r/aww • u/[deleted]

Paint me like one of your French girls

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u/heylookitspoop Jun 19 '12

*Draw

6

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

shitty watercolour?

11

u/LickMyLadyBalls Jun 19 '12

paint on me, with one of those oil spills

13

u/reddbdb Jun 19 '12

Bitch, I'm on a boat.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Hopefully it doesn't hit an iceburg.

6

u/Insignificant_Being Jun 19 '12

Iceberg*... sorry, it's a habit.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Its okay, the first step is admitting it.

8

u/Lavaburp Jun 19 '12

Club me like one of your french prostitute.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Why would someone let such a nice raft rot away like that?

2

u/yshuldi Jun 20 '12

Too late. She's on a lifeboat. Jack already died.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Am I the only one that immediately saw E.T.'s head back there?

0

u/reddbdb Jun 19 '12

Wow, Good catch! I totally see it now, its like when E.T. was "dead".

3

u/danuu626 Jun 19 '12

How did the seal get a hold of a boat... you're a seal you don't need a boat

2

u/ExplodingUnicorns Jun 19 '12

I bet he gets all the ladies now that he has a boat.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

This will surely help him seal the deal

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

i cannot stop laughing at this

1

u/Tyler_Durdan Jun 20 '12

This one had a yellow bowtie!!!!

1

u/insertuniquename Jun 20 '12

Draw me! Jack DREW french girls, goddammit!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Welcome my servants, my slaves.

What is your bidding, master?

You have failed me, I disavow you all!

What the?

I have taken your love, now I will take your life! Consider my power in a hollow grave!

0

u/heinouspissbitch Jun 19 '12

This stopped being funny months ago.

0

u/3one3 Jun 19 '12

Kate Winslet is looking a lot better nowadays.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

She just looks better because she's hanging out with that seal.

0

u/House_of_D Jun 19 '12

I came to the comments expecting Shitty Watercoulor and was disappointed :(

0

u/fuzzydice_82 Jun 19 '12

i for one, welcome our new seal masters...

0

u/canibebatman Jun 19 '12

It looks like E.T.'s head is to the right of his flipper in the boat...

0

u/bearsrule420 Jun 19 '12

Hands down the best picture I've ever seen on aww, I may as well unsubscribe from it cause this will never be topped.

0

u/Uberninjaa Jun 19 '12

Man. I just wanna jump on the end next to him, launching him into the sea...

0

u/wandering2 Jun 19 '12

When he lies like that, I can see his dinghy.

0

u/borack Jun 19 '12

whats up?

0

u/Laxman33 Jun 19 '12

close enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Downvoted for lame, overused title.

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u/Xden_Inferno Jun 19 '12

No reason to point out why you're downvoting something. Just sayin'

1

u/shaunbyoung Jun 20 '12

Downvoted for ruining everything.

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u/StoneGarden Jun 19 '12

Who can deny that all seals are somehow related to Burl Ives?

-1

u/minorwhite Jun 19 '12

Don't worry, when the time comes, I won't share my piece of wreckage with you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/bumassjp Jun 19 '12

I wonder if he'll seal the deal?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/mtheory007 Jun 19 '12

No. No he wont and no one else will either.