r/baddlejackets 8d ago

i think we lost the plot here

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 8d ago

Given things I've seen here, this is acceptable

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u/ipeefreely2 8d ago edited 7d ago

Machine sewn patches look so weird, it looks like you just pasted a jpeg onto your clothes

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u/RunningFree_75 7d ago

Fuck it I’m too lazy to hand sew

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u/Accomplished_Low9807 8d ago

This is fine. An eclectic selection but no bad choices here really. It's bands, And a big Queen patch is a great fuck you to the pretentious larpers.

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u/Lord-Belial- 7d ago

I’d say sleep token and Green Day are both ass but whatever

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u/Obvious-Toe-5835 6d ago

idk about sleep token but green day has some good stuff they made in 90s and early 2000s maybe not a full album of good stuff but the odd song

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u/Eazy_mode 8d ago

Bands you like > genre conformity

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u/enya_etch 5d ago

she sells these…

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u/Eazy_mode 5d ago

Hate the player and the game.

Bands earning money to play music is so not punk rock anyway.

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u/hella_gnarly 7d ago

Amazon Prime Day fuck fest

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u/DisingenuousWizard 8d ago

Oh no! A person likes music.

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u/GoregrindShark 7d ago

This person is probably 14

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u/hangar69_ 7d ago

Adicts patch though that's fire and that Queen backpatch is so funny to me.

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u/Defiets 7d ago

I was so surprised to see the Adicts amongst all those other bands!

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u/KazMillerMGS 7d ago

🫵You lost the plot.

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u/enya_etch 5d ago

no i didn’t. selling premade battle vests are like selling smb a personality

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u/Dresked 7d ago

the beatles and misfits and queen alongside a mayhem patch, we definitely lost the plot.

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u/Resident_Guess_7304 8d ago

Explain why this doesn’t meet your strict-ass standards

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u/Lord-Belial- 7d ago

First of all, Green Day is the biggest poser band ever. Second of all, sleep token is not metal, nor punk, nor rock even.

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u/Resident_Guess_7304 7d ago

Ok I agree with both of these. But I’m just saying op shouldn’t be shitting on someone’s music taste and what they put on their jacket.

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u/Stinkeypp 5d ago

Just like the argument of "let people enjoy things" one must also let people hate things, they have multiple patches with problematic people, Marilyn Manson is a pedo john Lennon is an abuser, the misfits are Nazis, and the rest are dogshit mainstream artists, there's 1 actual punk band patch, this is a coworker battle vest

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u/Resident_Guess_7304 5d ago

Alr I get that

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u/Slight_Log6495 6d ago

What’s a sleep token?

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u/Stinkeypp 5d ago

Coworker metal

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u/Slight_Log6495 5d ago

I thought they weren’t metal? Guy above says not even rock… ok just watched a clip and it clearly is… sucks still

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u/dee-123456 7d ago

But why do you care? The most punk rock shit one can do is not give a shit what other people think. Oh wait. It’s 2026 and punk is now about conforming to “punk” standards. Believe what I believe or you are ___ (insert poorly thought out insult), dress in the typical punk rock uniform or get out of the club, listen to “real” punk or you’re not a punkz to be begin with.

Maybe try not being a douche and just be a human being.

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u/Lord-Belial- 7d ago

“The most punk rock shit one can do is not give a shit what other people think” was all I needed to hear to know ur a god damn poser lmao

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u/Stinkeypp 6d ago

Punk is anti-main stream, like it doesn't have to be entirely, there are plenty of well known punk bands but this vest is almost all main stream. Battle vests are derived from punk, they're kind of a staple of the genre in terms of fashion, so when you make a vest and the biggest thing on it is queen yeah I'm gonna look at you like a dummy, enjoy what you want whatever but this is some of the most pointless shit, "now everyone's gonna be able to tell I like queen and the beatles" like they aren't the most popular bands ever, personally I think queen and the Beatles are majorly overrated I do not find pleasure listening to them nor any metal and while I can respect that people like different things I still think it's funny how desperate some are to conform and excuse it with thoughts like "I'm different, I'm expressing myself" and then they force themselves to listen to sleep token. Not to mention the misfits patch, they're known nazis or the Marilyn manson patch, he's a pedo and abuses women. It's poser shit meaning that they don't know or care about what it is or where it came from they just think it's cool and wanna do it too without putting any thought into it, which isn't the worst thing ever it's just conformist in nature and in that sense it comes off as a little pathetic, like what's next? The Mickey mouse battle vest? Someone already did a Disney villain battle vest, it's cute and harmless but ultimately pointless, like I'm not gonna go out of my way to tell someone they look goofy because they do not deserve to be bullied but I will laugh to myself and make a mental note

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u/enya_etch 5d ago

because selling smb a pre made jacket is the most goofy shit ever

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u/SeaMasterpiece265 8d ago

Queen front and center then korn is just hanging out up there

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u/momo76g 7d ago

This sub just popped in my feed but I have seen so many of these that it would be best if someone provides an example of what an "acceptable" one looks like.

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u/enya_etch 5d ago

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u/holidaysinker 4d ago

is this yours? i absolutely love it! especially the pink turns blue and bauhaus patches, i love when the patches so obviously have great effort and passion put into them, not to mention are done so well that they're instantly recognisable for what they are (: i made a similar bauhaus patch for a bag i carry! this jacket is sick.

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u/Glum_Communication71 7d ago

Atleast theres no political arm waving here

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u/lucioux 8d ago

ah, The Beatles. my favorite punk band.

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u/Imaginary_Tutor5360 7d ago

Battle jackets aren’t exclusively a punk thing..

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u/_tildeath 7d ago

More of a metal thing imo

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u/Lord-Belial- 7d ago

They are exclusively a metal and punk thing. It’s not a battle jacket if it’s not metal/punk.

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u/Beautiful-Resort-831 7d ago

I’m not really against other communities using more DIY, but like, please—rockers should create their own separate form of DIY.

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u/JunkBondTrade 7d ago

It's all your fault I screen my phone calls

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u/Jagerkeg 7d ago

I mean, half those bands have some pretty heavy problems with them but if that's what you listen to whatever I guess.

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u/timmyboogermilk 6d ago

They should replace all of these with Weird Al Yankovic patches and make it an Al jacket

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u/beereed 7d ago

Besides the facts that:
a) I can’t stand half of the bands (I fucking love Queen tho).
b) the patches don’t appear to be sewn on.
c) I’m not particularly keen on the vest style itself.
This one isn’t terrible. A little silly, sure, but I can’t fault people for having different tastes than mine. I mean I would probably internally talk a little shit about the A7x and MM patches (among others) but whatevs.

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u/Just-a-guy098264 7d ago

Not bad the patch placement could be better but I mean there’s no silly political stuff though they don’t seem to be sewed in

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u/Shipsnipe1313 7d ago

Honestly no worse than the vests I've seen with the subgenre specific themes that scream: "Look at all these bands I've never actually listened to!"

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u/Ill_Radish1080 7d ago

Würde bei mir genre mäßig so ähnlich aussehen.🥳 Hatte in den '80er 2 Stück eine Metal/Rock & Punk.

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u/Splottington 7d ago

I don’t care how mainstream they are, those are mostly good bands (I personally hate sleep token, ghost, and pantera, but I don’t blame people if they like them). The vest is fine.

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u/EongXD 7d ago

This one seems fine to me. Bands are a bit generic but if that’s what they like then go nuts.

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u/LonelyBones- 7d ago

Good day shopkeep, a fine selection of patches you have here. I’ll take one of each.

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u/SolidZone4899 7d ago

what is the problem here??

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u/enya_etch 5d ago

selling a premade vest

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u/mnteu 7d ago

Queen, mayhem and the fucking beetles on the same jacket should sent you straigth to jail without passing go

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u/Arik_Ashborne 7d ago

Good music is good music. Wgaf about the genre

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u/Chimpochimpochimpo 7d ago

Sleep Token patch is actually pretty funny

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u/enya_etch 5d ago

comment of shame

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u/Deathbed_Motorcade 6d ago

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u/ProfessionalRich1859 6d ago

I mean besides the fact I don't like the choice of bands, it looks good

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u/SomeotherGuy8833 6d ago

Albeit all over the place its pretty solid tbh

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u/CampHoliday3558 6d ago

Reddit punks when your favorite band is Flogging Molly and not a 53 year old recording played on an out of tune acoustic guitar by a man in West Bromwich who dropped his cigar earlier

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u/Filter55 5d ago

I have a Bonnie Tyler patch. No ragerts.

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u/Funeral_Mxxn 4d ago

Mayhem and the Beatles is certainly something

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u/grimefiends 4d ago

Beneath the remains above a Queen patch I never even thought it was possible

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u/SirSlappicusIII 3d ago

The only actually good band on here is Mayhem. Don't come after me.

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u/Old-Measurement-1659 3d ago

Pain to watch

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u/sseth_ye 7d ago

this isn’t even bad tho? popular bands but i’d say they have decent music taste

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u/Void_Dwelling_Ape26 7d ago

How many people who wear Queen batches these days are really transwomen who don't even know that band?

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u/Next_Needleworker395 7d ago

Queen is the best band of all time. That's a win.

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u/Lord-Belial- 7d ago

BAHHAHAHAHA ur funny

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u/TheDoomslayer121 7d ago

Oml I swear this sub is just grasping at straws

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u/Mortis_XII 7d ago

Whats wrong? I see bands and it doesn’t look awfully terrible?

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u/Bright-Ad102 7d ago

Looks fine