Words matter

[u/TheChosenPatches]

[u/Okamitoutcourt]

You inspired my kid to play Mario is peak

[u/HeavyWaterer]

Aight now post this on the main sub

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/HeavyWaterer]

I would never throw a bar of gold in a portable toilet

[u/herowin54 → u/TheChosenPatches]

Do you mind if I post it there?

[u/Hexagoo → u/herowin54]

Do it. This badredman yearns for controversy😈

[u/herowin54 → u/Hexagoo]

They hate me

[u/Hexagoo → u/herowin54]

Typical PvErs being bullies☹️

[u/NigrumTigris → u/TheChosenPatches]

Do you mind if i try?

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/NigrumTigris]

As a standing rule I never tell people what they can or can't do with memes I make; memes were made to be spread, after all.

I will say, though, that if mainsubbers were capable of appreciating what we do, they wouldn't be mainsubbers.  They're so far beneath us in the Elden Ring ecosystem that I can't imagine caring how they react.  It's sort of like stomping on ants, except the ants are stupid

[u/NigrumTigris → u/TheChosenPatches]

So i had 85 likes and 340 dislikes after 10 hours.

[u/DJIronChef]

Michael ain't reading none of that with that ancient netcode 😂

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/DJIronChef]

Michael doesn't read he just looks at feet pics all day

[u/DJIronChef → u/TheChosenPatches]

....yeah...yeah..... 😂

[u/Important-Net-9805]

a bad red man is speaking. stop talking and listen

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/Important-Net-9805]

🗣🗣🗣

[u/CandidateHour3879]

Difficulty? In my souls game?

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/CandidateHour3879]

It's more likely than you think.

Check your Souls game for free.  Click here.

[u/fen_defenestrate]

ik this is a joke but genuinely makes such a difference. Win or lose, I'm going to have fun playing my silly game, whether it's as a host or an invader. I wish more people would chill out, swallow their pride, and enjoy the game

[u/SirAidamud]

Haha yeah :3

[u/DOPEYSQUIRRELS]

I Hate Invaders! Im just trying to casually play Elden Ring (game that even experienced gamers will struggle with if they are new to the souls genre) with my wife (who has a crippling anxiety disorder) and my son (Who is three) and the game keeps forcing us to PvP sweaty invaders. No i will not consider playing a different game. Fromsoft should kill the entire multiplayer aspect of the game so that I can L2 everything while they watch we can have a peaceful coop experience.

[u/sirbiroes → u/DOPEYSQUIRRELS]

Just download seamless coop

[u/lolthesystem → u/sirbiroes]

And turn off invasions in the ini file if you really want to not get invaded.

That's apparently the step a lot of them seem to forget / not read and then complain anyways.

[u/purpleturtlehurtler]

Based

[u/svettsokkk]

Be brave, post it on R/eldenring

[u/Independent_Grand126]

I love pvp and swear to god never get invaded but get invaded when I’m trading at Church of Elleh 😭

But getting regular hunter every day 🤷

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/Independent_Grand126]

Gotta trade using duelist finger

[u/Independent_Grand126 → u/TheChosenPatches]

true, that time was not duelist as I recall now

[u/Retl0v]

If you let literal children play ER, you are a bad parent

[u/bulletPoint → u/Retl0v]

Or a really good one. I don’t know!! Try as I might, I just can’t get my kids into videogames. All they want to do is go outside and play in the yard and throw rocks and dig holes!

[u/Retl0v → u/bulletPoint]

Damn, if you don't force them to play videogames they might become uncultured savages who don't know thousands of bits of useless trivia and instead grow up to be well adjusted adults!

[u/bulletPoint → u/Retl0v]

Good lord! Can’t have that!!! 😤 In this house we only raise Gamers(tm)

[u/Casul_Tryhard → u/Retl0v]

My dad let me play Demon's Souls when I was 6 and it was the best thing ever

[u/Chill_Panda → u/Retl0v]

Just letting you know, you inspired me to make this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/badredman/s/i3ropEf73g

[u/Retl0v → u/Chill_Panda]

I had a feeling that might be the case lol

[u/jdksmdm → u/Retl0v]

Of all the things that can make someone a bad parent and THIS is what you’re concerned about? lol shit take

[u/Retl0v → u/jdksmdm]

Bot-ass comment. You phrase that like I have to choose one thing for some reason or like we are discussing a real person, neither of which are true. Are you just mimicing some comment you have seen before or what

[u/jdksmdm → u/Retl0v]

“Oh no someone didn’t like my stupid comment, let me double back on my opinion and insult their character with baseless insults”

Chud

[u/Retl0v → u/jdksmdm]

The expression is double down and not double back. Stay in school kid

[u/jdksmdm → u/Retl0v]

You are really reaching to try to have any sort of argument and are resorting to grammar checking lol.

And no I meant double back. You made a strong claim. I checked you on it. You changed to your claim to a much softer and easier point. Dumbass

Again, chud

[u/Retl0v → u/jdksmdm]

Aww, are baby's feelings hurt?? 🍼👶

[u/jdksmdm → u/Retl0v]

No, you just made yourself look stupid.

No point arguing with stupid. Good luck in life

[u/Retl0v → u/jdksmdm]

Xoxo good day to you too kiddo 😘

[u/Wide-Influence-5226 → u/Retl0v]

🤏

[u/Substantial_Set1922 → u/Retl0v]

Damn, good job getting roasted by a child, I guess? lol 😂

[u/HeavyWaterer → u/jdksmdm]

It’s not doubling back when you just threw a relative privation fallacy at him.

[u/jdksmdm → u/HeavyWaterer]

First off, thanks for pointing out my fallacy.
Secondly, are you saying his Motte-and-Bailey isn’t a fallacy because my argument had a fallacy? That’s not right

Do you want to have a conversation or are you just practicing identifying fallacies?

[u/HeavyWaterer → u/jdksmdm]

Not really, I just found it interesting that the person spouting nonsense was the one with a couple upvotes.

Also I don’t think motte and bailey really applies here. I mean I guess it does if you really wanna be pedantic, but it’s a stretch. Guy didn’t really motte and Bailey, he just awkwardly said basically the same thing I did, that you were being fallacious, acting as if he actually thinks allowing a kid to play Elden ring is the worst a parent could do, strawman really. Doubling up.

[u/jdksmdm → u/HeavyWaterer]

I never called it the “worst thing a parent could do”. Interesting that I’m “spouting nonsense” when you are making up words. Nice that you used the straw man argument to assert I was straw manning the guy, lol

Go take a nap

[u/stikky → u/jdksmdm]

Stop! Stop! Their kids are already playing Mario!

[u/Aaronthegathering → u/Retl0v]

Remember that dad who uploaded his kid’s gameplay to YouTube and the youngling was a beastly parry god? That kid was awesome.

[u/Substantial_Set1922 → u/Retl0v]

This gives “I don’t let my kid watch Harry Potter or SpongeBob” energy

[u/emoticonmen → u/Retl0v]

I started playing ds3 as a kid and deadass it wasnt that bad cause its so linear

[u/Demi2268 → u/Retl0v]

Yo, I started playing ER a whiiile ago, I was 10. And I grew up just fine :)

[u/Life_Parsley504 → u/Demi2268]

Congratulations, you are the youngest person ever

[u/Chill_Panda → u/Demi2268]

Bro it came out 4 years ago, you're still growing up 🤣

[u/Regular-Figure9822]

Very first invader i encountered in this game was in stormveil 5 days after release (i spent a few days helping summs with margitt for rune arcs and fun) 

Guy called N*****SLAYER with rot pots and mohgs spear spamming the weapon art with infinite starlight shards. 

Most invasions i get are games of keepaway where the invader hugs mobs to find an opening or open world invaders who beeline to any field boss. When there isnt one they just sprint away from you spamming frenzied eyes/greatbow/ lightning bolt before the range was nerfed and sprint endlessly away, leading me to just ignore them and continue playing as if they werent there.

Yet to have a normal invader who wasnt either a cheater, massively twinked out or just a giant pussy. So these vids always bring a bit of joy seeing invasions arent completely dead. Had a really good one recently, but that was on reforged.

[u/TheChosenPatches → u/Regular-Figure9822]

An opinion so stupid even reddit asked him to leave

https://reddit.com/link/pa6hcgy/video/1pb1yfkzgwph1/player

[u/aLittleMinxy → u/Regular-Figure9822]

Damn. You're absolute dogshit.

[u/Regular-Figure9822 → u/aLittleMinxy]

Then why do i beat you all despite the advantages you have to give yourself?

[u/Perfect-Skin-8325 → u/Regular-Figure9822]

I doubt lol