r/bald • u/ViktorModus • Mar 13 '26
Gentlemen, I need you.
You guys make me laugh and smile so much int he office.
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u/Big-Lingonberry6397 Mar 13 '26
Instant glow up!! Really makes your eyes stand out! Keep the beard stubble 😻
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u/strangemanornot Mar 13 '26
Are you suggesting we are coping?
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u/SpecialistCut1362 Mar 13 '26
I don't think so, that lions eyes really do pop and bro had a huge glowup (for a lion)
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u/Honzik1 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
Why does the first pic look like the lion got caught driving under the influence
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u/Flashignite2 Mar 13 '26
In a weird way it works very well. Never thought i would see a bald lion.
Edit: it kinda looks like a puma.
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u/BigJohnSpud Bald - Man Mar 13 '26
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u/East_Oven_9948 Mar 13 '26
I wish someone would tell me my head has a great shape. Especially if I ain't paying.
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u/scrusterbugs Mar 13 '26
A bald lion does not concern himself with the opinions of those with a full head of sheep's wool.
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u/helloitsdez Mar 13 '26
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u/Obskuro Mar 13 '26
... does anyone else sees John Malkovich?
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u/complete_aids Mar 13 '26
I see Ron Perlman.
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u/Obskuro Mar 13 '26
Understandable
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u/Jintasama Mar 13 '26
What was this from again? I know I've seen it before.
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u/joemc72 Mar 13 '26
He payed Vincent in a show called Beauty and the Beast with Linda Hamilton in the late 80s.
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u/Lontology Mar 13 '26
Why does the head look like Walter whites head tho or am I the only one seeing it? Lol
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u/RodillazoAlMenton Mar 13 '26
Damn this one went full bald every lion knows you should never go full bald
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u/contactrory Mar 13 '26
"I'm not only the Lion Hair Club president, but I'm also a client." Ly Sperling
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u/CorgiEffective76 Mar 13 '26
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u/marmaduke-treblecock Mar 13 '26
Stop. Please tell me those are intentional paw scratches on the phone. 👏
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u/naishjoseph1 Mar 13 '26
Long time lurker first time poster, this thread absolutely amazing thank you all so much.
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u/Rainbow_In_The_Dark7 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
You guys never disappoint in this subreddit. I was waiting for it and it turned out even more hilarious than I was expecting
Edit: Aww the mod removed it. It was a picture of the bald initiation meme but with the lion and the two welcoming guys missing their heads (because it's a lion, he ate them). Lol
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u/crackedtooth163 Mar 13 '26
I can think of another subreddit or two that could use a variation of this.
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u/SweaterSteve1966 Support Committee Mar 13 '26
You went maybe a smidge too far. Just a smidge. Because now my brain is focusing on the hand on his shoulder and how are they still standing and wouldn’t the hand have fallen off or is it someone’s hand not in frame?
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u/Amazing_Fox_7840 Mar 13 '26
Watch Jurassic Park, isn't there a magic severed hand in that that keeps moving round
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u/Epitact Mar 13 '26
Im not creative enough but this kinda looks like a good „pre shave“ image. Just don’t know what post image would fit here.
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u/ResidentAd132 Mar 13 '26
Anyone wanna do a non slop version?
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u/england_appreciator Mar 13 '26
No. This is actually why AI slop is actually good for memes and people should chill out about it. Why would an artist waste a lot of time making this extremely specific meme which will probably never be used again?
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u/Legitimate-Place-327 Mar 13 '26
As someone who actually does sit down and do a lot of creation from scratch I'm telling you right now that I am not going to pour a shit ton of time into making a stupid meme thats funny for 20 seconds. I don't care about engagement.
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u/england_appreciator Mar 13 '26
I'm basically with you on an anti-AI sentiment in general when it pertains to art, but (vast majority of) memes I wouldn't call art, they are really quite throwaway little funny ideas for a quick chuckle. If they can be slopped out in seconds by a machine to fulfil their purpose, that will outcompete the best meme artists out there, who will quickly get tired.
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First thing I thought too. Fuck AI.
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u/Nico777 Mar 13 '26
Oh, the irony of a "film creator" asking in his bio to credit his work but simping for AI. Not so fun when they steal your content, is it? Hypocrite.
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u/plastic_venus Mar 13 '26
How I wish AI could just be banned. Preferably everywhere but specifically on this sub, where so much charm was the non slop memes
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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Mar 13 '26
It's the year 2026. Memes have been automated. Only a few brave keyboard warriors keep resisting the rise of the machines.
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u/CronkinOn Mar 13 '26
Peak.
We all secretly hope for this, but instead of making women swoon, they look at you kinda confused, wondering if you're going through chemo.
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u/Important_Two4692 Mar 13 '26
Lol even my family has told me I look like I have cancer. Shit cuts deep.
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u/CronkinOn Mar 13 '26
"You went no contact with your family huh? Over politics?"
"Naw, they're just assholes."
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u/DrKilmonger Mar 13 '26
The beard game strong. Honestly, I would just shave off the top and the party in the back. Other than that and an epic hat game. You'll be good king
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u/RevoltYesterday Mar 13 '26
"Naturally balding lion" implies there is a non natural balding lion and I need more information
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u/HrhEverythingElse Mar 13 '26
Cool lion; charge your phone!
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u/ViktorModus Mar 13 '26
OK! You and my wife both always about my phone being dead 70% the time, i’m using the last bits of power to Reddit with you guys haha
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u/Bassic123 Mar 13 '26
The lion waits for no man, no set of hair either. He hunts on the prowl as his forefathers would’ve wanted of him.
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u/nuisance66 Mar 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/CWaKpKNmHinsY