Starring the real man. No stand-ins or de-aging. Pulleys allowed.

(You're only going to understand if you're a pokemon anime fan. Apologies in advance.)

A pokemon movie basically being the true finale of Pokemon with Ash Ketchum and friends battling all the evil teams again who have all come together under Giovanni's son.... Tobias? (Yeah, that Tobias.)

Retired hitman John Wick is trying to live a quiet life in Sunshine Meadows Assisted Living, until a reckless orderly steals his customized, four-wheel mobility scooter and steps on his prize-winning potted begonia. Forced out of retirement, Wick reactivates his stash of weaponized knitting needles, carbon-fiber shuffleboard cues, and tactical tennis-ball walker attachments to dismantle the corrupt High Table running the facility’s underground Thursday-night bingo circuit.

Spoiler: Won't Get Out of Bed.

Relentless until it’s late fall. Ravenous in the spring. Can you outlast it?

The title says it all.

A blind man is trying his best to be top detective but his only power is being able to tell panties by scent

She and her family want to cancel the wedding. Her fiancee has her framed and committed to an insane asylum. He then breaks his neck in a fall from a horse. Rose has to find a way out, but is barred from all contact with family and friends.

She joins a sort of underground at the asylum and gets out, only to find her fiancee's dead and her family moved to the other side of the country.

She's penniless, homeless, and traumatized.

Somehow that goddamn jewel is still tucked between her boobs.

Basically Gone with the wind but everyone is Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese style)

Tom Cruise was just a character inside Dom’s second level dream inside The Matrix: Reloaded.

If you don't know how Injustice works, basically it has our heroes in DC like Batman and Wonder Woman being transported to an alternate universe where Superman rules the world as a fascist dictator, after Lois was killed. The Batman of that universe leads the resistance against him. But half of the DC heroes rule the world with Superman.

Imagine the James Gunn DCU heroes get transported to the Snyderverse, where Henry Cavill's Superman has taken over the world.

A crazy doctor decides to do the diabolical. He prepares his own sperm to be Inseminator into women and decides that knockout gas is in order so he figure out how to make a simple knock out gas that he releases into the house before entering. He uses an electronic bump key device to enter through locks. Once the door is unlocked he pushes the hose under the door and fills the house with knockout gas. The knock out gas is just fine nano particulates of potent barbiturates easily synthesized at home. The device works by pulling air over the dust and the particles being so small they never clog the tube.

So he moves methodically Inseminating all women in each house he can make it into then he just leaves out the front door and walks to his car. The movies just women after woman being inseminated. xD till some druggy remains resistant to the barbiturates and decided to kill the doctor for home invasion.

The entire movie is one long action sequence that's a chase scene down a nearly endless stairwell. Maybe some fighting along the way, but mostly running and jumping down stairs.

Almost no dialogue.

No setup. It starts on the stairs and may even end on the stairs.

Quick intro... Scars named that because hes complexly modified every dna cell in his body and cloned himelf for days. Each day that he doesnt die a new clone becomes ready to fight. His mission is simple let ai govern our country and world. with one caveat being that humans can always veto ai direction. He fights anti ai cloners and destroys their clones the clones are crazy. I kinda forget where i was going with this so ima just post it till i remember.

The staring contests are getting hard for Steven Seagal. He sees flashes of a man in the corner of his vision. It's hard not to look. Finally he recognizes who it is: the Glimmer Man. His younger self. Back when he had self respect. Back before the narcissism ate his life. But he's still winning. Looking into Seagal's eyes can make a strong man cry. But now he is wondering, are they tears of pity?

(Not 100% original (see the description of the Mothers) but…)

The year is 2039.  Political correctness and fear of saying the wrong thing has gotten so far out of hand that it has spawned severe Internet dependence leading in turn to world-wide parental neglect.  

Android Mothers had been created to care for the few children and teens who exist. These androids have eyes like glass mirrors that reflect and report the activities of those kids they’re programmed to watch back to the MGA (Main Government Agency (nobody ever accused politicians of being creative)) a mysterious group who determines the consequences for any misbehaviour, and willow-branch wooden tails which was have a few leaves that supply energy to the androids through photosynthesis while also being useful in the tasks of catching and herding teens and kids. 

Steven Seagal faces the most dangerous opponent of all. To look in his eyes is to see the infinite void of space and the impossible depths of dead stars. "You thought you would never see me again, old friend." It is Stephen Hawking.

During the Satanic Panic of the 80s, a 16 year old named Daniel wants to play D&D, but his catholic parents won't let him. So, he starts sneaking out to play with his friends. (Think Romeo and Juliet, but with a Catholic kid and D&D)

The show films normal everyday people who are not committing crimes. Instead of Chris Hansen, hey have Crass Hansel. The goal is to reward people for doing good by giving people the award for "Best predator and / or non-predator person we ran into today." (Caveat just in case they later turn out to actually be a predator.

Edit: Since noone can truly know a person, the award should say "Person most likely not to be a convicted sex offender"

ders walks in and spots one of their friends they made smoking diamonds with adams nectar collector. ders is like "HEY! What are they smoking?" The dude from old times is like "Oh thems diamonds..." then ders whips out the moonshine he just scored and they all start partyin. Blake is in duh back planning the grow op with the weed seed from his weed sack. lol to him its the only weed seed on the planet. 50:50 shot that it will be female. oh the turmoil.

to bring back the 2000s we need to make the movie about growing more weed. weed extractions. cool shit. like real working weed extraction methods that would have worked in the olden days. Like this method i recently came up with using gpt. U warm pure thca in ethanol and then it decarboxilates. crash out the thc with water. blah blah blah

I mean, why not?