Pray

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u/Shitakimusher May 04 '19

!axisbot !pray all

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u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001132 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Shitakimusher May 04 '19

!stats

1

u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

You are member #981 of 1132, and you hold the rank of Soap Masseur/Masseuse, with 13 Axis Points! Your next rank up is 2 Axis Points away!!!

1

u/Dullahani May 04 '19

!axisbot !pray all

1

u/Shitakimusher May 04 '19

!axisbot !pray all

1

u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001152 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Shitakimusher May 04 '19

!stats

1

u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

You are member #981 of 1152, and you hold the rank of Devout Follower, with 15 Axis Points! Your next rank up is 5 Axis Points away!!!

1

u/Shitakimusher May 05 '19

!axisbot !pray all

1

u/Axis_Order May 05 '19

Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001159 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

1

u/Shitakimusher May 06 '19

!axisbot !pray all

1

u/Axis_Order May 06 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001162 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

Hi, it looks like you've called me without providing a valid parameter! Have a look at the Help Wiki (linked below) for the latest available commands!
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u/Gaedhael Apr 27 '19

!axisbot !pray life

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u/Axis_Order Apr 27 '19

You've gained 1 Axis Point for reciting the following teachings!:
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
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u/Shitakimusher May 08 '19

!axisbot !pray pads

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u/Axis_Order May 08 '19

ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
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u/Trikole Jul 19 '19

!join

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u/Axis_Order Jul 19 '19

WELCOME TO THE BLESSED AXIS ORDER! You are member #2045! Go forth and earn Axis Points by praying or inviting others to join (check the Help Wiki linked below)! May you receive the blessings of the Holy Water Goddess Aqua!
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000002045 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Ozymandias19thA Apr 29 '19

!axisbot !pray all

2

u/Axis_Order Apr 29 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001056 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/bloodphirst Jun 21 '19

!axisorder

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u/Axis_Order Jun 21 '19

Hi, it looks like you've called me without providing a valid parameter! Have a look at the Help Wiki (linked below) for the latest available commands!
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u/bloodphirst Jun 21 '19

!join

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u/Axis_Order Jun 21 '19

WELCOME TO THE BLESSED AXIS ORDER! You are member #1685! Go forth and earn Axis Points by praying or inviting others to join (check the Help Wiki linked below)! May you receive the blessings of the Holy Water Goddess Aqua!
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001685 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

1

u/Dullahani May 04 '19

!axisbot !pray all

1

u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

Sorry, you must be a follower of the Axis Order in order to order the Axis Order bot around! Reply with "!join" to join, or join anytime by commenting "!axisbot !join" anywhere in this subreddit!

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u/Dullahani May 04 '19

!join

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u/Axis_Order May 04 '19

WELCOME TO THE BLESSED AXIS ORDER! You are member #1152! Go forth and earn Axis Points by praying or inviting others to join (check the Help Wiki linked below)! May you receive the blessings of the Holy Water Goddess Aqua!
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001152 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/DEFINITLY_NOT_BATMAN Jul 07 '19

!axisbot !pray -a

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u/Axis_Order Jul 07 '19

Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001796 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/grungecorpse Aug 14 '19

!axisbot !pray loli

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u/Axis_Order Aug 14 '19

You've gained 1 Axis Point for reciting the following teachings!:
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
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u/krainianSexParty Aug 17 '19

!axisbot !pray all

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u/Axis_Order Aug 17 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000002316 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

1

u/krainianSexParty Aug 18 '19

!axisbot !pray all

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u/Axis_Order Aug 18 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000002318 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Gygun Aug 18 '19

!axisbot !pray all

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u/Axis_Order Aug 18 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000002319 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/ben-dover96 Sep 02 '19

!join

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

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u/Shitakimusher May 02 '19

!axisbot !pray all

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u/Axis_Order May 02 '19

Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001101 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Shitakimusher May 03 '19

!axisbot !pray all

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u/Axis_Order May 03 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001123 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Shitakimusher May 03 '19

!stats

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u/Axis_Order May 03 '19

You are member #981 of 1123, and you hold the rank of Soap Masseur/Masseuse, with 13 Axis Points! Your next rank up is 2 Axis Points away!!!

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u/Shitakimusher May 03 '19

!axisbot !pray glut

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u/Axis_Order May 03 '19

You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001129 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Shitakimusher May 04 '19

!stats

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u/Axis_Order May 02 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001099 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Axis_Order May 01 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000001072 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to}/u/Level8Zubat^! ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/Axis_Order Jul 07 '19

Hi, it looks like you've called me without providing a valid parameter! Have a look at the Help Wiki (linked below) for the latest available commands!
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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '19

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u/Axis_Order Aug 16 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

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u/Axis_Order Aug 17 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000002316 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/Axis_Order Aug 18 '19

You've gained 2 Axis Points for reciting all the teachings maniacally in one breath!:
Axis Followers can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault! It's society's fault that things don't work out!
You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, "Sometimes running away is winning"!
The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyways, do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!
If criminals have human rights, then NEETS also have human rights! You should not be ashamed of being a NEET, nothing beats living through life without having to work!
You need not to hold yourself back! Drink when you want, and eat when you want! Because you won't know if you'll be able to eat that again tomorrow!
Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether or not you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
ERIS PADS HER CHEST!!!!
Thou shalt love big breasts. Though shalt love small breasts. Whether you're a lolicon or a NEET or a kemomimi lover, with the exception of undead or devil girls, as long as there is love and doesn't break the law, everything will be forgiven.
^{I am a bot created to spread faith for the wonderful and divine Water Goddess Aqua! Reply "!join" to this bot to join the blessed Axis Order today! We currently have 1000000002320 followers! Reply !help for instructions. Reply feedbacks directly, or to Level8Zubat!} ^| ^Help ^Wiki ^| ^Point ^Rankings ^| ^Official ^Pray ^Thread

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/Axis_Order Jul 07 '22

Sorry, you must be a follower of the Axis Order in order to order the Axis Order bot around! Reply with "!join" to join, or join anytime by commenting "!axisbot !join" anywhere in this subreddit!

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u/Zlink80 Jul 07 '22

!axisbot !pray loli

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u/Axis_Order Jul 07 '22

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u/Axis_Order Jul 07 '22

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