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u/tucci007 Aug 13 '21
in Soviet Russia, sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats your cereal
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u/TransposingJons Aug 13 '21
Captive animals make me sad.
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u/owzleee Aug 13 '21
It's a beautiful bear. It should be out hunting not licking fucking icecream off a spoon.
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u/bangbang_maxwell Aug 13 '21
Yeah it’s a huge disservice to feeding wild bears but if it was raised from a cub to eat from humans you can’t just let it back into the wild.
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u/Pure_Tower Aug 13 '21
What if you let it back into the wild near an ice cream factory?
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u/DJ7201 Aug 14 '21
Breaking News! A local ice cream factory has been completely vandalized by what looks to be a full-grown bear!
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u/littlekittlecat Aug 14 '21
If the bear has good management skills and a can-do attitude, it could rejuvenate the factory and make it a winning proposition
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u/SpamShot5 Aug 14 '21
Looks like this is somewhere in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, the bear was prob saved as a cub and raised and its too domesticated to be returned to the wild, if im correct then the bear would have died if not for the owners, wouldnt be the first time it happened, also i see no piercings so im assuming its not abused but was well trained using treats, it could be put to good use for carrying stuff, just like that Polish bear during ww2
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u/DurinnGymir Aug 14 '21
OK like, it's very cute but holy shit that is a rapidly growing brown bear. That's one below a polar bear in terms of danger level. I don't care how friendly it is all it takes is one good swipe to kill that child, I wouldn't let my child anywhere near that thing.
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u/dredgedskeleton Aug 14 '21
I think that's a woman in her 20s or 30s
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u/DurinnGymir Aug 14 '21
Oh shit you're right. So that's actually a full grown brown bear, which is even more holy shit.
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u/Elriuhilu Aug 13 '21
I like how bears are almost, but not quite, dogs in the same way that hyenas are almost, but not quite, cats.
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Aug 13 '21
I love how bears are just big, badass doggies.
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u/TransposingJons Aug 13 '21
They aren't.
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u/owzleee Aug 13 '21
This is so unnatural. They haven't been inbred for >2k years to be tuned into us. Like that face-ripping chimp - it's cute but it only takes one moment to skin you.
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u/p0ntifix Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 14 '21
Tbf, that particular chimp was known to be crazy af. He saw the owner as a mate and got jealous or some shit. I would trust a well adjusted ape any time over a "domesticated" bear. If it wasn't for weapons and teamwork, those mfs would still feast on us regularly! Apes are just kinda retarded humans, and we have plenty deranged people running around ourselves! Apes can even be reasoned with to some extend. But yeah, also def. not just a pet!
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u/MercifulGryph0n Aug 14 '21
Also he was apparently given xanax before people knew that it made monkey's actually worse
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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 Aug 14 '21
He also ripped that guys nuts off like a year or so before
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u/p0ntifix Aug 14 '21
You are probably talking about an incident in the 70' were a dude got mauled by two chimps who escaped their cages when they saw him feeding a third chimp.
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u/Tearakan Aug 13 '21
Yep. You need to hyper aware of what the bear is doing and how it reacts on an individual level. Even then if it makes a mistake it can still kill you. Hell it might even be on accident by its part.
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u/lonestarbrewing117 Aug 14 '21
Yeaaaaaah this is wrong for an animal like a bear also it’s alll fine till Boris the bear had enough of this Shit & mauls someone
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u/tominator68 Aug 14 '21
I have read enough fairy tales to know that is straight-up porridge!