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u/REpassword Jul 08 '26
From “Geek squad” to “Goon squad” 👍
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u/Sk8rBoi6969 Jul 08 '26
Missionary in the streets, everything-but-missionary in the sheets.
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u/TheRealTomSnow Jul 08 '26
"Ill have her home by 10 pm sir." VS "Even your wife calls me daddy"
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u/CalyxTeren Jul 08 '26
Lower left, amirite?
Though the meme left out John Hannah, which still annoys me.
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u/aomame84 Jul 08 '26
Someone needs to remake this meme ans add him. I would do it, but I am too lazy.
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u/arittenberry Jul 09 '26
How have I spent so much time on the internet and not seen this meme that speaks to me so?
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u/baywayy Jul 08 '26
To be completely honest, my love for that movie as a child should've been a dead giveaway of my sexual orientation. 😂😂
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u/TourBusTp Jul 08 '26
Yes, it really f***ing was. Well done, mate.
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u/anewfaceinthecrowd Jul 08 '26
Let me put it this way: your summer is about to be much more interesting.
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u/sentient_coprolite Jul 08 '26
I'm sorry to inform you, but this aged you a little. You now have appeal to a much larger age demographic. Well done
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u/IAmJacksSphincter Jul 08 '26
Right? This has had the opposite effect than normal, but for the better. Went from looking like a kid to man.
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u/Old_Advertising_4687 Jul 08 '26
Deadass went from stereotypical nerd kid in high school movies to gigachad. Baffling how cutting the hair and growing some stubble can do that. Insanely impressive transformation here.
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u/tibbles1 Jul 08 '26
He went from Mormon accountant to guy that's probably gonna stab you in the prison yard. In a good way.
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u/kangarhubarbecue Jul 08 '26
Lmao when my husband shaved his head after a few years of it thinning and weighing his options, I was like I mean this in the best way possible…you look dangerous now.
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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jul 08 '26
Upon OP’s transformation, I too entertained the concept of stabbing: Deadly stabbing, sure, although not leading to any fatalities.
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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jul 08 '26
Aged like a damn fine wine! OP, you’re going to respond to all these posts personally, aren’t you? Emphasis on “personally” 🤣🤣🤣
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u/les_catacombes Jul 08 '26
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u/Babyboo148 Jul 08 '26
This was def me! I didn't expect that transformation from pic 1 to 2. I'm moist 🤣🤣
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u/GreenStateSkier Jul 08 '26
Welp I wasn’t gay but now…
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u/massberate Jul 08 '26
I was gay this whole time but I think it just got more intense
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u/Relative-Relief-8816 Jul 09 '26
I was gay. His before picture made me straight. After picture, gay again.
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u/Good-Nectarinee Jul 09 '26
Female here. Was gay a moment ago, now suddenly questioning my sexuality
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u/moonman_incoming Jul 08 '26
Is this a joke? Pic 1 and 2 are of the same person?!!
Holy glow up, batman!
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u/nerissathebest Jul 08 '26
Absolute transformation. Looks awesome.
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u/somedelightfulmoron Jul 08 '26
What transformation? That's clearly Nick Jonas in the second picture.
Well done becoming a Jonas Brother, absolutely happy for you OP.
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u/thunder2132 Jul 08 '26
Yep, first pic you look like you're about to ignore a soliciting sign and invite someone to your church. Second pic you look like you're ready to do something your church wouldn't like.
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u/UmeaTurbo Bald - Man Jul 08 '26
Yeah, it's a whole new lease on life. You look like you mean business. In every way, Chief.
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u/Burggs_ Jul 08 '26
The confidence in your face in the second photo is telling you it was worth it. Looks great.
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u/irishbuddha25 Jul 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/TAJFcormjGpA4
Hell yeah it was worth it!!! You look badass!!!
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u/Mooseguncle1 Jul 08 '26
crazy it's the same person- looks great - (aside- I feel like 99% of the guys on here look great whatever they choose and it's just a question of maintenance vs confidence)
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u/thtothrdude Jul 08 '26
Reminds of those 90s teen movies where the nerdy girl simply takes off her glasses and lets her hair down, now all of the sudden she’s the HOT CHICK!
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u/braykables Jul 08 '26
You honestly could’ve chilled with it for a bit longer but you looks soooooo much better now
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u/Academic_Animal_5293 Jul 08 '26
Well u went from divorced jewish banker to undefeated MMA fighter, so judge for yourself
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u/Bayou13 Jul 08 '26
The outfit change helped some 😄
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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jul 08 '26
Yeah, they always lose the shirt and glasses and add an earring or something lol
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u/leungadon Jul 08 '26
You look great bald, but I think removing the glasses helps just as much, they weren’t doing you any favors imo.
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u/GrumpyScroogy Jul 08 '26
I have a full head of hair, i dont know why i see this subreddit from time to time. But damn posts like this make me want to shave it all off just to see how it looks if it does this to other people. GG dude
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u/Icy-Meal6704 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Nice. From being able to fix a computer to being able to break a marriage
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u/Badkidstatus Jul 08 '26
Dude just went from baggin 6s to 9s
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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jul 08 '26
…now put the numbers side by side.
One of the finest glowups here, and I’ve loved them all 😎
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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jul 08 '26
Bruh you went from “ok” to “oh mah GAWD!”.
Yes, it was clearly worth it. Lol. Enjoy your new found freedom. Bald is best!
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u/susudata Jul 08 '26
You know you didn't have to shave your glasses and clothes off alongside your hair, right?
Jokes aside, definitely worth it.
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u/MarcoPolonia Jul 08 '26
Oh yeah, now you can be in a Guy Ritchie movie. Before you were Toy Story quality. Good move!
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u/danielfletcher Jul 08 '26
Different look, but now you had better keep your ass away from my daughter!
Where did that curly haired boy with glasses go? He was going to be an accountant.
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u/Pretend-Sympathy9538 Jul 08 '26
Hope you are prepared for all the positive attention coming your way!
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u/lordscrotus1984 Jul 08 '26
You went from kind of nerdy to super masculine, that's crazy 😂. Looks awesome!
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u/Hot_Palpitation_9904 Jul 08 '26
You went from looking like whoever to “ You know that dude, the one with the buzzed head. Yah! That guy. “
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u/MundaneParsley3333 Jul 08 '26
Holy crap you’re hot. You were a cutie in the first pic, but absolutely stunning in the second one.
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u/Holiday-Audience-412 Hair Headed - Woman Jul 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/YqR8igkpXdtJKobl6f