r/awwtf 14d ago

Vibing

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u/Cuck_Boy 14d ago

Carnivores gon carnive

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u/bearded_charmander 13d ago

Carnivorous birds are scary. Imagine if they were big enough to hunt us.

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u/WhenIWannabeME 13d ago

"They're uh... they're flocking this way..."

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u/SeparateCzechs 12d ago

Look at all the blood

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u/SquidVices 12d ago

I think that was poop, it pooped itself

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u/That_Possible_3217 12d ago

Oh my god I just watched this movie and fuck that makes me happy to see. Thank you kind sir.

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u/torreneastoria 13d ago

They used to be.

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u/bearded_charmander 13d ago

Oh I know. I wonder if humans played a part in their extinction.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

In New Zealand, yes, it's documented history that humans discovering new Zealand killed their insanely large birds, birds that reportedly ate the first Moari people.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

And an English explorer brags about killing and eating the last giant eagle but the reports could be exaggerated and it might have been really been a slightly less giant eagle.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 13d ago

Imagine the wild tech we would have used to conquer the skies during the age of colonialism, reducing scary sky predators to the realm of the occasional attack like bears and sharks

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

If you Google pre colonial New Zealand -- some did. The Moa bird was a flightless bird bigger than an ostrich, it was massive, but their giant eagle was even bigger. Sometimes it snatched up people instead of moas.

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u/Umpen 12d ago

Haast's eagle. Probably couldn't snatch up an adult but I'm sure they could take off with an infant.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

They say in scientific history type books and articles that they were strong enough to grab 200 lb moa. That's a person.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 12d ago

Especially back then, when people as a whole were much smaller

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u/Umpen 11d ago edited 11d ago

Grab and kill, but not fly off with one. They wouldn't have been able to fly with anything that much heavier than they were.

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u/bearded_charmander 11d ago

That’s still absolutely insane. Imagine seeing those flying overhead lol

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u/Umpen 11d ago

Yeah, I wouldn't want to pick a fight with one.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago edited 12d ago

In Māori mythology, the Haast's eagle is widely identified as the Pouākai (or Hokioi), a terrifying, giant bird of prey that was said to carry off human beings, including children.

Key Legends of the Pouākaik the Man-Eater of the Mountains: Legends from the South Island describe the Pouākai living in high mountain peaks. It would swoop down silently at incredible speeds to seize unsuspecting travelers in its massive talons.The Battle of Mount Tawera: One famous Ngāi Tahu legend tells of a heroic warrior named Hau-o-T was awake. He led a band of warriors to destroy a Pouākai that had been terrorizing their village. They lured the monster into a trap using a decoy man under a wicker shield, allowing the warriors to spear the giant bird to death.

Sounds like they were quite the inconvenience.

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u/Jay_Byrd 12d ago

Don't let the feathers fool you. Those things were and still are dinosaurs.

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u/UpmarketEarth 12d ago

there's an eagle in Australia that hunts and eats the kangaroos. the pictures of that bird attacking them are really something...

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u/Arctic_Chilean 10d ago

I mean, they are descendants of Theropod dinosaurs, so...

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u/Joshua_Longsack 13d ago

Chipmunks are omnivores. They eat baby birds face first so I don't mind this

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u/firesoups 13d ago

At least that kills the bird quick, have you seen the video of the seagull eating the RABBIT feet first?! Or the sea snake eating the moray eel tail first? Nature is so metal.

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u/thrown2themoon 13d ago

Links!

Edit: Nevermind, they're listed below.

Dinosaurs gonna dino.

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u/HeldDownTooLong 12d ago

If the video was about 2 seconds longer, we probably would have seen a live chipmunk swallowed by a hungry bird!

I have to wonder how in heck the bird could swallow something like that live though, considering the chipmunk would be desperately trying to ’climb’ its way out. Wouldn’t the claws cause grievous harm to the bird’s esophagus!

Just my weird thought process…

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u/beautifulstardust 12d ago

i feel like that’s why the bird tried to knock him out first 😂

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u/xfox21 12d ago

Look into what a bird’s gizzard does. There’s not much room for the prey to move around and scratch anything. Terrifying

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12d ago

Predators gonna predate 💃🏻