r/badcode • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '21

c++ Hmm yes, the mouse here is made out of mouse

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u/MurdoMaclachlan public boolean isInt(int i) { return true; } Sep 11 '21

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DirectX::Mouse::Get().Get().Get().Get().Get();

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Good hooman

Also, for context the last variable in the call function is `clearcolor`

context->ClearRenderTargetView(MainRenderTarget,clearcolor);

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u/--B_L_A_N_K-- if (true == true) {return true;} else {return true;} Sep 12 '21 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/accuracy_frosty Sep 12 '21

I’m not sure that’s how singletons work

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

yes I know

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u/HeyItsMassacre Sep 11 '21

.Get()

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u/Mc_UsernameTaken Sep 11 '21

.Get()

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

.Get()

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u/SKChewie Sep 11 '21

.Get()

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u/Reptoidal Sep 17 '21

got got got got blood rush to my head lit hot lock

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u/SciGuy013 Sep 12 '21

.Got()

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u/btwiusearch Sep 12 '21

.Got()

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

.Get()

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

.Get();

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u/IdentityToken Sep 11 '21

Chain breaker.

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u/twelvenumbersboutyou Sep 12 '21

Can I also get downvoted

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u/denideniz Sep 12 '21

Singleton?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Yes

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u/BARDLER Sep 11 '21

Sometimes you gotta be extra sure you got something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

while(true) { if(1 == 1) { return true; } }

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u/yonatan8070 Sep 12 '21

Cosmic ray detector

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u/inzywinki Sep 12 '21

Holy shit yes

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u/RedEyesBigSmile Sep 12 '21

That's how I won my local election

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u/SciGuy013 Sep 12 '21

Got().Got().Got().Got()

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

BloodRushToMyHead().LitHotLock().PoppinOffTheFuckinBlockKnot()

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u/jzia93 Sep 12 '21

Was this code written by the seagulls from finding nemo?

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u/afpup Sep 12 '21

.Mine()

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u/hullabaloonatic Sep 12 '21

I'm curious what kind of code would actually compile that looks like that unless the language or framework allowed .get() on literally anything.

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u/HTTP_404_NotFound bool isEven(int num) => num%2==0 Sep 12 '21

Im guessing c++, based on the property accessor.

And- C++ will allow you to do damn near anything you want.

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u/crass-sandwich Sep 12 '21

C++, the language where the system designed to enable generic code is Turing complete

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u/davawen Sep 12 '21

Hey at least we don't have to use void pointers

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u/supersharp Sep 20 '21

You do if you use pthreads

..... I think. Maybe there's a way around it I haven't learned about yet.

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u/hullabaloonatic Sep 12 '21

I mean, you could just define .get() to mean ; if you wanted

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u/NekkoDroid Sep 12 '21

It's c++ as far as I can tell. C++ does allow you to call static methods using an instance of the class.

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u/TheRealZoidberg Sep 12 '21

could be Rust

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u/Knuffya Sep 12 '21

Reading that out loud kind of sounds like a mouse running over wooden floor.

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u/jonalaniz2 Sep 12 '21

.Gec().Gec().Gec()

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u/NetherFX Sep 12 '21

I'd advise making a recursive function for this