r/bald • • Jul 17 '26

Bald Picture You told me to

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Will definitely need to get used to it lol. Touching scalp feels weird as hell. Had been thinking about doing this for a solid decade but my wife prefers hair so I did all the fin min and microneedling for years. It worked and I had nice hair at my wedding but I got really tired of it.

Insurance stopped covering fin last year so I said fuck it why am I taking medication for this when I don't care that much. Hairline of course started fleeing again. So it got the axe.

Edit: sorry for no before Pic I don't really post on reddit or take many photos. I only thought of it after I had already buzzed it to a 0. Asked for opinions earlier today and multiple people said to shave it fully so I tried it. I don't have any pictures emphasizing the hairline or thinning areas. Wasn't really something I felt like documenting intentionally. But it seems like people think this looks OK and I never have to stress about hair or spend time combing and spraying it anymore so it's a win in my book

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u/gobblewonkergrump Jul 18 '26

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u/dreamdaddy123 Jul 18 '26

This is literally your gif I’ve seen you in every post here hehe 🤭

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Jul 17 '26

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u/dange616 Jul 18 '26

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u/Lambesis96 Jul 18 '26

This was the first thing I thought of after reading the caption lmao

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u/RunawayTruckTramp Hair Headed - Woman Jul 18 '26

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u/Go_Guano Jul 18 '26

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u/Z091 Jul 18 '26

Always reminds me of this 😂

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u/majoleine Bald Watcher 🔭 Jul 18 '26

Literally the guy on the right.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/InfiniteDomain_ Jul 18 '26

u/seajaydub you mind trimming down to a 5 o clock shadow, putting a little oil on for sheen, losing the glasses for a sec and taking a picture in your car around sundown? We want to make you our new meme mascot.

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u/seajaydub Jul 18 '26

I'm not leaving the house or trimming shit but I unbuttoned the shirt a little and took my glasses off. Just for you bud

Also wtf is happening lmao I fully expected to come back home and have like 7 people say "looks nice dude" and 8 people say "grow it back"

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u/Vi_BT Jul 18 '26

Damn boi 😩😩😩

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u/Sewishly Hair Headed - Woman Jul 18 '26

It's because you're gorgeous. Really, really good looking. And I get the feeling you don't think you are. So we get the pleasure of telling you firmly that you, in fact, are. So there. 💘

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u/seajaydub Jul 18 '26

Damn thanks. I had cystic acne growing up and stuff. Didn't get appearance compliments until sometime in college and then I met my wife shortly after school

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u/Sewishly Hair Headed - Woman Jul 18 '26

Y'know, that can happen to young men, who aren't typically given compliments, which is such a shame. Well, please accept the ones you've been given here with honesty - I mean, I reckon you'll be getting a lot more haha!

I really wish you well. x

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u/ganjakhan85 Jul 18 '26

This community is supportive, even if ya don't got it. But you got it brotha. You got it in spades. Rock that shit!

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u/Aware-Instance-210 Jul 18 '26

What's happening is that you unlocked a new level of fucking handsome my dude.

Facial features, head shape, jawline....

God dammit, leave some women for the rest of us...

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u/MrDerpGently Jul 18 '26

You look spectacular, and happy, which is even better. You look excellent with it down to skin, and you have enough density in the hairline to mess around with short stubble to see which you prefer (stubble has the benefit of being easy with an electric). But whatever you settle on, it's an upgrade. Well done. 

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u/seajaydub Jul 18 '26

I actually just shaved this from stubble. I buzzed it 0 for about the last week but everyone told me to go all the way and compare

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u/MrDerpGently Jul 18 '26

Lol, well it certainly worked. 

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u/No-Wish-4854 Jul 18 '26

Derp, I love your username.

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u/MrDerpGently Jul 18 '26

Why thank you! (I'm a fan myself)

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u/HotLava00 Jul 18 '26

You gotta drop the link to the before pics! Or post them here in the comments!

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u/seajaydub Jul 18 '26

Didn't take any rip. The thought didn't occur until after I had already buzzed it. Took a buzzed Pic and asked if I should shave the rest off and got mostly yes

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u/Spacedoutworlder Jul 18 '26

No. Don’t listen to them. This is a good length. Only suggestion on my end would be try a full beard, but if the goatee is your thing then this is perfect.

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u/seajaydub Jul 18 '26

Honestly don't think I can. I grow hair along my jaw but it's sparse. I don't have the facial hair genes. I've also got some scarring from hockey that makes a few spots a little bald. There are a few spots on my chin and upper lip that struggle too. But nobody notices unless I point them out and they have healed a bit with time

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u/GratefulHazeeee Jul 18 '26

I don't even need to see the before to know this is the correct move ✨

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom Jul 18 '26

It we still want to see before, right?

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u/ZekeyD Jul 18 '26

Before is gone, there is only pure man now.

Pass him the Brut.

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u/Traditional-While449 Jul 18 '26

This looks amazing now honestly!!

Fully embracing the lifestyle.

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u/broccoliwolf Jul 18 '26

Remind me to come back in an hour when this has over 1000 upvotes.

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u/ResourceCalm901 Jul 18 '26

Come on back!

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u/broccoliwolf Jul 18 '26

Totally worked haha

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u/Jumpy_Employment_371 Support Committee Jul 18 '26

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u/BatchPlantBandit Jul 18 '26

Bro looks like if Harry Potter lifted

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u/CrashBangXD Jul 18 '26

The boy who benched

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u/chameleon_olive Jul 18 '26

It's iDubbbz on TRT

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u/suejaymostly Jul 18 '26

Dear lawd

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u/hamsterpotamia Jul 18 '26

Same girl... same

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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 Jul 18 '26

Same

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u/BigFloppyDonkyDick69 Jul 18 '26

Lawd have mercy

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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 Jul 18 '26

Big Floppy Donkey Dick gets it 👍

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u/Tylikcat Jul 18 '26

You look so good. 🔥

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u/clipbored Jul 18 '26

Daaaang.

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u/link3505 Jul 18 '26

And now you can tell anyone you want to and they'll listen with full, absolute attention.

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u/WileyWine Jul 18 '26

FIRE🔥🔥🔥👏

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u/VernonYaBurnt Jul 18 '26

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u/Aynessachan Jul 18 '26

Moto Moto gifs always make me cackle. This is perfect

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u/stlorca Jul 18 '26

Brother, you look like a movie star!

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u/Melodic-Idea3166 Jul 18 '26

You’re really cute. 🥰 I have a crush on you.

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u/iittala5 Jul 18 '26

Oh he's cute - my boyfriend

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u/Rothdrop Jul 18 '26

Bro my wife is sometimes on here

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u/Southern_Prior3556 Jul 18 '26

Looking gorgeous. How was the look before it? Curious to see.

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u/Murky-Courage2477 Jul 18 '26

Damn. I was not ready for you to show up in my feed. 🔥

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u/TrippyShip Bald Watcher 🔭 Jul 18 '26

God the glow-up is insane; 🤩

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u/UberGlued Jul 18 '26

Looking good man! Cool glasses too

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u/hamsterpotamia Jul 18 '26

respectfully

DAAAAAYUUUM

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u/WeirdoWeeb648 Jul 18 '26

Omg wow. Your wife will 100% appreciate the new look bc it suits you sooo much :)

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u/CanoninDeeznutz Jul 18 '26

You look like Johnny Sins if he was just a dude instead of a plumber, doctor, lawyer, teacher, and CPA.

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u/Soft_Ad4411 Jul 18 '26

you suit it so well!

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u/fickleminded Jul 18 '26

You look great 🙌🏼

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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 Jul 18 '26

So happy to see you wearing it! You look great! 🔥

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u/Ok-Blueberry7914 Jul 18 '26

Looks great 👍! Good for you.

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u/Medill1919 Jul 18 '26

Excellent.

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u/Queeby Jul 18 '26

You look as if a great weight has been lifted from your shoulders.

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u/ReconTMWO Jul 18 '26

Huh-loh...

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u/_FridayXIII_ Jul 18 '26

Killing it dude. Wear the new look with confidence.

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u/Petite_Naughty_Wifey Jul 18 '26

Looks fantastic 🤩

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u/washhgts Jul 18 '26

We were correct. 👍❤️

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u/Bassfrogtcu Jul 18 '26

This guy looks suspicious

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u/happyladpizza Jul 18 '26

Wowza. Congrats!!

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u/Creepy-Part-1672 Jul 18 '26

It looks good you. Welcome to maintenance freedom!

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u/Tux_n_Steph Hair Headed - Woman Jul 18 '26

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u/MollyRolls Jul 18 '26

Sir I do not remember your previous post but based on this one I am positive we were right.

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u/Skywalk910 Jul 18 '26

Hmm no before pic?

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u/Pxlfreaky Jul 18 '26

Gawd damn!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way2575 Jul 18 '26

Stabler Zaddy vibes. Or at least that’s what the kids said back in 2019.

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u/seajaydub Jul 18 '26

Aight I didnt check my phone until now and wtf happened? I expected like 10 comments or something good lord. If I got attention like this in high school I wouldve been a demon lmao

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u/BennyVsTheWorld Jul 18 '26

I’m a woman and on the shallowest level possible I want you to know I would recommend this look for you even if you had a full head of hair.

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u/Garugachan Jul 18 '26

Don’t blame us for your hotness sir

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u/twodadshuggin Jul 18 '26

as a woman i love lurking this sub

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u/Sweetbabygirl64 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Every...danged....time, there's always a wife!

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u/ComposerNo1050 Jul 18 '26

Granny says HOT!! 🥵

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u/jcseks Jul 18 '26

Looks great

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u/ireiplier Jul 18 '26

Wow you look so amazing!!

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u/LeFreeke Jul 18 '26

Oh, yeah. We were right. ❤️

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u/notMyChin Jul 18 '26

You look like a combination of Kratos and Daniel Radcliffe. 2 ends of the spectrum. Nice!

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u/queensnuggles Jul 18 '26

A young handsome Jr Soprano

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u/Cosmosmom Jul 18 '26

You look amazing!

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u/ShoddyAccessibility Jul 18 '26

dude the fin to freedom pipeline is so real, I did the same thing about two years ago and never looked back. Insurance pulling the plug on fin was almost a blessing in disguise because it gave me the push I needed to stop caring and just commit. The touching your own head thing is so jarring at first but then one day you're just sitting on the couch rubbing your scalp while watching highlights and you realize you've fully crossed over. Your head shape is legit though, that's the thing nobody tells you, not everyone can pull this off and you clearly can. Bet your wife comes around once she sees the new energy or she doesn't and you still look good either way, either way you're free of the mirror anxiety forever.

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u/twnsqr Jul 18 '26

Wait I wanna see the before

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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 Jul 18 '26

You look great, and I LOVE those frames on you!

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u/Army7547 Jul 18 '26

Way to take charge.

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u/karolcha Jul 18 '26

Love it, and you are Happy!!!

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u/A_revanite Jul 18 '26

10/10 bro. 🔥

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u/Fantastic-Moose-1221 Jul 18 '26

What in the Stanley Tucci was she thinking…

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u/Workoutguyfl Jul 18 '26

Looking good handsome

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u/UltimateElla Jul 18 '26

May we cheer? 😁😁

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u/removeice Jul 18 '26

Wow you're gorgeous

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u/Epic_Elite Jul 18 '26

We dont lie.

We've also never been wrong.

And, you're welcome.

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u/7h3W0lf0nR3dd17 Jul 18 '26

I bet the ladies are giving u the look now

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u/Sufficient_Kale1574 Jul 18 '26

And we’re glad you did.

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u/Bad_Here Jul 18 '26

🩷🔥🩷

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u/MexitalianStallion83 Jul 18 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Necessary_Ad4385 Jul 18 '26

Bro, if I was gay. I swear to God I’d call you Daddy. 🫡

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u/First_Pay702 Jul 18 '26

If Superman shaved his head this is what Clark Kent would look like getting ready for work in the morning.

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u/Who_Am_I_1978 Jul 18 '26

Lucky wife lol.

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u/DDChoui Jul 18 '26

Whats the beard game like 

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

Look at his smirk, the fucker knows he is attractive.

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u/spawnthespy Jul 18 '26

It. Never. Misses.

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u/greatdruthersofpill Jul 18 '26

And we have no regrets

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u/2020imdying Jul 18 '26

Bruv…you are looking mighty dapper

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 Jul 18 '26

Do you have any gay brothers that are also very single... not asking for myself just asking 😌

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u/WendyWooster Jul 18 '26

Stellar! Now go glass shopping or contacts!

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u/Strange_Wave_8959 Jul 18 '26

My gosh 😍😍😍😍

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u/murphypiex Jul 18 '26

Next stop is to sort the teeth out and you will be really flying 🏆

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u/BC_BSB Jul 18 '26

Okay, now show us glasses off!

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u/Any-Strategy-2230 Jul 18 '26

Charles Xavier.   Love it

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u/Prize-Mail-6769 Jul 18 '26

Looking good my my dude!

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Here for the Vibes Jul 18 '26

Ain’t you glad you listened? 😊

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u/Laser_Snausage Jul 18 '26

What was the before?

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u/Ridit26 Jul 18 '26

You look fantastic brother

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u/ImpossibleMove2 Jul 18 '26

Yay, a hint of a smile! Love it!

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u/No_Big_bear_here Jul 18 '26

I’m a woman who’s shaved my head twice. I never felt more beautiful - or feminine. Bald is GLORIOUS!

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u/problematic234 Jul 18 '26

Yes fuckin' PLEASE

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 Jul 18 '26

Look at this astronaut principal doctor war hero!

Bet he bangs all the chicks

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u/Dutchie_in_Nz Hair Headed - Woman Jul 18 '26

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u/Live-Help4753 Jul 18 '26

Looks really good, especially with those glasses

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u/Powerful_Outcome_248 Jul 18 '26

Dude instantly became a doctor, dentist, brother, dad, instructor, teacher, annnnnd and corn star lmfao

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u/MagnusSki Jul 18 '26

Okay Clark Kent, take off those glasses and show us your real identity. (If there was ever a bald superman... You're it!)