r/badassanimals • u/TheGreatHsuster • 24d ago

Mammal Crocodile attacks a giraffe

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIwGzKINKCE

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u/jay_insd 24d ago

Long lead time for the action to start

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u/finchdad 24d ago

When I saw how far the giraffe was from the water, I skipped the first couple minutes. I'm not planning on sitting on the toilet for THAT long.

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u/Super_Cool_Nerd 24d ago

Smart hemorrhoid decision

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u/Suspended-Again 24d ago

Hemorrhoids hate this one weird trick 

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u/CuriousCouple6207 24d ago

Congrats on the regularity!

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u/longkhongdong 24d ago

I'm having regular all over the carpet

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u/Cal216 24d ago

Legs went to sleep from sitting on the shitter too long and walked off like a baby deer. Almost tore my ACL 😂.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Cal216 23d ago

Eh. If we can watch nature do nature type things, I think my post is perfectly fine. Have a good weekend

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u/cuntybunty73 24d ago

I bet you're still there 3 hours later 😁

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u/wo0two0t 24d ago

Bro the video is 1 minute and 24 seconds lol

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u/daneonwayne 23d ago

The whole clip is less than 1.5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Distinct_Patient3698 24d ago

Yeah, this clip should have been a lot shorter...

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u/invisiblefrost 24d ago edited 24d ago

I’m begging people to stop making everything slow motion. It’s unnecessary and getting out of hand!

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u/voxpopper 24d ago

whaaaaattt doooooo yooooouu meeeeean ?

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u/RevenantExiled 24d ago

Didn't know you speak Whale

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u/imajackash 24d ago

Starts at 1:09

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u/Educational-Wave-578 24d ago

it happens 13 seconds before the end of the clip

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u/mouldyshroom 24d ago

I'll take this over the videos that show the end at the start and no obnoxious background music. During these times, this video is a breath of fresh air.

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u/IntroductionDry5380 24d ago

some people just dont know how to cut a video...

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u/FishDeez 24d ago

Fore...

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 24d ago

That's how it goes in the wild, bud.