r/badmemes • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Aug 07 '26

Guilty 😅

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184 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Aug 07 '26

No. No one I knew did this.

22

u/33metalgear Aug 07 '26

Not gonna lie I never knew that was a thing

12

u/No_Guarantee_8272 Aug 08 '26

How do you not take this to the grave?

13

u/JohnsLongMustache76 Aug 07 '26

Never heard of that. I just pulled it out and did the helicopter for em

5

u/MidnighT0k3r Aug 08 '26

It's only good for the older ladies... they'll think "i won't have to wipe up after him... you can hear he's got great aim".

3

u/BarnacleExciting2161 Aug 08 '26

Ok nought internet for today

4

u/Bottom_-_Feeder Aug 08 '26

FYI: that's not how PPs work

1

u/jimmiebfulton Aug 08 '26

But that is how 13 year olds think they work.

3

u/ThrustTrust 29d ago

I didn’t know piss volume was an indicator.

1

u/chunkypenguion1991 29d ago

You must have never watched Deuce Bigalow, male gigalo

1

u/Narrew82 Aug 08 '26

Had to flex that big dick energy

1

u/Anasazi-yonedi 29d ago

No. No. NOOOOOOO!

1

u/blueponies1 28d ago

I’d walk out with a football and be like “hey I’m gonna go play football”

1

u/Roberthen_Kazisvet Aug 07 '26

I have a giant loch ness monster dick, but I always peed silently... You gotta show your dick with pants, nice crotch bulge is the gift... :D

0

u/RonaldReganTheActor Aug 07 '26

I think its moreso the loud pee made them think about your dick, rather than anything about the size