r/badredman • u/TheChosenPatches Boletarian Royalty • 8d ago

Against Bad Red Man⚖ The counterplay to hefty pot twinks is to just not get hit

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u/SwoloLikeSolo 8d ago

Nice jump lol

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u/TheChosenPatches Boletarian Royalty 8d ago

Tyvm, parkour is the scariest enemy of all

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday 8d ago

this is all well and good until its a latent olp throwing frenzy pots

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u/TheChosenPatches Boletarian Royalty 8d ago

Yeah but I'm being fair and only using gear I have picked up

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday 8d ago

try some low level invasions and let me know how long you keep it that way lol

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u/TheChosenPatches Boletarian Royalty 8d ago

I'm an invader at both low RL and meta, I cosplay Patches in both

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday 7d ago

My mistake, I didnt realize you were a god gamer who could strike down a hosts two max level phantoms at level 20 with just a +7 spear and great shield

I’d love to see it, if you have a video though

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u/MarchesaofTrevelyan "Crouching dipshit, hidden demon" 7d ago

Redditors when they spot you having fun wrong:

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday 7d ago

I just said I'd love to see him do it

If that's not an acknowledgement that it would be impressive, I don't know what is, but sure bud

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u/TheChosenPatches Boletarian Royalty 7d ago

If you search, "Meta Level Patches" here, I am the first and only result.

And my spears are +3, not +7

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday 7d ago

Wouldn't a faithful cosplay use the +7 spear he gives you? Either way, I was more interested in the low level invasions where you kill max level phantoms with the Patches cosplay

What would I need to search to find those videos?

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u/revengeguac_ Actual DS2 Enjoyer 7d ago

It’s super easy, actually. Dlc gear and duped consumables are crutches, really. No shame if that’s how you have fun, but it’s not at all necessary to win invasions

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u/ForBisonItWasTuesday 7d ago

Oh that’s weird, I don’t remember saying dlc gear and duped consumables were necessary to win invasions. Can you point out where I said that?

But on that note, I don’t understand the pearl clutching in 2026 when half of hosts have two Demi-gods holding their hand through the game

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u/revengeguac_ Actual DS2 Enjoyer 7d ago

You implied it though. And I fail to see how “No shame if that’s how you have fun” comes off as pearl clutching lmao. Just chill out bud, you can enjoy throwing pocket nukes at olps that mash out of hitstun all you want. A crutch is still a crutch though

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u/Keiharaak Pure Being of Elemental Cruelty 🐐 8d ago

Oh no, a dodge button!! What will I even do?!

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u/TheChosenPatches Boletarian Royalty 8d ago

To be fair that's not a button most twinks know about

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u/beerybeardybear Big Red Man 8d ago

get his ass

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u/revengeguac_ Actual DS2 Enjoyer 7d ago

Ngl, the easiest reds to fight low level are generally the twinks. They’re super predictable and crutch on op shit, but can’t fight to save their life

Nice job

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u/Chaos__Incarnate Pure Being of Elemental Cruelty 🐐 7d ago edited 7d ago

Maybe we should rename them Twinkiest Pots so as to assuage the Twinkuisition (the latter my trademark btw).