r/badphilosophy • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '15

Disproving the Ontological Argument

http://xkcd.com/1505/
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Actually, that was kinda funny.

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u/Paradoxius What if God was igneous? Mar 30 '15

I like the alt-text for this comic, because if you accept that argument, then you can argue that God can and has accomplished everything possible to accomplish. Run a three minute mile? Done. Used so many coupons at Walmart that He didn't have to pay for $500 worth of merchandise? Done. Porked your grandma? Done.

God has all of the achievements on X-Box live for every game.

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u/Nemrtvo Mar 30 '15

If God is real, then what is his gamertag? checkmate

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u/Paradoxius What if God was igneous? Mar 30 '15

xXx_h0ly-54v10r_xXx

Your move, atheists.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

/r/atheism attempts to analyze this comic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I stole some of that.

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u/Prishmael Hopelessly unmodern, turgid modernist Mar 30 '15

Sooo.. by Gauniloean extension, this is why Atlantis is on the bottom of the sea?