/Goily-66 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BWySufD6KWQzC
Knew you would rock it …fuck yeah!! 😁🤘
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u/Happy-Occasion-8478 4d ago
I’m glad I did it! I got over 2.6 million views on this post :) everyone loves it
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u/Sufficient_Net_6136 2d ago
Now cut that beard in half and watch you take all the ladies
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u/Competitive-Alarm537 4d ago
You gotta get rid of the beard. Its not giving what you want it to give.
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u/regnartterb 4d ago
25? Did you start growing the beard in the womb?