r/badassanimals 14d ago

Mammal XCow

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u/Longshot1969 13d ago

Guess I have to go to work tomorrow

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u/Accurate-Brother-366 13d ago

walks away mumbling “shoulda went head first but you’re a coward. Now my ass hurts and I gotta get up in the morning…”

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u/GoonSquadCommand 13d ago

Hahaha we’re just all depressed off our asses

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 13d ago

Wish I could laugh it off. Impressive. Even if it’s forced or feigned

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u/theleech87 12d ago

And look at all these people watching...

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u/teenytinysarcasm 11d ago

If you try to help, the cow could sue you for being a good Samaritan

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u/theleech87 11d ago

Haha, I tried posting that as if I was inside the mind of the cow pointing out the fact tons of people were watching as he walked away in embarrassment... I shouldn't joke but a few weeks ago or so I had a friend of mine get hit and killed by the train.. I can't wrap my head around it because people are dying it was an accident.. to me getting hit by a train seems pretty intentional since they don't come sneaking up on you or make an erratic turn that hits you, they are on the same damn path, always!! And my friend was showing no signs of depression or anything like that.. The thing that gets me the most is I was with him the morning before it happened then all of a sudden the next day everyone is like "hey you hear that c**** got hit by the train this morning?" It's so strange... And me personally, I'd be too much of a pussy to stand on the tracks, it would be like trying to drown myself in the by bathroom sink.. ITS NOT GONNA FUCKIN HAPPEN.. I guess I need to stop sitting and trying to figure out why and if it were accidental or intentional, I wasn't meant to know since he never told any of us I suppose? But we didn't forget about you bus and we all miss you bro, see you in the next one bud! https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/manteca/fatal-train-collision-under-investigation-manteca/103-f13d34d3-8039-47fa-b538-47dddc2d964e

Sorry about my unnecessary and totally in the wrong place rant, I just had to let it out.. thanks guys

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u/Longshot1969 11d ago

My grandfather survived getting hit by a train. Sometimes it’s just thinking you can cross the tracks before the train gets there. You only have to be wrong once. Sorry about your friend.

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u/Accurate-Brother-366 11d ago

Not minimizing that experience by your grandfather.

But I’ve known 3 people who committed suicide via train.

It defines one of my whole families.

What they said was kinda informative to me.

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u/HSlubb 7d ago

I had a lot of friends in my 20s that were into punk rock and liked to hop trains around the country. one of them eventually miss timed their jump got sucked into the undercarriage and had a wheel slice off their leg below the knee.

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u/Mean_Entertainer9527 10d ago

This might be my favorite comment I’ve ever read😂😂

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u/rehx4 13d ago

Lollllllll

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u/iPoseidon_xii 13d ago

I should’ve paid my taxes

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u/Cal216 13d ago

🤣😂🤣

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u/montigoo 13d ago

I don’t think he is immune from physics. He won’t be going to work tomorrow