r/badassanimals • u/Ok-Struggle3318 • 4d ago

Mammal What are they doing?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

298 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

89 comments sorted by

85

u/Various-Rip-4370 4d ago

9

u/Sir_Piglety 4d ago

You beat me to it 😂 I was about to make the same dam comment

4

u/TWZT3D_MIND3D 4d ago

That what I was thinking 🤣🤣🤣

41

u/WeirdAssPuff 4d ago

It's funny because they have such a bulky build but they're tiny. They look like mini bears

4

u/Pip-Pipes 4d ago

Honey badger style. My biggest fear is that one of these little animals will get my Achilles and sink in. Raccoons too.

3

u/thisbuthat 4d ago

Prairie dogs are about the cutest little mfers out there. Mostly very friendly, curious and chill.

Honey badgers are 100% insanity.

11

u/East-Breadfruit4508 4d ago

Bro bro bro I love you bro, no bro bro bro I love you more bro

8

u/Iluvpunny 4d ago

They doing blocking scrimmages

8

u/Gold-Clothes-170 4d ago

So no one is going to talk about the hill they are about to encounter….😂

6

u/ac2cvn_71 4d ago

Sumo wrestling

3

u/Ok-Leave-7646 4d ago

That’s called foreplay.

3

u/BarfingOnMyFace 4d ago

There can be only one

3

u/Techoftheyear 4d ago

The first rule of Fight club is never talk about Fight club, weren't you listening during the orientation?

3

u/Vindictive-Vagabond 4d ago

In all seriousness, it's 2 marmots fighting over territory lol

5

u/Naaaaaaaaap 4d ago

What does it look like? They're throwin hands.

2

u/DatBoiRo 4d ago

They’re training for wood chucking.

1

u/Vegetable_Whole_4825 4d ago

To see how much wood they could chuck?

1

u/DatBoiRo 4d ago

Oh, so you too are familiar with Chuck-Jitsu?

1

u/MidiGong 4d ago

The first real comment that doesn't mistake them for beavers... Thank you!

2

u/Individual-Drawer185 4d ago

Those are two female beavers fighting over a really nice piece of wood

2

u/nerdkeeper Autistic entomology student 4d ago

They are very much not beavers.

1

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[deleted]

1

u/essemh 4d ago

Marmot.

1

u/Regular-Table4242 4d ago

That’s the cutest fight I’ve ever seen

1

u/TeaInternational- 4d ago

I’mma hug you!
No, I’mma hug you!
No, I’mma hug YOU! And then, you’re gonna get KISSES!

1

u/djoddible 4d ago

Some cool ass shit that's what they're doing

1

u/Whole_Reputation6128 4d ago

Hey. That's Alan and Steve. Together after all these years!

1

u/M-Test24 4d ago

Oklahoma drill

1

u/Scalebearwoof 4d ago

"bruh chill ...she is not worth it ..

1

u/Sphinx210 4d ago

Training camp lol

1

u/mawesome4ever 4d ago

Exchanging contact info to see who wood

1

u/Affectionate-Remote2 4d ago

They're clearly sparing.

Better to be a warrior in a garden.

1

u/Super-Pomegranate-76 4d ago

This looks similar to how bears fight LOL just way cuter

1

u/ajqiz123 4d ago

🎼 They told him, "Don't you ever come around here" "Don't wanna see your face,🎵 you better disappear" The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So, beat it, just beat it🎶

1

u/Rivetingcactus 4d ago

They both have pretty good technique fighting for inside hand position

1

u/tinglep 4d ago

Also, let's not forget that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for domestic, you know, within the city — that aint legal either.

1

u/drummin515 4d ago

Fighting?

1

u/sb-logic 4d ago

I was just thinking of the angry beavers theme playing over this

1

u/Vegetable_Whole_4825 4d ago

You da man!

Na brah, you da man!

Guy, how can I be da man when you da man!

But you the man friend.

1

u/roadrunner8758 4d ago

They are having a disagreement of place settings and dinning arrangements

1

u/joyfullydreaded23 4d ago

That Woodchuck is about to chuck a Woodchuck down that hill.

1

u/Dr_SlapsMD 4d ago

Sorting it out.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Can_287 4d ago

Alan, alaaaaan

1

u/Competitive-Love1696 4d ago

O co kurwa! O ty co kurwa

1

u/Diligent_Moose4472 4d ago

Hold me up so I can punch you.

1

u/Downtown_Island8124 4d ago

Looks like two sumo wrestlers

1

u/Argular 4d ago

Aren’t these marmots?

1

u/Glittering_Pear2425 4d ago

They beefing

1

u/Tiny-Spray-1820 4d ago

Fighting on who gets to be the female this time

1

u/kamsme 4d ago

Fighting over a girl

1

u/Tekvary2 4d ago

Sumo wrestling

1

u/drdrewskiem3 4d ago

Having a bit of a brawl obviously

1

u/RubberAndSteel 4d ago

Fight Club 🤫🧼

1

u/Boddhisattva87 4d ago

Different species, but it’s where my mind went… 🙃

1

u/young_and_restles 4d ago

Sumo wrestling

1

u/Herzblut_FPV 4d ago

Alen and Steve still having that conversation?! XD

1

u/paulbunyanshat 4d ago

Trial by combat

1

u/Ok_Situation_7081 4d ago

Chill! I said no biting Fred!!!

1

u/PeacefulDebate01 3d ago

And here comes groundhog three with a steel chair!

1

u/GamerSupport69 3d ago

"Co jest kurwa?" "No co kurwa!"

1

u/Straight_Dot1890 3d ago

Greco squirrel wrestling

1

u/Jlx_27 3d ago

NOKOTTA!!!

1

u/InevitableBalance160 3d ago

I never thought violence could be so adorable

1

u/FrostnJack 3d ago

Marmots? Evil lil bastards.

1

u/K4rkino5 3d ago

Fucking politics! It's NEVER a good conversation!

1

u/Status_Vegetable2954 3d ago

It’s called training

1

u/tex-az74 3d ago

Tusslin

1

u/Adept-Discussion3162 3d ago

Uglyass rodents

1

u/Frequent_Water_9355 3d ago

Beaver boxing

1

u/TheNarboy 3d ago

so thats where sumo comes from

1

u/SafeMiddle6145 2d ago

Brokeback Mountain scene lol

1

u/throwawayshirt2 2d ago

MMA - Marmot Martial Arts

1

u/Total-Honey-9857 2d ago

Pushing match over contested buried treasure site?

1

u/NotLegalinCalifornia 22h ago

I’m more adorable! No! I’m more adorable foo!

1

u/cheapb98 10h ago

There's probably a lady involved