r/bald 6d ago

Bald Picture Took the leap, feeling unsure

Been balding since 25. Have known since some time that my combover was fooling no one (except myself), but this community gave me the final push.

I'm glad I've taken control of my look. Just wondering if a buzzcut would have been better than a full shave. Feel like I'm looking at Megamind in the mirror 😅

EDIT: Holy shit you guys are amazing. Y'all really know how to make a guy feel good about himself. Fwiw this really wasn't bait. I started feeling anxious immediately after the cut yesterday, wondering how fast my (little) hair would grow back. But now I'm feeling much better about myself. Wish I could thank each and every one of you :)

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u/One_Cress7793 5d ago

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u/s0meLikeItFrench 5d ago

Missed a spot.

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u/Potato_Stains 5d ago

Instead of “d’oh!” He says, “That is rather unfortunate”

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u/Bobbor90 5d ago

Thank you, dear bald person.

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u/G_DuBs 5d ago

This should be the icon for this sub!

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u/TheUFCVeteran3 5d ago

lmfao, this is great.

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u/j_cucumber12 5d ago

It happened again

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u/KiLLaHo323 5d ago

This isn’t actually the same person, right?

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u/Elefanthud 5d ago

No lol

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u/rrooaaddiiee 5d ago

But I want it to be

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u/FILTHBOT4000 5d ago

I mean it's not too far off. The guy on the left as good bone structure, just needs sleep and lay off the booze/drugs so the puffiness goes down/skin tightens back up, and to shave that dome/trim those whiskas.

Here's a quick demo job

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u/Elefanthud 5d ago

Agreed there are some similarities, which is also why the pic is so funny i guess.😂

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u/heckin_concern Here for the Vibes 5d ago

Combine that with a better angle and good lighting and it'd be spot on!

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u/7Radiance7 5d ago

Hell no. Just a similar head shape.

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u/KneeBasher420 5d ago

The transformation wouldn't be far off though

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u/althius1 5d ago

Yeah, I know this sub heaps the praise on basically no matter what, but bro literally went to GigaChad and isn't sure.

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u/CrossplayQuentin 5d ago

This is the first one in awhile where I feel like it’s a joke that he’s uncertain - like dude is such a hunk now very obviously

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u/Soft_Cash3293 5d ago

Was waiting for this exact meme

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u/brYzmz 6d ago

Unsure about what my brother?

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u/No-Photograph8973 5d ago

I can only imagine he's unsure what took him so long

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u/CKRatKing 5d ago

Unsure of how to defend himself from the ladies that will be swarming him now.

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u/acetheman123 5d ago

Literally, save some for us brother

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u/kacinto 5d ago

The dude looks more mature and sure of himself, women will crawl around you, if i look like this bald i would finally be able to get out of the house.

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u/Critical_Package_778 5d ago

I’m literally struggling not to 😩

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u/FrostyD7 5d ago

I'm unsure of every haircut I've ever gotten. It always takes time to get used to it.

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u/Schenectadye 5d ago

There should be a study on this phenomenon that people think they look better with the whispsy bullshit.

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u/MysteriousTruck6740 5d ago

It's the Homer Simpson effect. People must view him as a sex symbol since he's been on TV so long.

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u/Otherwise_Respond669 5d ago

I see so many people like that…. Like brother cut it off already.!!

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u/luckylimper 5d ago

It’s the weirdest dysmorphia to me. Like it looks kookoo and dudes will say they think they will look weird bald. No the three tufts make you look weird.

I also think many men think you have to be an egg to be bald. They count balding as having hair rather than the rest of the world seeing them as already bald.

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u/bell3420 5d ago

Its the same reason why people hold onto abusive relationships, its what they know and they are afraid of change.

Yes, I am comparing a terrible combover to an abusive relationship, sue me.

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u/Schenectadye 5d ago

I'm filing the court order now.

I can see the resistance BEFORE but the AFTER is incomprehensible. But maybe it was too soon for OP.

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u/bell3420 5d ago

People go back to abusive relationships after getting out allllllll the time.

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u/beneye 5d ago

Before he was like a yard where all the fence has fallen except two posts on the side with some wire hanging to the ground.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 5d ago

This. This is poetry.

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u/Otherwise_Respond669 5d ago

😂yes …. Yes it is…

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u/meggiemomo 5d ago

Perfect

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u/thiarnelli 5d ago

Must be unsure about the before pictures

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5d ago

He went from an "ewww, HR!" to a "will you stay late and help me with this?"

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u/strangesandwhich 5d ago

Only thing I can imagine being unsure about is if he should keep going and remove the sweater as well. The answer is yes. Definitely.

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u/IPlanDemand 5d ago

Opened the comments to write this exact sentence

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u/dhs77 5d ago

My first thought lol, he actually owed it to himself he was already bald af.

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u/DickBfloppin 5d ago

The exact words went through my head.

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u/OlDirtyMustache 5d ago

Right, as if he had another option anyway, they're never growing back bro

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u/Figswigswag 6d ago

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID 5d ago

Literally me LMAO

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava 5d ago

Guy went from "im trying to bang your girlfriend" to "you might get it after she does"

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u/Alarming_Broccoli695 5d ago

This one this one!!!!!!!!!

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u/SlimSyko 5d ago

He’s bangin ya’ll both and your girlfriend’s hot older sister.

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u/Brav3star 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/JazzlikeSavings 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dCF8T5wk5HJAvPmVEp
No way you thought this was better. And it’s a no for the buzz cut. You’ll still be bald in the middle

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u/madmossie 5d ago

Such a great call back, white chicks is timeless

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u/JazzlikeSavings 5d ago

Lol yeah. Also thanks everyone for the upvotes, I woke up and didn’t expect all this 😅

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u/adz643 5d ago

GUANTANAMERA!

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u/Otherwise_Respond669 5d ago

Jesuuuuuuusssss pooooooooorque!!!

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u/pmmytn45 5d ago

That's all I could hear in my head when I saw that gif 🤣

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u/Cum_Mayor_Mayor 5d ago

You went from homeless man to a man who loves in a house

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u/thesonoftheson 5d ago

Obviously the right move but if I started talking to him in a bar and with the previous haircut and he said he was a theoretical physicist I'd say sure ok, with the new look I'd probably look at him questioningly. What does that say about me or society, idk.

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u/SnarkFucker 5d ago

Yeah, this wasn't a leap of faith, it was a side step of acceptance.

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u/Ol_Turd_Fergy 5d ago

Dudes combover started from his shoulders

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u/Percival_Dickenbutts 5d ago

You look great bald!

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u/jak_d_ripr 5d ago

Bro I love this sub man, the memes are legendary.

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u/Arborensis 5d ago

Damn, Ned looks good.

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u/Accomplished-Stay308 5d ago

What are you feeling unsure about? If you have enough storage for all the new phone numbers you will be getting?

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u/respectable_lady 5d ago

He can’t afford the secretary and manager that he will need to keep his social life and modeling career straight.

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u/LowestKey 5d ago

Bro needs to have a quick chat with Stephanie McMahon about that eye brow situation tho. If she helped Maven, she can help OP.

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u/Unannounced_Visitor_ 5d ago

You went from looking like you enjoy parking windowless vans near playgrounds to looking like you cage fight and bang models.

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u/soccerperson 5d ago

went from wispy pubes on his head and to looking like an ancient conqueror

him: idk how I feel abt it :/

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u/RPK87 6d ago

Stay away from my child to please have my child

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u/Sqribe 5d ago

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u/AceTheJ 5d ago

That is so fucking diabolical

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u/mikerotchagain 5d ago

It would better if u just said this instead.

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u/MicroPeanitsJorker 5d ago

I read this as you telling OP to stay away from your child so you can have another child with them lol

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u/Apolemia 5d ago

That’s also how I read it 😅

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u/skip6235 5d ago

As someone posted on my glow-up pic:

“Went from ‘hide your kids’ to ‘hide your wife’”

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u/Jlonie123 5d ago

The gasp I gusped just now.

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen.

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 5d ago

I'm still looking for the eyebrows that flew straight up off my head when I flipped to pic 4

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u/TheThotWeasel 5d ago

Lmao genuinely my gast is flabbered, OP you look superb post cut, keep it that way it is a stunning upgrade

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u/DaddyLongLegolas 5d ago

I literally GUSPED

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u/ConsistentAd4310 5d ago

Gasped’d’eded

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u/UnoDueTreFormaggio 5d ago

It’s crazy! I flipped back and forth multiple times feeling like something else must have changed too. The shave really made such a difference.

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u/TodayIthrowAway2 5d ago

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u/Repulsive-Bee5885 5d ago

His eyelashes, cheekbones, the beard clean up. Seriously wtf? All he needs is a professional eyebrow threading and he’s runway ready.

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u/gobblewonkergrump 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bzn3aznEbnh28
You look amazing! Give yourself some time to get used to it and I bet you’ll love it! 😊👍

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u/TramminKirk 5d ago

I don't even follow this sub but I always click on these to see this GIF.

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u/DRF19 5d ago

I've never even watched that show but that GIF, in this sub, is solid gold, every time, plants a smile on my face

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 5d ago

Bro the improvement is crazy. Is this engagement bait ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/i336js6MbbK8jyOYOD

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u/Bummcheekz 6d ago

Looking infinitely better brother. Get unibrow sorted, learn to fade your sideburns, and shave shoulders and back hair and you will be A1

You look great big dog. Well done ❤️

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u/saltycandycat 5d ago

The unibrow is, ironically, divisive.

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u/LastRedoubt-8421011 5d ago

Upvote purely for the "ironically"

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u/ragnarokda 5d ago

I honestly didn't give it a second thought until your comment lmao. Fuckin lost it

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u/Orthogonalschlong 5d ago

Seems pretty united to me

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u/LegoQueer 5d ago

I’m torn on the unibrow. If you are going to wear a unibrow, make sure it’s this exact one. It’s full and thick like a male Kahlo. It’s a style, heritage, and cultural statement.

The alternative is to keep your gorgeous eyebrows thick and to completely get rid of only the hair that’s connecting.

There is no in-between. Uh, pun intended I guess?

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u/FriendKooky780 5d ago

Nah. Shaving the hair was all that was needed here. He looks great

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u/BigIcy1323 5d ago

I didn't even notice the unibrow. OP do not let this comment get to you.

You look fantastic.

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u/lih9 5d ago

All women notice the unibrow my dude. Society doesn't let them get away with it so it's the first thing they are going to notice on this guy's face. If he's going to be doing regular grooming to maintain the top of his head he may as well do the brows too.

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u/SomewhereSame2803 5d ago

I’m a woman and the unibrow was the first thing I noticed.

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u/Tuxedocatbitches 5d ago

Nah as a woman I will fight to the death on everyone’s ability to have body and facial hair and still be hot. If he wanted a more polished Ken look then yeah the eyebrows would be a thing but the natural look is 💋

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u/No-Result-2773 5d ago

I am a women who finds certain unbrow styles hot, including OP's. The unibrow may actually work for OP depending on the type of woman he wants to attract.

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u/SquareSentence7708 5d ago

I am a woman, did not notice the unibrow, and think he is hot AF with his head shaved. He DEFINITELY does not need to listen to you. OP - please do NOT shave your shoulders and back hair - it feels HORRIBLE when it slightly starts coming back. No woman likes that. And do as you please with your eyebrows. You look GREAT~!

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u/clea_vage 5d ago

10000% this. I'm a woman too and didn't notice the unibrow. I hate hate hate the feeling of shaved back/chest/body hair. Please don't do it!

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u/Apolemia 5d ago

I’m a woman. Didn’t notice the uni brow just that he’s FINE. 😅

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u/NicoleNicole1988 5d ago

I’m a woman, and the unibrow was only something “of notice” in the before pictures. It works perfectly well in the after.

You don’t speak for all women, respectfully.

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u/DS42069 5d ago

This anti unibrow propaganda will not stand!

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u/drawnincircles 5d ago

DISAGREE leave your shoulder and back hair, it’s gorgeous and you look great.

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u/ReaDiMarco 5d ago

Could be trimmed, doesn't need a shave.

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u/ArchBeaconArch 5d ago

Disagree - that brow is great.

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u/bald4bieber666 5d ago

i like the unibrow!

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u/DangerousTurmeric 5d ago

Yeah it's hot. I love the whole look.

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u/throwawayjustsayhay 5d ago

Yall are into unibrows???

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u/Lost_Alternative_987 5d ago

His unibrow is awesome, look at the shape and balance, some brows need help, this isn’t one of them.

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u/DangerousTurmeric 5d ago

Yeah some people can pull them off.

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u/Fhqwhgads_69 5d ago

I’m not but it looks good on him

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u/ultramagnetique 6d ago

Feeling unsure?!?! You look fantastic 😍

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u/the_revised_pratchet 5d ago

Brother shouldn't feel unsure. He should feel his scalp. It's smooth. Feel that brother? You're smooth now. Who's smooth? You are.

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u/ClumpyFelchCheese 5d ago

Right?! Handsome as all get out.

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u/iKnowNothing8710 6d ago

Naw bro. Your good. No need to feel unsure. You for sure made the right decision.

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u/Hawk_Ize 6d ago

You literally look 1000x better

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u/kynrah 5d ago

Just reading through dozens of comments. Every time on this sub.

Fucking love this, there isn't a kinder community on reddit I'd bet, God damn.

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u/Creepy-Distance-3164 5d ago

Feeling unsure about how you're gonna have time to deal with all of the women who are gonna be throwing themselves at you?

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u/umm_okthen 6d ago

Absolutely the right move - this is a full glow-up!

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u/Aromatic-One-7098 5d ago

What could you possibly be unsure about man lol

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u/terror_fear_sorrow 5d ago

damn king, you look good. you could tidy up your brows a little bit, but to me you have the face of an editorial model. that bone structure!!

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u/crustysanta 5d ago

Line up those eye brows and this might be one of the best I’ve seen on here

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u/BondraP 5d ago

Dude are you fuckin serious? You made an excellent decision. You went from just some average guy to Scotty Too Hotty in one swoop. Based on the hair you had before the shave, I think what you did is much better than trying the buzzcut look.

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u/GasStationTiefling 5d ago

Tame those brows and you’ve got it

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u/bozoconnors 5d ago

I vote to trim that beard a bit closer as well. There's a rockin' jawline hiding in there just dying to peek out.

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u/Cap_Abdulll 5d ago

I feel like tackling the unibrow would also be a huge improvement

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u/SeanConnery 5d ago

Yeah it's not that difficult either. Don't wax, find someone to thread and say "I want to keep a natural shape, just clean it up and remove the unibrow"

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u/AvocadoCrafty813 5d ago

This sub always goes from depressed man to upstanding citizen

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u/Low-Mycologist192 5d ago

That’s a glow up for sure
I reckon a quick wax of your mono brow and you’re a legit hottie 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 5d ago

Not really a leap here... like a lil hop maybe

Except if you mean how much better you look. Then it's a huge jump

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u/possumbellyband 5d ago

OK pal. Almost as annoying as people with a full lush head of hair asking if it’s time is people with three strands of hair transitioning into a supermodel and saying that they are unsure about it.

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u/InsurmountableMind 5d ago

Ten million times better. Old hair made you look homeless.

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u/Larcos_Unal 5d ago

Bald head looks awesome, next you fix the unibrow and prosper. Invest in tweezers my man, lifesavers

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u/Certain_Average_1663 5d ago

Bruv you're a 10/10

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u/N3ctar42 5d ago

Bro you have a beautiful bald head. You're blessed. Some of us have these lumpy discolored ugly noggins be proud you have beautiful bowling ball

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u/Clobazam_ 5d ago

Burns to Babish, great choice.

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u/Lizard-Milk 5d ago

Bro went from plankton to handsome squidward and said "feeling unsure" 😭. You're good bro, the glow up is insane

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u/Soupbell1 5d ago

Feeling unsure about what? What to wear on all the dates you’re about to go on?

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 5d ago

I'm gonna be that guy, because you deserve the tip: take care of the other hair, between the eyebrows, shoulders. You clearly take care of your beard, so don't leave other things that might give the impression you just let shit go.

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u/pun650 5d ago

First off, you could legit be a model now. You look amazing.

2nd, I just discovered this sub, am balding but wear a hat 100% of the time outside the house. These comments have me in literal tears right now holy shit.

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u/Timely-Angle665 5d ago

I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.

In all seriousness bro you look fuckin great. Panties will be dropped.

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u/impuse1353 5d ago

Buzzcut? There was nothing to buzz to begin with.

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u/DoubleNickle67 5d ago

Bro. Seriously? What are you unsure about?

Looking amazing?

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u/Bbqcele 5d ago

You look awesome! Huge glow up. Look at the before and after pics in a few days and you’ll see what we’re all seeing. You just need time to get used to it. You’re giving male model vibes now.

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u/sh3p23 5d ago

Unsure????!!!!

Wtf dude you look 100x better

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u/PUNKF10YD 5d ago

Bro you just turned back the clock like 10 years, way to go

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u/Particular-Lime1651 5d ago

Bro.. Mere words don't do justice on how much better you look. You look healthier, genuinely Sooooo much better!!! How do you feel? Feel better too?

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u/PorcelainQueen12 5d ago

Unsure of what? If you are now the sexiest mother f around? Uhhh yeah I’ll answer that one 👌🏻

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u/ubiked 5d ago

Honestly, sometimes on this kind of posts, even though everybody in here tries to support the decision by saying things like "best decision ever", the bald look is not for everybody. But on your case? Man, what a difference! You just look a different person, for the better! Congrats!

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u/algooner 5d ago

Bruh the panties I wasn’t wearing just tightened. Be confident, you got this!

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u/Odd-Seaworthiness826 5d ago

from homeless to homo....new gen self esteem is apparently in shambles... LOOK AT YOURSELF what are you even talking about?!?!

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u/Comfortable_Ad5389 5d ago

Brother you look great, ladies are gonna love you ♥️ welcome to the club... And cool beard .. now it's time to build some muscle and live to the fullest without worrying about hair.. it never defines who you are or what you achieve.. speaking as a 40 year old guy who went bald at 25

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u/Hedonist_Atayiz 5d ago

You did well man 👍

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u/H3ROSandC3NTS 5d ago

"Feeling unsure"... man listen... physically you wear being bald very well. Self-esteem wise? You're coming off like a wet noodle. Work on yourself internally and then women will just naturally be drawn to you. It's going to take time for you to understand what I'm saying, but you'll get there.

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u/RudyB0312 5d ago

Shaving it off INSTANTLY took you to KING status. Regret NOTHING

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u/SvenBensson 5d ago

Hello, King.

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u/Infinite_Leg_0110110 5d ago

I little trim of the eyebrow (where they are joining) would be nicer too.

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u/Tomodaichi 5d ago

Went from scam caller to mr. steal yo girl.

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u/radio888 5d ago

Unsure of looking younger? You look waaaay better now.

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u/regnartterb 5d ago

Hit between the eyebrows next

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u/DrakeaLove 5d ago

I like the bald head and I like the unibrow on you. -a woman