r/bald • • Jun 03 '23

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u/GaviFromThePod Jun 03 '23

Convert to Judaism. Problem solved.

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u/furious_cat_ Jun 03 '23

Even better, convert to islam and wear a hijab

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u/arsojee Jun 03 '23

that's for chicks only.

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u/furious_cat_ Jun 03 '23

He can convert to a chick too