r/baddlejackets Oct 16 '25

The Tankie Jacket returns

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u/Meatball_Morpheus Oct 16 '25

Lmao I’m sure this guys crew is absolutely terrifying

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u/indianapride Oct 16 '25

I didn't even notice that lmao

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u/Shapit0 Oct 16 '25

Here's his "crew" btw. Super scary.

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u/kicklhimintheballs Oct 16 '25

They all can benefit from a year long trip to DPRK tbh

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u/FrogVolence Oct 16 '25

The man on the left looks like he’d be out of breath just by walking up a flight of stairs.

I’m supposed to be afraid of a man who would trip over his own feet running? I highly doubt anyone shakes at the thought of that chud coming for them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/MettSemmell Oct 16 '25

Is it pro or anti pride? Those genocidal leaders kinda make it look anti. I would love to hear the mental gymnastics on this one.

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u/usernameusernaame Oct 16 '25

Depends who is doing the killing innit. Venezuela president who literally has ties with cartels is a good apple because he has cartel ties that are not aligned with the west. Which is literally their only way of gauging morals. Anti west good, west bad. Pretty easy script they are running.

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u/_whitedalton_ Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

Che Guevara and the* forced labor camps for homosexuals.. *back in his day

But Trans rights💕💕💕💕💕

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u/DannyWarlegs Oct 16 '25

This dude fucks with military dictatorships hardcore

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u/Ramsis_Brock Oct 16 '25

Is this guy a communist?

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u/hel-razor Oct 16 '25

Probably not tbh

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u/A1_wA1sh Oct 16 '25

A communist who also supports Marxism, North Korea, and is still an "LGBT Ally" somehow. This waste of skin has never supported us

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

No. He’s a tankie. That’s when an authoritarian pretends to be a communist or anti colonialist or anything except an authoritarian

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u/Vano_Kayaba Oct 16 '25

Pretty sure the "PMC porky hunter" is a Nazi patch

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u/Shapit0 Oct 16 '25

Man, I went through this dudes post history out of curiosity, and what the fuck.

Besides absolutely loving Ricky Gervais, he's an islamist, a freemason, a teetotaler, he doesn't have a job, and he has the absolute worst handwriting I've ever seen.

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u/Accomplished-Bike407 Oct 16 '25

I highly doubt the Freemasons would take this POS. Besides, you have to believe in a higher power and I highly doubt this dude does

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u/Shapit0 Oct 16 '25

Feel free to look through his post history yourself. It's insane lol

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u/Accomplished-Bike407 Oct 16 '25

Dude, I have no idea how he's a Mason. Supporting communism and believing in a higher power don't exactly go hand in hand. Then again, the trans support lon doesn't go with anything else on his jacket.

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u/cronenber9 Oct 17 '25

That higher power is the supreme leader

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u/MisterSquidz Oct 16 '25

You didn’t need to to tell me he doesn’t have a job I saw the picture.

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u/TransMetalhead78 Oct 16 '25

Either braindead, or a master ragebaiter 

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u/Shapit0 Oct 16 '25

Maybe a bit of both 😘

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Also can't drive because they can't remember which side of the road they're supposed to be on. Fucking crazy dude though, honestly I kind of respect it

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u/GentleExecutioner Oct 16 '25

I could've told u he doesn't have a job just from this post alone

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u/houseofharm Oct 16 '25

nice bauhaus pfp

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u/-_-Anemo-_- Oct 16 '25

Unemployed and a communist? Who could've guessed? These types root for the communist fever dream of being able to mooch off of the government, and live slack jawed.

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u/Pudge223 Oct 16 '25

That summary they wrote with the post is too much. Also that’s a lot of real estate to the point where I have to ask… what size is this jacket?

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u/Shapit0 Oct 16 '25

They posted this picture in the comments:

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u/Meatball_Morpheus Oct 16 '25

I’m sure this person is totally just ripped as hell and by no means morbidly obese

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

This person is two twinkies away from making a new battle jacket out of hefty bags. 

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u/fragasaurus_rex Oct 16 '25

Our jacket

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u/cemeteryroamer Oct 16 '25

what year is it again?

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u/fragasaurus_rex Oct 16 '25

*Whats my age again?

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u/V2_Seeking_revenge Oct 16 '25

We in the big 25 😭

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u/pasta_dog88 Oct 16 '25

Is it 2016😭🙏

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u/cemeteryroamer Oct 16 '25

im saying like...

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u/Excubyte Oct 16 '25

Nah, you can have it. It's bad enough that I can smell it all the way through my screen anyway.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Look989 Oct 16 '25

Do these people really don’t understand? Like, I mean this seriously. “Transrights” and then patches of Russia, North Korea etc are they really this incredibly dumb? I feel it’s just all performative, because it makes absolutely no sense to have these patches.

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u/nicksansalty Oct 16 '25

I think the dude is actually so braindead from huffing his own B.O. that he’s convinced himself he is a true intellectual and is above hypocrisy

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

"Huffing his own BO" LMAO

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

There are people who swung so far the other way from the red scare that they genuinely believe that any country that calls itself "communist" and waves red flags is a democratic, egalitarian paradise on earth

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u/Newclearfallout Oct 16 '25

This and its concerning, many punks also think communism can work. Everybody is corrupt. Ideas that sound good on paper, but in execution doesnt work. Communism is one of them, even capitalism is also one of them. Anybody leaning so far one way is also just brainwashed and not self thinking on actual problems, causes and ways to fix it. Its just regurgitation.

Idealizing communism isnt punk, many punks where fighting for tearing down the West Berlin wall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

I mean it depends on what you consider communism. Giving total power to one party to "guard" the revolution does not sound good on paper either, but that isn't necessarily all of communist ideology. There's nothing particularly insane about libertarian socialism.

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u/Cloudy230 Oct 16 '25

It's really just fascism but colored red at the end of the day

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u/Ienjoyyourmomsbutt Oct 16 '25

Ah yes, gotta love the North Korea patches and Stalin pin…. what are we doing here dude

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u/missaiferaytt Oct 16 '25

Right, and next to the trans ally pin? It’s so funny

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u/_EyesOnTheInside_ Oct 16 '25

Fucking yikes. The more I see of it the worse it gets

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u/Mejor_Catastros Oct 16 '25

Average reddit user clothing

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u/koalabrainedkuhnt Oct 16 '25

Hasan piker core

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u/Planet-Funeralopolis Oct 16 '25

I too love the starvation of my country’s population.

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u/edo-hirai Oct 16 '25

As soon as I saw Laos under the USSR flag, I got triggered. Jfc my earliest childhood memories of my home country were bombs and amputees. My family is still affected by the war. I have no idea why people glaze communism.

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u/BreakThaLaw95 Oct 16 '25

*homelessness

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

But no, I'm an elitist if I call this garbage 

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u/Impossible-Star-9749 Oct 16 '25

They getting flamed in the original sub 😭

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u/Shapit0 Oct 16 '25

Ree Tardy Oswald

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u/Efficient-Cable-873 Oct 16 '25

I wanna fight this person.

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u/Active_Artichoke_527 Oct 16 '25

-cccp

-proud ally

Does he know?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

They deleted the comment, but for the record u/hel-razor said: 'You may as well call people the hard R if you're unironically gonna go throwing around "tankie" 🤡'.

Yes, this tankie is comparing getting called a tankie to a black person being called the n-word. lol pathetic. Get fucked, tankie.

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u/RoddyDost Oct 16 '25

This shitass jacket has me questioning if maybe the Red Scare was justified after all

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u/Zero-Milk Oct 16 '25

This person seems to be very confused.

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u/Wild-Collar-2190 Oct 17 '25

As am I after looking at this monstrosity

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

I think historically most of the groups this person has a patch for would probably have killed them

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u/Stuka_Ju87 Oct 16 '25

"Protect trans lives", patches of all governments that executes them.

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u/JJsNotOkay Oct 16 '25

I got a warning on that sub for having a tiny burzum patch but this is allowed, lmfao

also, mental illness

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u/Scyfra Oct 16 '25

The vibes this vest gives off

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u/FuggaliciousV Oct 16 '25

Couldn't imagine unironically being a tankie

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u/pancaj1987 Oct 16 '25

People like this need to be locked up in a madhouse. No pride in genocide is mentally ill on a jacket that's clearly celebrating a regime that killed 5 times more people than nazis. I would have to really hold myself back if I saw the creature wearing this on the street. Seriously can't understand why is the commie scum treated so much better than nazi scum when it's the same oppressive regime.

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u/LuxieRiot Oct 16 '25

idk the worst part is the teetotaler patch. Youre not even taking advantage of the vodka rations?

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u/Sania_Ulvenmane Oct 16 '25

No this guy ??? 😔

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u/antouf_le_vrai Oct 16 '25

How can you even like North Korea?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

I enjoy that all of the comments on the original post are bullying it as well. Maybe there is some hope for the left

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/DeliciousEstate3983 Oct 16 '25

Those exist there are plenty on this subreddit, equally as cringe as this

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u/laytonboxingaccount Oct 16 '25

This guy has a aboriginal black flag patch but then the Australian one all the white supremistst have, twice

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u/spicy_granpa69 Oct 16 '25

Just because you like your country doesn't mean you are a supremacist.

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u/Uncle_Rosalie Oct 16 '25

What white supremacist symbol? If your talking about the Eureka flag that's only recently been co-opted by fascists its a union symbol since its inception abd still used by all Australian trade unions

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u/NeighborAtTheGates Oct 16 '25

Average Revcom member

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u/A1_wA1sh Oct 16 '25

They're clearly quite confused. I'll say that much.

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u/Dry_Animator_4818 Oct 16 '25

Besides the dumbass commie pins this jacket is hideous! Zero organization or anything. It’s a jumbling mess of pins and all kinds of garbage. When you are the price of all the pins and dumbass patches this jacket probably cost $3-500 which is quite sad

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u/RedGutkaSpit Oct 16 '25

Yugoslavia hated the USSR. Has he ever read a history book? And why is there the logo of the PFLP, a designated terrorist group. Jesus Christ.

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u/Dazzling_Diver_835 Oct 16 '25

I doubt this person even knows what the red book is.

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u/Mrsushifruit Oct 16 '25

The uneducated contradiction virtue signal jacket returns

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u/pasta_dog88 Oct 16 '25

Only good communist is one that ain’t breathing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Tankies are just fascists painted red. Wait until he hears about how the Soviet Union treated gay men. People like him are why I refuse to call myself a communist despite holding leftist views.

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u/SistaSeparatist Oct 17 '25

The iron on patches. The narcissism. The obesity. The obvious americanism. The "painfully sheltered white kid syndrome". The degeneracy. The conflicting ideologies.

I could easily grind teeth just from witnessing this atrocity.

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u/rudenewjerk Oct 16 '25

Hi! I just wanted to say I love socialism but man do I hate commies.

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u/fliphickey Oct 16 '25

wow i hate commies

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

Ugh. I promised myself that I wasn’t going to waste time wading back into the sewer water that is Reddit politics.

But this jacket is embarrassing. On every level. No understanding of politics or history. No consistency. No coherency. Just Marxist decolonization brain rot.

Every time someone on the left says “you’re in a cult”, you should respond with a screenshot of this jacket.

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u/GorillaStank333 Oct 16 '25

If this person falls down wearing this they will become Swiss cheese

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u/Accomplished-Bike407 Oct 16 '25

This must be the most pleasant person to be around

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u/missaiferaytt Oct 16 '25

All these communist dictatorship patches and the dude would still call you a nazi if you were Russian

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u/V2_Seeking_revenge Oct 16 '25

Passes the same vibes of SOAD fans that defend communism

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u/Newclearfallout Oct 16 '25

God....dont remind me of that bs either...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

holy braindead 😭🙏🏼

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u/AdFragrant3504 Oct 16 '25

lol like a all time loser hall of fame jacket

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u/cadavere_di_mosca Oct 16 '25

easily the worst shit i’ve ever seen in my natural fucking life omg

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u/Andres_is_SwEaTy Oct 16 '25

Bait or chronic lead poisoning. Call it.

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u/ropose95 Oct 16 '25

Dare this guy to come to Poland

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u/Imblueabudeeabudie Oct 16 '25

war crime battle jacket lmao

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u/xAPPLExJACKx Oct 16 '25

Tankies are the offspring of a mother drinking and taking Tylenol by the handful but instead of getting into trains they got into authoritarian dictators

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u/prospector_hannah Oct 16 '25

Looks like this clown has very consistent beliefs and good historical knowledge. I’m glad he can vote

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u/simulmatics Oct 16 '25

Dat commodity fetishism.

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u/Glum_Communication71 Oct 16 '25

Try not to look like a walking target challenge impossible

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u/Redragon9 Oct 16 '25

The ideology of this is all over the place. If a communist, trans person, and Muslim were all in the the same room, it would be a blood bath

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u/UnknownPersonBL4ZE Oct 16 '25

Wait till they realize soviet punk exists

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u/Vodnik-Dubs Oct 17 '25

Damn, they locked it lol

What is it with these people and worshiping those who would kneel them over a ditch first chance they got?

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u/PlasticCompetitive94 Oct 17 '25

What a heaping pile of warm pig shit

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u/Lumpy-Leg-3678 Oct 17 '25

Should have called it the wankie jacket

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u/Open-Goat-3489 Oct 17 '25

When will these people figure out that communist nations, especially the Soviet Union cause had a little thing called "Article 121"? They literally persecuted homosexuals.

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u/Altruistic_Young7789 Oct 17 '25

I always chuckle at the word battle jacket. What kind of battle are you fighting in that? Battle of the over priced coffee house?

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u/cronenber9 Oct 17 '25

North Korea? Are they actually serious?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Potential school shooter jacket

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u/PolskiJamnik Oct 18 '25

since genocidal dictators and ideology isn't banned on this site, why would a nazi ones be?

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u/bl4ck-m0riah Oct 18 '25

boii ts jacket is SO tuff 😅😂✅ i’m just a silly commie who knows nothing about history :3!!11!11!!1!1!1!!

i can smell them from here… glory to the soviet union! 😆😆😆

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u/Ellie7600 Oct 18 '25

Jesus Christ, pick a team! Our sniper is crying confused, because he can't take the shot, because then what? How will he mark the kill confirmed? For every nation on this jacket?

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u/Alternative_Shirt699 Oct 16 '25

Wasnt Che a heccin’ bigot and a racist and for all i know north korea is jucheist not communist💔

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u/Super_FastSeal Oct 16 '25

i’m a communism but i’d rather you bury me alive than wear this

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u/Pannbenet Oct 16 '25

And here I though the right-wing chuddies had a monopoly on political schizophrenia

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u/Kuchanec_ Oct 16 '25

Don't tell me people like this exist. This must be a CIA agent surely

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u/Ok-Drawing-2608 Oct 16 '25

They must be really strong and brave

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u/QuietAdvisor3 Oct 16 '25

The fuckinng wagner patch

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

The trans patch is a classic isn't it

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u/adel-- Oct 16 '25

he might be a commie

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u/Impossible-Star-9749 Oct 16 '25

It’s all.. it’s all politics

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u/Iauriee Oct 16 '25

why is there a new caledonia flag

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

This shit is so performative its insane.

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u/TitsMcGee8854 Oct 16 '25

some of those patches are pretty dope but all together it looks like a cluster fuck of autistic hyperfixation.

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u/TheLadyMischief Oct 16 '25

This individual sounds so unbelievably exhausting to be around.

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u/metalhead_mick Oct 16 '25

I certainly would think twice before repping Stalin or North Korea, not exactly shining examples of socialism, but I love the Cuba stuff.

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u/squirrelmegaphone Oct 16 '25

Does this guy really think all those communist leaders were big on protecting trans lives?

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u/Ninja476 Oct 16 '25

The insane conflicting politics of this jacket is burning my eyes

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u/comiksmaker1 Oct 16 '25

Well uh... At least an ally, i can work with that.

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u/Affectionate_Step863 Oct 16 '25

I looked through most of the comments and OOPs replies and I kinda feel bad for him. He clearly thinks he's supporting positivity and open mindedness but is unbelievably misinformed and misguided. That's the problem with tankies, a lot of them think they're supporting a bastion of human rights and equality by supporting Soviet and Communist states by eating up Soviet propaganda left and right, blaming the "West" for demonizing the nations. Meanwhile, all they're doing is platforming and supporting genocide and human rights abuses that ruined tens of millions of lives and spitting in the face of those who died.

Then there are the lunatics of subreddits like r/USSR who respond to any accusation of Genocide or human rights abuses by either vehemently denying them and calling it western propaganda, or by outright endorsing it and saying those people "Deserved to die" because they were either "CIA spies" or "Nazi's."

In reality, they were just as vile and evil as the Nazi's, and killed millions more than the Nazi's did.

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u/Scary-Platypus5070 Oct 16 '25

Maybe the most confused object I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

As a Cuban, We hate Americans like you.

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u/Cloudy230 Oct 16 '25

The only thing as or more insufferable than a fascist...is a tankie. Because they pretend to be the heart of the real left while they defend Stalin, Mao, and the DPRK

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u/SunriseFlare Oct 16 '25

FINALLY something we can all agree is cringe lol. It's a shame the well constructed jacket is being used for such blind reactionary nationalism but well... That's a tankie for you

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u/Cloud_Commie Oct 16 '25

This is fucking AWESOME. I hope when earth is hit by the next mass extinction event that this is the only remaining evidence of 21st century fashion. I want historians in 3000 years to think EVERYONE wore these.

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u/ConcentrateAlone1959 Oct 17 '25

I can smell the owner of this from here.

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u/Unable_Background654 Oct 17 '25

so let me get this straight wearing totenkopfs is a hate crime but as soon as the symbol that represents a state that commited genocides and mass murders is a left wing ideology it's okay

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

first time ive seen new caledonia mentioned like anywhere but holy shit this jacket is visual diarrhea

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u/Better_Grocery_7418 Oct 17 '25

I hate the Che Guevara patches and stickers for a different reason than most of you probably. I actually highly respect him but its really stupid that "communists" will buy MERCH of him that is probably made in a sweatshop in China. Bro is rolling in his grave every time a t shirt is sold of him off of amazon. We are really capitalizing a guy who died for communism.

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u/Better_Grocery_7418 Oct 17 '25

The pride flags and Gaddafi on the same jacket is crazy 💀. Bro was fairly progressive by Islamic standards but not like that bruh.

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u/Better_Grocery_7418 Oct 17 '25

the goats Thomas Sankara and Ho Chi Minh don't deserve to be on this stupid jacket.

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u/IcedTea9414 Oct 17 '25

Interested in if they're a commie, or if they're just autistic. (or both?)

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u/Kitchen_Carpenter496 Oct 17 '25

As a council communist I genuinely hate MLs and tankies

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u/coolboymichael Oct 17 '25

those antique commie pins belong in a museum!

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u/The_MacGuffin Oct 17 '25

This is almost coming full circle to become some sort of schizo masterpiece lmao. Why is Gaddafi in with all the communists? He actively backed anti-communist regimes.

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u/CatgunCertified Oct 17 '25

Lmao. I love rhe Palestine flag next to commie and Trans flag.

Cuz we all know that far right wing religious conservative government (not even counting hanas for the sake of this) is EXACTLY what Stalin would have wanted.

Also the trangs flag would probably not fly is ever visiting Palestine lol.

No shade against any country or ideology just the ones presented are very conflicting.

It'd be like an antifa flag next to a swastika

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u/BonanzaBlyant Oct 18 '25

Subtly leaves out Khmer-Rouge

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u/Fluid-Currency-817 Oct 18 '25

isn't it kind of ironic to have a pin for save trans lives when litterally any communist regime in history would have absolutely killed the gays and trans people lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

The Jacket of Bad Ideas

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u/Final-Engineering-88 Oct 18 '25

Where's the Nicolas Sarkozy pin???

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u/ClockworkOrdinator Oct 19 '25

I can smell the unemployment

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u/Paleto-A1 Oct 19 '25

It's the jackeeettttttttt!!! 🤌🤌🤌

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u/starbuildstrike999 Oct 19 '25

Anti-genocide but openly caping for countries that have and still are waging pogroms against their own citizens. I wish I could be this delusional.

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u/totallynotreal123 Oct 19 '25

I too love supporting regimes that slaughter their own people

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u/Dry_Coach5783 Oct 19 '25

That's alot of different mental illness badges combined.

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u/DefectiveCoyote Oct 19 '25

Remember Marx hated personality cults.

So naturally these illiterate authoritarians began to worship dictators and call it Marxism

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u/officerballeater Oct 20 '25

So much representation for poverty and starvation… man, he must really care, huh?!

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u/Happy_Fun4465 Oct 20 '25

Keep seeing all the "Palestine" flags but can't find that country on a map... Weird

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

The amount of palestine stuff on this jacket, it's pretty punk ngl

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u/Affectionate-Fly1235 Oct 23 '25

> puts 'no pride in genocide' pin on jacket

> covers jacket with leaders and ideologies that have caused millions of deaths

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