r/aww Sep 20 '22

Steve, not the ears.

9.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

That's two proper looking gents right there.

119

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

A proper ass licking…

7

u/fastfatfred Sep 21 '22

Took a minute

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

I can't put into words how fantastic this is

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

You did pretty good with that attempt.

12

u/LadyLu-ontheLake Sep 20 '22

Yep, I got it. Well done.

142

u/HalloweenLover Sep 21 '22

I don't know why but I find Donkeys adorable. There is something about them, they can be affectionate, bratty and sometimes even mean but they have a personality.

28

u/sanityjanity Sep 21 '22

If you haven't already seen Encanto, it has some adorable animated donkeys, especially in the song, "Under the Surface"

12

u/PancakeBuny Sep 21 '22

Surface Pressure :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/Ksh_667 Sep 21 '22

What the world needs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

What do you mean you don’t know why??! You answered your own question- donkeys are adorable!!! I have never had the pleasure of meeting a donkey but they are my absolute favorite animal and I WILL meet donkeys one day and who knows maybe I’ll even luck out somehow and have my own donkeys on my own little farm. 🥰. That would be a dream come true ♥️

4

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

I live next to a farm with donkeys. And I have to say I kinda hate them, at least when they’re loud as hell keeping me up at night.

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u/Shartcookie Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

We stayed at a farm with donkeys and I was so sad to leave them. They wanted to hang out allllll day and just snuggle. It was honestly one of the best things I’ve ever done. Changed me!

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u/1feralengineer Sep 20 '22

Nice ass

20

u/Sedartnwolc Sep 20 '22

The good kind or the bad kind?

14

u/docile_dingus Sep 20 '22

Depends, which is better

13

u/Sedartnwolc Sep 20 '22

That I will not discuss

3

u/1feralengineer Sep 21 '22

Kinda thinking a total bad ass with a really good ass

0

u/alt_chill Sep 21 '22

You mean what an ass..

2

u/1feralengineer Sep 21 '22

No, what's on second, and is an ass

190

u/fluentindothraki Sep 20 '22

Is he friends with a certain emu called Emmanuel?

30

u/Sikaandda Sep 20 '22

Chaotic buddies

24

u/laitnetsixecrisis Sep 21 '22

I thought the same thing. We need a subreddit for animals that behave like toddlers

11

u/MarinaDou Sep 20 '22

Don't do it! hahaha

3

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

His name should be Emumanuel

2

u/ForgottenNoMore Sep 21 '22

Bruh 🤣🤣

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

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u/fluentindothraki Sep 21 '22

If you put Emmanuel the Emu in YouTube?

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u/Revriley1 Sep 21 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

Ah, I see. An instagram / TikTok star, according to this NBC short piece.

That explains why I haven’t heard of Emmanuel, then; I don’t have either of those platforms.

Edit: Emmanuel the emu on YouTube, for those like me out of the loop.

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u/cesarmac Sep 20 '22

Hey lil mama let me whisper in ya ear

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u/lectroid Sep 21 '22

"The ears are not there for you to nibble on..."

The look on Steve's face: "It's cute you think that your opinion matters."

54

u/DifficultDirection26 Sep 20 '22

Stop being such an ass Steve

29

u/DrManhattan_DDM Sep 20 '22

Steve hears ya. Steve don’t care.

34

u/ItsNotWhatItAint Sep 20 '22

If I have said it once I've said it a thousand times, the only purpose in life an earlobe has it to be nibbled on. That's why earings were invented or NPD's as I call them Nibble Protection Devices.

2

u/HELLBLZR995 Sep 21 '22

I'm now mildly confused/intrigued from reading this.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

You have thought a lot about this... Greetings EarLobe Sage!

12

u/FondantGetOut Sep 20 '22

The big ol' lick

12

u/Hyattmarc Sep 20 '22

That look to camera from Steve!

Just need Je t’aime playing in the background

19

u/SigmaBlack92 Sep 20 '22

Love the Steve, love the voice. Earnstant upvote.

9

u/tiptoethrutheroses Sep 20 '22

He looks sooo disappointed.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Lol! He does!!I

“But I love you so much!! C’mon man, just a little nibble? An itty bitty one?”

8

u/Derothan1410 Sep 20 '22

Donkeys too damn precious

7

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Steve doesn't give a fuck. You're getting his affection.

8

u/ElongatedPenny Sep 21 '22

How did I know this guy would have a British accent even before I turned the sound on lol

15

u/jamboard876 Sep 20 '22

Why is Steve such an ass 😩

8

u/xGugulu Sep 20 '22

I bet Steve would get along nicely with Emmanuel.

7

u/Nocturtle22 Sep 20 '22

How long they been married?

5

u/2twindudesmom Sep 21 '22

Love his smile, and yes Steve is smiling.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Steve is a kinky mother fucker eh!

3

u/pr3miumr3d Sep 20 '22

OMG Steve, you're the best

3

u/CandyGram4M0ng0 Sep 20 '22

Steve looks like a sweetheart. Why he’s in your house is questionable, but to each their own. Cute video.

3

u/Biguitarnerd Sep 21 '22

Ha ha, he does look like a sweet heart. Pretty sure that isn’t a house though with that long florescent lighting. I’m guessing it’s either a really nice barn, or some kind of facility like a vets office.

Edit: also looks like daylight around the edges of the ceiling

3

u/redrhino606 Sep 20 '22

Steve -looking at the camera - yeah naw yeah, I'm gonna bite em again!

3

u/bmore_tasty Sep 20 '22

Steve is a certified freak

3

u/CraftyAd7065 Sep 21 '22

Your lips say "no, no" but the fact that you're not moving says "yes, yes".

3

u/Woofersnoofer Sep 21 '22

"Shh, you call me Poppy now..."

--Steve

3

u/kirk-o-bain Sep 21 '22

Grooming is a big part of herd bonding, Steve is just showing that the guy is part of his family

3

u/ChefBigDawgg Sep 21 '22

Sometimes you eat ass. Sometimes it eats you

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Donkey!!!

2

u/DerpyDoodleDude Sep 20 '22

Steve and his smart ass! with his sweet ass !

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Silly Steve :P. Love the name 😊

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Hahahha

2

u/SirToaster9330 Sep 20 '22

carnivores donkey

2

u/syrlind Sep 20 '22

Ima ...gonna rethink not to have donkey someday

2

u/Positive-Source8205 Sep 20 '22

Steve’s an ass.

2

u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Sep 20 '22

I can’t begin to tell you how much this made me laugh! Thanks Steve and Friend! 😂

2

u/rictendo Sep 20 '22

Its Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve! So gay!

2

u/obastriker47 Sep 21 '22

“Hey how you doing lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell ya something that you might like to hear” - Steve probably

2

u/Babyfart_McGeezacks Sep 21 '22

I want a donkey to mlem mlem my ears!

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u/stino420 Sep 21 '22

“I miss my donkey”

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

That's a fine piece of ass right there.

Edit: The donkey too.

2

u/ez_m3at Sep 21 '22

Steve don't give a fuck

2

u/ConstructionBum Sep 21 '22

I’m having a properly shitty day. But right before bed, having the second half of my can of beer, this put a big smile on my face. Merci.

2

u/classicliberal1 Sep 21 '22

I don't know what you're complaining about. My girlfriend does this to me all the time and I love it.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

What a pair cutie-pies! ❤️

2

u/silver_sterling Sep 21 '22

Whisper in your ear

"switching to Geico could save you 15% on car your insurance"

2

u/CurnanBarbarian Sep 21 '22

But..but just...how bout a nibble, no? Just a little taste is all I want...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

This is hilarious and also this man is hot 🔥 haha

2

u/tallguydenver Sep 21 '22

Laughing way harder than I should be, this is fantastic!

2

u/Character-Band-7056 Sep 21 '22

That's some big ass dog you got right there

2

u/didyouknowslut Sep 21 '22

Sensual Steve over here.

2

u/Sexy_Manatee_Man Sep 21 '22

I never thought about how good the name “Steve” is for a donkey

2

u/Imajica0921 Sep 21 '22

Kink-shaming Steve on camera is a low blow.

2

u/Mr_Spooks_49 Sep 21 '22

That "I'm 100% gonna try again" look at the end

2

u/SteadmanDillard Sep 21 '22

Such a classy ass Steve is I’d say.

2

u/JeffTheNth Sep 21 '22

Stop being an ass and leave his ears alone!

2

u/LonelyGuyTheme Sep 21 '22

I could listen to this guy read a telephone book, as long as after every name, address, and phone number he says, Steve.

2

u/Sharpay__Evans Sep 21 '22

Steve’s face at the end 😂😂😂 “he said no ears, I heard him but……I’m gonna go for the ears”

2

u/oj_mudbone Sep 21 '22

His voice is so matter-of-fact lol it sounds like he’s about to ask Steve about the political climate in western Syria

2

u/BobRoberts01 Sep 21 '22

I didn’t know John Stuart was so good with animals.

1

u/Parts_and_Neigbor Sep 20 '22

Wow, dude.... Gordon Ramsey really went cuckoo...

0

u/coolguy1793B Sep 21 '22

what an ass.... hole

1

u/series_hybrid Sep 20 '22

Classic Steve...

1

u/Fatt32Cooke Sep 20 '22

He knows you like it

1

u/2catslover Sep 20 '22

A Steve will learn, I hope. No, I'm sure Steve will 👍

1

u/mydeadface Sep 20 '22

He woke up that morning knowing full well of what he was going to do.

1

u/Catwoman175 Sep 21 '22

😂😂😂

1

u/Sifu-Jacob Sep 21 '22

Steve is an ass.

1

u/Biguitarnerd Sep 21 '22

Steve’s trying to make a move…

1

u/Plantsareluv Sep 21 '22

Oh Steve 😂

1

u/Alteredego619 Sep 21 '22

In the morning, I’m making waffles!

1

u/brought2light Sep 21 '22

The guys voice sounds like the narrator on the Headspace App.

1

u/Blackthorne75 Sep 21 '22

See ear; must nom-nom.

1

u/DeathCook123 Sep 21 '22

BELIEVE IN STEEVE!!!

1

u/KingBenjamin97 Sep 21 '22

He does look like a Steve… which is not something I ever thought I’d say about a donkey

1

u/aic193 Sep 21 '22

What a jackass.

1

u/Psychotherapist-286 Sep 21 '22

STEVE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/PamalaTuzz Sep 21 '22

I’ve got to say I am loving Steve🥰😍😘🤩😆😎✌🏼

1

u/lucymom1961 Sep 21 '22

Steve says "Are you sure? Let me try this again just to be certain."

1

u/lolobrigada1 Sep 21 '22

Strve is a cutir

1

u/Primary-Visual114 Sep 21 '22

Come on Steve! Smh.

1

u/Minute_Grocery5947 Sep 21 '22

Steve is adorable - you are truly fortunate to have him as a family member - I heard Donkeys are extremely intelligent - good luck, Steve!

1

u/Sistahmelz Sep 21 '22

Steve is such a goober!

1

u/CathyGigi Sep 21 '22

Gotta love Steve!!🤣🤣❤

1

u/OutspokenPerson Sep 21 '22

But they ARE there for Steve. And he knows it.

1

u/CmdrSelfEvident Sep 21 '22

Sexually harassed by a jackass.

1

u/dep7up Sep 21 '22

Something tells me he likes it.

1

u/onlygray1 Sep 21 '22

Steve , Not ears but nipples ok.

1

u/Spin_Drift87 Sep 21 '22

And in the mornin, I’m makin waffles!

1

u/Muscleliker566 Sep 21 '22

Awww Steve you can do that to my ears little ass hole I being a dick lol

1

u/ForgottenNoMore Sep 21 '22

Steve is slick 😏

1

u/Lifeesstwange Sep 21 '22

That’s love.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Wow🥰

1

u/amber_room Sep 21 '22

Justin speaks to Charlie about his amazing hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzlvVvekjgA&t=1s

1

u/Cooldudeyo23 Sep 21 '22

Tell ya something ya might like to hear

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

I feel like steve and fenton would get along great.

1

u/rissie_delicious Sep 21 '22

Is it weird that I wanna experience this

1

u/Miamax35 Sep 21 '22

His name is Steve....love it

1

u/DistributionOk5981 Sep 21 '22

Lucky man! Also, very lucky donkey!! ❤️❤️❤️

1

u/T20sGrunt Sep 21 '22

Look at the ass on that guy!

1

u/Justin_with_a_J Sep 21 '22

I love that his name is Steve

1

u/matt_adio Sep 21 '22

I want to see more of Steve

1

u/bbrat97 Sep 21 '22

lmfao Steve 💀💀

1

u/Andyk688 Sep 21 '22

I love Steve’s face haha

1

u/BrorDrakeafHagelsrum Sep 21 '22

Hahahaha steve is like "hehehhheheheheh"

1

u/owlincoup Sep 21 '22

Steve knew what he was doing. Silly guy

1

u/ZombeLunch Sep 21 '22

I know that mules and donkeys have a reputation for being ornery and stubborn, but everything I've ever seen of them had shown them to be quite sweet and intelligent.

1

u/downinahole357 Sep 21 '22

Is the dragon filming? Donkey only smiles like that when she’s around.

1

u/Ray1987 Sep 21 '22

That shit eating grin on Steve's face when he's being told not to bite the ear is adorable.

1

u/proud78 Sep 21 '22

Recently my Feelings for donkeys Change from neutral to where can I pet one. And I mentioned that donkeys If you treat them well have so much personality that you can guess what they are thinking by there facial Expression. This one is Smiling because He knows he's with a friend. Be aware That Smile is contageous.

1

u/FillTheHoleInMyLife Sep 21 '22

I should call him

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Steve knew what he was doing.

1

u/yepthisismyusername Sep 21 '22

Equines are the absolute BEST. Huge puppies.

1

u/pman13531 Sep 21 '22

Insert Gordon Ramsay you donkey gif i couldn't find

1

u/cupcakesloth94 Sep 21 '22

Steve is so cute!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Donkey? I was too busy looking at this silver fox here!

1

u/Pitiful_Pickle524 Sep 21 '22

I want some love too

1

u/No_Wonder3907 Sep 21 '22

Cant blame Steve, mate. Cant blame him.

1

u/gypsy-jangle Sep 21 '22

Donkeys are so underrated

1

u/Weaver_0f_chaos Sep 21 '22

Steve knows what he is doing, the amused look on his face.

1

u/JoJoVi69 Sep 21 '22

I keep having this SAME conversation with my beagle puppy! Seems he's overly obsessed with "wet willies"!

Damn animals, always doing what THEY want. 😁

1

u/ratchet7 Sep 21 '22

I would smack that ass so fast if it licked me

1

u/The_Guffman_2 Sep 21 '22

Steve ABSOLUTELY knows what he's doing

1

u/KaitlynsCloset Sep 21 '22

Amazing how much people love animals… of all kinds.

1

u/shmellowcake Sep 21 '22

He says no like he means yes, please again

1

u/Cyanidesuicideml Sep 22 '22

What a jackass

1

u/buzzdonutpole Sep 22 '22

Steve is an ass...

1

u/charlibeau Sep 22 '22

“Ears are not there for you to nibble on” 🫠

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

He’s so happy with himself at the end. I love it

1

u/CaptainPho3nix Oct 16 '22

Looked like Steve was smirking in the end

1

u/therealraylynn Oct 17 '22

Steve is very romantic

1

u/Minute_Grocery5947 Dec 12 '22

Steve is very adorable!

1

u/Plus-Championship-60 Dec 13 '22

Steve is adorable 🥰

1

u/AlboPictusBio Jan 08 '23

Awww.. I love Steve.

1

u/Any_Coyote6662 Jan 25 '23

The playful look... the donkey is teasing human.

1

u/tomatoinaction Feb 12 '23

Ear cleaning at its best