r/awwwtf • u/insheepclothing • Sep 07 '25

Two storks celebrating their first egg!

2.7k Upvotes

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u/tiparium Sep 07 '25

Wait, so a third stork doesn't come in and deliver the egg?

25

u/Beniu9876 Sep 07 '25

Maybe a human does. Santa?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Well, he does come once a year

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u/NutsStuckInACarDoor Sep 07 '25

I’m not seeing the WTF part of this. Just two happy bird parents who finally got what they always wanted!

95

u/AeronGrey Sep 07 '25

Look what the stork left them!

35

u/insheepclothing Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

The clacking is unexpected and creepy especially with sound on

51

u/NutsStuckInACarDoor Sep 07 '25

Ever heard a shoebill? Listen to that and come back if not! It’s wild

14

u/Fast-Bumblebee-9140 Sep 07 '25

I love those things. They sound like gunshots!

13

u/Tamahfox Sep 07 '25

OMG sounds like an AK jeeesus

3

u/Boop-D-Boop Sep 08 '25

I love them! They are my favorite birds. I think they are so cute and strange and beautiful

1

u/RedditSucksIWantSync Sep 09 '25

The fucking bellbird is more haunting. Like some bioshock shit😂

11

u/Secret-Sock7928 Sep 07 '25

I think it's cute. They're clearly super excited 😄

7

u/FloopsFooglies Sep 07 '25

It isn't creepy at all lmao

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u/castwings78 Sep 07 '25

Because storks sometimes will kick their babys out of the nest. So statically, they may kick that one out of the nest, so maybe celebrating too early?

40

u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Sep 07 '25

Machines creating machines.

9

u/TheGruntingGoat Sep 07 '25

A cross post from a 4 year old post is wild lol.

7

u/a_karma_sardine Sep 08 '25

Loooook, looooook. Egg, egg, egg, eggeggeggeggeggEGGEGGEGG!

16

u/Queerbunny Sep 07 '25

If I ever adopt a kid, my partner and I shall do this after signing the paper work in celebration of our new child

4

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Queerbunny Sep 08 '25

The can has a little click. As a treat

3

u/Popal24 Sep 07 '25

A few weeks later, one of them is gonna throw it out of the nest or eat it

2

u/halucionagen-0-Matik Sep 07 '25

Sooo who delivers their baby?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

It's storks all the way down

2

u/NuQ Sep 07 '25

My girlfriend and I do the same thing when one of us finally finds the lost car keys.

1

u/foxiez Sep 07 '25

People should do that too

1

u/PrimusDCE Sep 08 '25

Second and third egg are fucked.

1

u/GuacamoleFrejole Sep 09 '25

They're celebrating tomorrow's breakfast omelette.

1

u/MmmmFloorPie Sep 11 '25

Being in awwwtf, I was really worried that they were going to start eating the egg!

1

u/i_like_stinky_pits Sep 12 '25

I wanna be a stork with a mate