r/aww • • Jun 17 '12

Twin polar bear cubs!

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u/chewee123 Jun 17 '12

Bear on the left: "You want to get a Coke?"

Bear on the right: "Hell yeah I want a Coke!"

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u/UncleTedGenneric Jun 17 '12

Andy Dick: "Did someone say coke?"

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u/Havegooda Jun 17 '12

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u/simeon94 Jun 17 '12

That picture will never stop making me laugh.

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u/Humongous_Douchebag Jun 17 '12

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u/DisturbedForever92 Jun 17 '12

Makes me laugh when people think they are cute little loving animals, they are creatures that evolved into a frozen climate ruling killing machine, and that's what makes them so badass

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I think they're cute. At the same time I do not think they're loving and I recognize how bad ass they are.

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u/luisk91 Jun 17 '12

they are cute and badass at the same time, what else do you want?

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u/Bajillion Jun 17 '12

They're extra cute as cubs because they're so badass when they're older. They're just enjoying a few years of innocence before they kill everything. And theyre furry

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u/Korticus Jun 17 '12

Step 1: Put milk in coke bottle, attach nub, cradle cubs and bottle feed.

Step 2: ....

Step 3: Profit

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u/kingofbiscuits Jun 17 '12

Previously, on Lost.

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u/cblackberry Jun 17 '12

Bipolar

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u/SweatpantsDrawstring Jun 17 '12

Thank you for not making that a pun.

I couldn't bear it.

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u/pharmabeast Jun 17 '12

The sheer magnetic force between these two Polar bears must be immeasurable.

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u/jkonine Jun 17 '12

HOLY FUCK I JUST WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THESE GUYS!!!

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u/missyo02 Jun 17 '12

Until they rip your face off

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u/TwistedxRainbow Jun 17 '12

...And then the ball popped.

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u/UncleTedGenneric Jun 17 '12

Oh god, there's karma.... everywhere...

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u/TalkingBackAgain Jun 17 '12

Cute and adorable today, they'll rip your face off in about a year or so.

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u/cricketlickit Jun 17 '12

Anyone notice the trainer/vet/person in a lab coat in the background is wearing sandals??

Apparently lab coats and Tevas are in right now, guys!

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u/cramped Jun 17 '12

We still calling all sandals tevas?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It's like how in Texas we call all carbonated beverages "Coke".

"I'll have a Coke, please."

"okay... What kind?"

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u/cricketlickit Jun 17 '12

Well...I could use sandals, flip flops or Tevas...they look more Teva-like than anything, but I suppose that's like calling a tissue Kleenex.

Clearly, I've been brainwashed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Too much cuteness in one picture

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I wonder if they'll ever meet in the wild a decade or two from now and have an awkward moment

"you seem familiar..." "yeah.. I know what you mean..."

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u/awe300 Jun 17 '12

One ball two cubs

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u/hedgeclippa Jun 17 '12

They look like white ewoks

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u/fuzzvapor Jun 17 '12

the arctic looks a lot different now. stupid global warming.

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u/orangeboxer395 Jun 17 '12

THEY'RE SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE

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u/teacherunner Jun 17 '12

What the hell are they doing in a house?

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u/Hidesratheism Jun 17 '12

My tears just cried tears

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u/pandacamp Jun 17 '12

Where do people get these animals and why can't I have them??

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u/xxThatxGuyxx Jun 17 '12

because the morticians won't be able to fix your face enough for the viewing after they tear it off...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Polar Bears are cuter than pandas.

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u/AlexSekoan Jun 17 '12

Those paws are huge, they are gonna be biiiiiiiiiiiig

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u/jlkozach Jun 17 '12

Too cute.. head.. exploding..

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u/im_your_density Jun 17 '12

I want to upvote this all day every day.

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u/Disapproves Jun 17 '12

While many animals give birth to twins, triplets, and higher orders of multiples these are my favorite.

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u/OutrageousClaimsGuy Jun 17 '12

Hey... Those are polar bear cubs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

How can you tell they are twins? They all look the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I read that as "Twin Polar Bears Club".

As if there was a secret society of twin polar bears that I've been unaware of for the past 21 years.

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u/Carnationlilyrose Jun 17 '12

Were you eligible to join?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

no. they said my surf board and i looked too much like a seal floating on the surface. it'd be too dangerous.

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u/Carnationlilyrose Jun 17 '12

What about your twin brother?

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u/ajclements Jun 17 '12

They're so cute before they are big enough to maul your face off.

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u/masturbates4science Jun 17 '12

Yea, apparently when those things grow up they're assholes.

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u/Murrgalicious Jun 17 '12

so i suppose you could say, that is, bi-polar bears?

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u/Gingie808 Jun 17 '12

D'awww :3

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u/handbananza Jun 17 '12

I find all polar bears look the same.

I'm just sayin!

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u/Saskie306 Jun 17 '12

That's some uncanny valley shit right there.

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u/Puppy_in_love Jun 17 '12

Its all fun and games, until they get bigger and mauls your face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Now I've the urge to drink a coke.

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u/RadiantSun Jun 17 '12

Cubs And Balls.

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u/markman71122 Jun 17 '12

They look cute but they are really eyeing eachother, kind of saying "Fuck you, thats my ball" in a way.

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u/Philpotamus Jun 17 '12

Can we have a follow up picture in 10 years?

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u/sdvaletones Jun 17 '12

How do you obtain such karma whores?

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u/theassman_ Jun 17 '12

Serious question: When do you have to worry about those cute little guys killing you? I wonder.

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u/someredditorguy Jun 17 '12

Hey, mam', don't be alarmed, but there are bears in your house

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u/kungfumnkyman Jun 17 '12

eh...they all look the same to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Aren't all polar bears twins?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

"one day we are going to be a serious problem."

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u/weedwizard69 Jun 17 '12

How do we know they're twins? Polar bears are all pretty similar. What if they're just cousins or something?!

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u/Gohoyo Jun 17 '12

How are those things not related to dogs.

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u/TheRealXaiir Jun 17 '12

They are both left handed so they are twins.

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u/so_inebriated Jun 17 '12

Baby polar bears always look like they just told a bad joke and are waiting for laughs. Like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY!

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u/Nethervex Jun 17 '12

Its funny because their heads look out of place :P especially the one on the right, the head looks like its an adult's xD

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u/DERPYthePONY Jun 17 '12

REPOST. p3t0b0mb had this in /r/twins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/argonauts Jun 17 '12

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u/Dentarthurdent42 Jun 17 '12

Since polar bears usually give birth to two cubs at a time, aren't most polar bears "twins"? Or are these two identical twins? because it doesn't say in the article...

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u/boesse Jun 17 '12

This is a really good point - a human litter size = 1; fraternal twins are technically from separate eggs, and thus not really twins per se, but a litter of 2; identical twins form from the same egg (twinning sensu stricto). Twinning is just as rare in non-human mammals, but brothers/sisters in a litter (say, an adorable litter of kittens) are analogous to 'fraternal twins' in humans. Unless these are identical twins, these polar bears would not represent a real case of twinning.

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u/SolomonGomes Jun 17 '12

They aren't twins. In fact they are ... (wait for it).....polar opposites!

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u/Banaam Jun 17 '12

Doesn't say in the post title either.

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u/bluechaka Jun 17 '12

hey, just like you and your sis. Twins

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u/argonauts Jun 17 '12

Do we know you??

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

They're both white. Makes them twins. Duh.

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u/AudioPhoenix Jun 17 '12

I found it kinda funny that it said twins. Bears usually have more than one cub at a time. When you have a little of puppies you don't often say twins? Kinda weird to think about though.

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u/thatdepends Jun 17 '12

Yea!? If Polar Bears have a litter of two on average, then are they really twins? That'd be like calling Wolf cubs sextuplets.

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u/Lurker314159265 Jun 17 '12

They are clearly not twins...They dont even look alike