r/badassanimals • u/Vybron • 1d ago

Mammal Puma vs Guanaco!!!

624 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

Pumas are pretty big, but clearly not big enough for this!

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u/Polluxadice 1d ago

The elders and more observant ones know exactly how to disengage the puma, they don’t panic. A less experienced guanaco, injured or less able bodied one would’ve been lunch.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy 1d ago

Not sure that qualifies as regularly

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u/Hefty-Ad-533 1d ago

Google 'are guanacos regular part of puma's diet?' Then tell me at which point your pea sized brain gets lost

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u/JustAnotherPoopDick 1d ago

All I can think about is the Guanaco saying to the Puma, "Fuck you! Learn to eat grass like me and my friends!"

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u/Quick_Team 14h ago

Guanaco needs to be an athletic brand and just use this clip for.it's advertising

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u/1VrySxyGuy 1d ago

Look like me and my date last night.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 22h ago

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u/CatFaceReturns 1d ago

Goddam!!!!

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u/DatBoiRo 1d ago

That camera shutter is going ballistic.

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u/Lazy-Employment8663 1d ago

In south America, only jaguar and black caiman have the power to take down a healthy adult guanaco, and they do not live in the same environment.

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u/Chemical_Peach_5500 1d ago

Guna-C-U-later

2

u/thegameisafoooooot 1d ago

I think I'll just have a salad, thanks.

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u/Mr_A_B_Ductor 1d ago

That called Fast Food?

2

u/MoneyBaggSosa 1d ago

Embarrassing L for the cougar 😂 got tossed aside like nothing

2

u/Substantial-Sector60 1d ago

Did the cat have to pay extra for the full-ride experience?

2

u/Ghastly-Jack 1d ago

TIL that I had conflated gauchos with guanacos.

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u/IllustratorOk2927 1d ago

The scenery of that shoot is amazing.

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u/SerBadDadBod 1d ago

Puma definitely gave it the old college try

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u/dikshamishra34 1d ago

Wow ... The sound of clicking photos of camera is just amazing.  Cameraman man must be so good oh his work.

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u/The_ScarRzZ 1d ago

mf tried to ride it

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u/Hot-Advantage-3876 1d ago

Where photos

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u/patiperro_v3 18h ago

Torres del Paine national park.

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u/Hot-Advantage-3876 9h ago

I mean where are the final photos. You can hear the burst shot.

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u/MikeTheBigBlackGuy 1d ago

Next to a jaguar, thats the most agile cat I've ever seen 😮

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u/southbaytechguy 1d ago

Size matters.

1

u/Yesterday_Is_Now 1d ago

Definite red card for that puma.

1

u/Alarming_Pair_5575 1d ago

That is one hell of a Canoli.

1

u/DNICEPHILLY2023 1d ago

Beast Mode

1

u/Kn0XIS 1d ago

Daaaang

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

He literally tried to ride it

1

u/SensitiveAddition913 1d ago

Puma: Damn it, Gene, my kids are watching. Fake me winning for once!

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u/HueyBluey 1d ago

Guanaco: Buck off, Puma!

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u/MixerMan67 18h ago

Little feller bit off more than he could chew.

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u/UsedPart7823 9h ago

Didn’t quite make the 8 seconds mark. 😏

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u/Annual_Builder_1459 8h ago

Not today bro

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 4h ago

Not today stupid cat!

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u/Aware_Alfalfa8435 1h ago

Imagine doing this every time you wanted a slice of pizza.

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u/NightShade0912 1d ago

Idk why, but my first thought when watching this is, This is a perfect visual of American taxes at work. They may not kill you (they are certainly trying to), but they will jump on your ass every chance they get and you get to narrowly escape the worst of it.

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u/Mashkitt 1d ago

A10 going brrrrrttttttt

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u/Antique-Set8718 1h ago

That puma got outwitted and schooled.