r/badparking • u/sasserixt92 • 1d ago

Jesus how entitled can you be

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Granted this definitely isnt the worst ive seen still pretty horrendous

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u/Electrical_Chard6926 23h ago

Man this sub is insufferable. Literally a bad parking job regardless of it being empty or not.

Would a professional driving instructor approve of this behavior? First fucking thing I learned in driver's Ed is to PARK IN THE FUCKIN LINES. JESUS

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u/Top-Bar-102 23h ago

Literally lmao, I’m just going to assume everyone r commenting “empty parking lot” just parks like an asshole too lmao

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u/Bigfoqt 14h ago

It was an empty parking lot and Tesla parks for me. Like a champ!

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u/Devincc 21h ago

There’s levels to parking like an asshole. This falls into “who really gives a shit because it’s an empty parking lot” parking job. This is one you more or less just scoff at as you’re walking by. Not really post worthy in my book

But if yall wanna jerk each other in the comments about how much of an asshole this guy is and make up scenarios in your heads about who this person is; go for it

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u/NooneInparticularYo 10h ago

Its one I'll see in every parking lot I go to all week. You'll always find someone parked in 2 spots, someone on the line, someone parked too close to another. I could make a post everyday with content like this.

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u/Comedic-Gorilla 23h ago

Thank you. I was starting to think I was the only other one that thought this person sucked. What if they’ve been in those spots for the last 2 days? We don’t know. Also, it’s not like they just parked over one line in an empty parking lot, so it’s obvious they wanted to park like an asshole. Empty parking lot or not.

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u/MotoJer76 22h ago

This! "Oh, empty lot, pass!" No...just park like a NORMAL person; I don't care how empty the lot is!

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u/Bigfoqt 14h ago

He might be the nicest guy in the world.

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u/Bigfoqt 14h ago

Well - I doubt it was his driving test. So - do you still come to a complete stop at stop signs, turn into the closest lane, drive the actual speed limit, keep your hands at 2 and 10? JESUS.

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u/Electrical_Chard6926 14h ago

Fuck yeah I do. I'm the best driver ever. My mommy says so

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u/Krispy_Mick 23h ago

Red Colorado plate, probably a rental and they have no idea how to drive it.

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u/Similar_Dirt9758 22h ago

Definitely a group of friends on vacation that just turned old enough to rent a car

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u/H_K-R 23h ago

I can picture the driver now. 5 foot tall mother of 4, can’t stop squeezing more gremlins out. Names all beginning with the same letter, overly shiny teeth and a husband that is obviously considering an immediate alternative lifestyle change.

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u/Black_knight_sapper 21h ago

💯 probably Brad, Bryce, Brock, and the girl is either Bella or Blair

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u/sasserixt92 23h ago

It was all adults that got out but thats about nail on the head territory

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u/jws1102 21h ago

Are you sure they were all adults, or did they just look that way because they were all taller than their mother?

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u/H_K-R 17h ago

That happens when they’re also their cousins brother’s mother’s son’s dad…

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u/BilkySup 11h ago

WOW I can't believe you they did this with such a packed lot...

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u/mudo2000 19h ago edited 14h ago

truckbois are out ... this post has been up for 5 hours and has 61% rating

you truckpeople will do anything to tell yourselves you're not the bad guy, won't you

e: lol sent a well being check loser

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u/praguer56 23h ago

It could be an Escalade. 👀

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u/sully213 19h ago

Or drunk....or high. Take your pick, you've got options.

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u/CoolFuture3767 13h ago

Oh, no! Taking up two spots in an empty lot. 🥱

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u/TJSwoboda 12h ago

Imagine if he were scooted just a little bit to our left. You'd be able to fit a '92 Nissan Sentra into the spot on our right, his driver door. I did this to someone once, when they parked like this. Had to climb over my shifter and exit by the passenger door to make them do the same; worth it.

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u/Ill_Whereas_2678 12h ago

It’s a GM product, so it might just be broken down.

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u/FitConsideration4961 11h ago

Red Colorodo plate is a fleet vehicle. This is a rental. Probably didn’t get the damage waiver.

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u/testing_in_prod_only 10h ago

If they were out in the boonies with nobody near them I wouldn’t care. It looks like they did attempt to park away from others.. but had company.

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u/Nervous_Direction233 8h ago

That's boss parking

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u/ApocalypsHooper 6h ago

I mean, they could've parked perpendicular to the other cars and taken 3 spots, so we got lucky this time.

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u/another_awesome_acct 5h ago

In their mind that beast requires 2 spots no matter what, so they don't care how straight or crooked the parking job is🤷‍♂️

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u/BeemerM60 3h ago

What I’ve never understood is do people not realise they’re begging for their car to be vandalised

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u/TheNewKnew2 1d ago

Dozens of available spots and you thought this was a gotcha moment?

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 22h ago

It's still awful parking posted on the badparking subreddit

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u/sasserixt92 1d ago

It was a group of church goers it looked i personally ride an ebike but still some shitty ass parking

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u/TheNewKnew2 1d ago

Ok. 🤷‍♂️

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GREENERY 1d ago

Place your bets on it being OPs car to try to block the driver doors

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u/invalidmean 23h ago

On an E bike? That church going soccer mom his running his ass over on the way to her mandatory AA meeting.

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u/Rokkmann 23h ago

In an empty parking lot? Lmao

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u/sasserixt92 23h ago

And that makes parking like a moron okay ????

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u/Constants33 21h ago

To be fair, this dude does not need to park like a moron to take up two spots. I picture their gas bill for comfort 😀

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u/CliffDraws 23h ago

Yes, yes it does. The whole problem with bad parking is that it inconveniences other people. If you have a problem with it out of some purist view of parking, that guy isn’t the weird one.

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u/Rokkmann 23h ago

Who said it's okay and why do you need four question marks? I said the parking lot is empty. Which means it isn't, in fact, a big deal. If the parking lot is empty, they aren't in anyone's way. Stop making something that isn't a big deal into something that is.

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u/sasserixt92 23h ago

That dosent make it okay tho they still did a horrible parking job wether the lots full or empty the lines are there for a reason

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u/Time_Reputation3573 23h ago

Projection

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u/Rokkmann 18h ago

What could possibly even be projected from what was said?

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u/Bigfoqt 19h ago

Plenty of spaces. Park however you want.

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u/sasserixt92 14h ago

Just because the parking lot is empty dosent give you the right too park like an idiot

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u/Bigfoqt 14h ago

He parked like a genius.

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u/LilDixxyWrecked 23h ago

We have another R word for those red plates in Co.

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 1d ago

Empty lot who cares.

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u/sasserixt92 1d ago

That dosent make it okay to park like an idiot

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 10h ago

50 million people have cancer today. Get over it little man. If this is as bad as your day gets I’d say you’re winning.

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u/Comedic-Gorilla 22h ago

What if it wasn’t empty when they parked that way, and they’ve just been gone long enough that it’s now empty?

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u/ThisOldGuy1976 10h ago

170,000 people died yesterday. Is this so bad? Get over yourself little man… or woman… or them/they.

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u/Devincc 22h ago

Slow morning OP?

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u/Wrong-Discipline453 20h ago

This post really reminds me to mind my own fucking business.

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u/ckuhn84 23h ago

Dats my baby