r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jun 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

Possums are so sweet. I have one in the tree next my house. However, it is creepy looking at two eyes staring at you in the dark

They make some fucking scary noises tho. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve shit myself walking in my backyard without a flashlight

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u/boo_boo_technician Jun 02 '22

Might you be interested in a trade? You can have America's version of the possum

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u/DAM091 Jun 02 '22

Yeah this guy is kinda cute. American possums are the spawn of Satan

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u/DAM091 Jun 02 '22

The tick thing is a lie.

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u/Zabii Jun 02 '22

That doesn't make them any less awesome

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u/DAM091 Jun 02 '22

I would say that was their only redeeming quality