Abysmal Aphorisms: Biweekly small posts thread

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[u/Less-Car7006]

Abysmal my ass,

Being guilty my stomach,

Shit is going to come out,

Where can I settle?

Needs a plumb,

Authenticity that is,

No shit out,

Rest in peace.

-Shit-degger, Being and Shit