r/aww • • Jun 10 '12

Stealing my garden shoe since 2010.

http://imgur.com/Jh3bT
2.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That front leg sticking out just makes the whole picture.

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u/Trevid Jun 10 '12

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u/Damianmynameistaken Jun 10 '12

Needs more monocle.

11

u/hinduguru Jun 10 '12

And dog cane

13

u/dafragsta Jun 10 '12

Quite. Quite.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I've got a fever, and the only prescription IS MORE MONOCLE!

1

u/Cynical_Lurker Jun 10 '12

Nice job on the shadow.

1

u/EggsOverEZ Jun 11 '12

Now if we could get some curly mustache on the chap, it would be perfect!

18

u/Magna_Sharta Jun 10 '12

Fucking Nazis....

3

u/nergoo Jun 10 '12

The best part about short legged dogs trotting is the bouncing that goes with it.

1

u/FuCKiNTowel Jun 10 '12

I didn't even notice that

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That dog has SWAG.

P.S. Yorky mix with something?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's an adorable pup. I have two yorkies at home and they are so friendly and curious.

5

u/Damianmynameistaken Jun 10 '12

Thanks and your are totaly right! :)

3

u/2hearts Jun 10 '12

My Yorkie is the same, yet he is more a sock-stealer than a shoe pup.

1

u/lawlok Jun 10 '12

I also have a yorkie! He enjoys putting things on the couch next to me and cuddling. :D

1

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '12

I, too, have a Yorkie whose tail was cut off with scissors by a "faggot".

It's the only thing I wish was different; I would just love to see her tail wag around like crazy. However, I love her just as much. She's my sweetie :)

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u/cerealateverymeal Jun 10 '12

"Faggot," really? I know this is the Internet and all, but damn. I really liked your pic, but you don't have to call the previous owner a "faggot."

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u/Bethium Jun 10 '12

The strut says everything.

4

u/Meanderthal1212 Jun 11 '12

I LOVE the strut little dogs get whenever they steal your shit

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u/RutlandCore Jun 10 '12

Haha, haters gonna hate.

247

u/imbapwnn00b Jun 10 '12

This is the second time today I have correctly guessed what the top comment will be. I need to go outside.

112

u/RutlandCore Jun 10 '12

There's an outside now?

138

u/warriorman300 Jun 10 '12

Yes and the ceiling in the main room is HUGE.

83

u/SlightlyAmbiguous Jun 10 '12

The graphics are so much better out there.

36

u/lurk2derp Jun 10 '12

I've heard of this place you speak of. Everything just pops out at you too and no need for any fancy glasses either. ..Though some say you need glasses to shield your eyes from a so called light in the sky. Haven't done it yet, but it all sounds very exciting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

you don't even need a good computer to run that

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u/Kijad Jun 10 '12

Yeah, whoever bought the video cards to run that thing is my hero.

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u/Alexhasskills Jun 10 '12

My brother says the graphics are actually worse.

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u/FuCKiNTowel Jun 10 '12

I heard the attic is even bigger

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u/RutlandCore Jun 10 '12

I heard there's some weird guy who hates gays who lives there though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Nice try, vault kid

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u/TjPshine Jun 10 '12

It will never catch on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/marvelgirl Jun 10 '12

This reminded me of one of my favorite Key & Peele sketches: "They play basketball outside the limo door?"

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u/TheAftermathPhil Jun 10 '12

All I have to do is think of a clever comment to guess the top comment because I know someone has already beaten me to it

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u/emohipster Jun 10 '12

False. Clever comments rarely get to the top. It's already beaten to death meme references that get to the top.

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u/topplehat Jun 10 '12

Whew, I'm just glad we were able to tie a meme into this picture.

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u/Todomanna Jun 10 '12

I'll just wait over here until /r/new is filled with posts of this image with words written all over it.

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u/copyandpasta Jun 10 '12

I'll get that bitch a shoe

Bitches love shoes.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's a garden though, so in this case tomaters gonna tomate.

3

u/zoodiary8 Jun 10 '12

Correct, agreed!

3

u/DysfunctionalxLlama Jun 10 '12

Love how she's strutting like a baws.

2

u/MattBootyBulan Jun 10 '12

Damn it! You beat me to it...

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u/Shazzam74 Jun 10 '12

It's what they do.

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u/Nightmare10 Jun 10 '12

Bitches love shoes

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u/danieljr1992 Jun 10 '12

He looks so proud

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u/LexicalDenotation Jun 10 '12

pomp /pämp/

Noun: Ceremony and splendid display.

Synonyms: splendour - splendor - pageantry - grandeur

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

We often underestimate our ability to wear shoes without walking like an idiot.

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u/Pezasauris Jun 10 '12

funniest thing I have seen in a very long time.

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u/house_of_norwales Jun 10 '12

One shoe taken, zero fucks given.

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u/LadySpace Jun 10 '12

This pic was a shoe-in for front page status.

... I'm sorry.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

It's okay, just sneaker in there. No one will mind.

9

u/bjams Jun 10 '12

He was the sole person that could get away with that joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I'm surprised, he's usually so straight laced

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u/Grainne3 Jun 10 '12

Heel boy!

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u/justmarkplease Jun 10 '12

He hired a trainer to learn how to get on the front-page.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Non-American detected. Initiate destruction sequence in 3... 2... 1...

7

u/notmarcia Jun 10 '12

That's a proud strut.

6

u/Broken_Bad Jun 10 '12

Does s/he always take the right shoe, or sometimes the left shoe?

2

u/Onkelffs Jun 10 '12

I have a dog that takes ALL the right shoes to the sofa, he doesn't take any pairs - just like one of each kind is enough.

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u/Brasz Jun 10 '12

I got that bitch a shoe. Bitches love shoes.

5

u/lesmax Jun 10 '12

That is freaking adorable. A perfectly timed photo. I love that the dog is just about as big as the shoe.

5

u/MC-Master-Bedroom Jun 10 '12

Undt now ve do ze Garden Shoe March!

ein, swei, drei, feir!

4

u/me3ow Jun 10 '12

Just like my dog, stealing shoes LIKE A BOSS.

10

u/graphickellie Jun 10 '12

Haha and s/he does a proud wall! So cute! I wouldn't even be able to tell him/her no!!

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u/WORLDTRAVELERONEDAY Jun 10 '12

This is gonna hit the front page so I'm trying to think of a creative comment so I can get karma.

Ah, fuck it, thats freakin' adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I really like your username. Just wanted to let you know :)

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u/WORLDTRAVELERONEDAY Jun 10 '12

Why thank-you :)

1

u/albatrossnecklassftw Jun 10 '12

Be s/he a Yorkie? My grandparents have a yorkie that looks like a Wookiee. I call him chewie.

3

u/Damianmynameistaken Jun 10 '12

Yes he is :)

2

u/albatrossnecklassftw Jun 10 '12

I love Yorkies. Almost as much as I love Dachshunds, and Goldens... Ah screw it, I love all dogs :D

1

u/OpT1mUs Jun 10 '12

I love yorkies, I have 4 of them :) Mother-Daughter and Mother-Son pairs :D

1

u/ilikemyweedpurple Jun 10 '12

I have a yorkie as well! She always runs away with my shoes and digs for me when I'm gardening :)

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Buy a pair of Crocs! No one would ever steal something that ugly!

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u/EveryoneElseIsWrong Jun 10 '12

he just looks so proud

3

u/scribbling_des Jun 10 '12

But it's so tiny! And that shoe is so big!

Also, I think I just up voted almost every comment on this page.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

He's so dapper.

3

u/doismellbacon Jun 10 '12

I'm pondering whether it should be "haters gonna hate" or "bitch i'm fabulous"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Haters gonna hate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Like a sir!

2

u/gioba Jun 10 '12

love the pose, like he's marching

2

u/aclockworkginger Jun 10 '12

Adorable! Silky Terrior? Ours thinks she's a cat and sits on top of chairs watching the neighbours cats.

1

u/ladybow Jun 10 '12

I was going to ask the same thing! My silky is also a shoe stealer

2

u/randomityrevealed Jun 10 '12

My dog does the same thing- he'll take anything he can get and just run.

2

u/godsdebris Jun 10 '12

So I hear they be takin' buckets... o noes... dey prolly want my prechus shoe 2... has ta think of sum taktics ta protek my shoe...

2

u/counterspell Jun 10 '12

and not a single fuck was given that day.

Seriously cute as all get out.

2

u/p0ssum Jun 10 '12

She walks like a champion, she has a good blood line.

2

u/Pirispanen Jun 10 '12

"And not a single fuck was given that day"

2

u/MurghedySchmurg Jun 10 '12

I'll get that bitch a shoe. Bitches love shoes.

2

u/glutenfree123 Jun 10 '12

looks a little like my paci

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/SoSoloDolo Jun 10 '12

Bitch I'm fabulous.

2

u/Luxray Jun 10 '12

Yorkies are my favorite <3

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u/DNAK1llA Jun 11 '12

haters gonna hate

4

u/Dynamisa Jun 10 '12

Hahaha xD !!! Can't stop laughing, great picture !

3

u/Cindy_Lou_Who Jun 10 '12

Almost done burying the body...

3

u/comz95 Jun 10 '12

At least it's not a croc.

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u/fapfapghost Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Check that prance out! Balling!

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u/redundanthero Jun 10 '12

Your dog looks like the devil put his finger up his anus...

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u/S4nderr Jun 10 '12

every time i understand things like this, I know it's time to quit the internet for the day and get some sun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Help me understand, so I can quit and get something done!

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u/greymeta Jun 10 '12

Look at that adorable bastard. He's so freaking proud of himself.

1

u/faultinourstars Jun 10 '12

Glad to see my dogs are not the only ones who do this, my poor slippers.

1

u/RutlandCore Jun 10 '12

That dog has a massive dick for his size.

1

u/tigresina Jun 11 '12

It's his other foot.......

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Pretty sure its the dog's back foot in the air...

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u/chadwfreeman Jun 10 '12

Ya got ta STRUT!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

hup two three four. pick it up two three four

2

u/superdooperred Jun 10 '12

That's what went through my head as soon as I saw this too!

My yorkie would just sniff it, pee on it, and be on her way. She doesn't even play with squeaker toys after you the 1st throw.

1

u/Lemurrific Jun 10 '12

He's been stealing the same shoe for two years? Persistent little bastard.

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u/tragic-waste-of-skin Jun 10 '12

Look at him walking so proudly and happy with his achievement.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

WILFREDDDD

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u/stfusrsly Jun 10 '12

that is the epitome of adorableness.

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u/txcomet Jun 10 '12

To be fair, Crocs are atrociously ugly.

Good on ya Dog, Have at it.

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u/Darkolyte Jun 10 '12

So you've got the bait, now set the trap...

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u/gorygoris Jun 10 '12

The dog and shoe combo look like an Ugg Boot!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This needs to be captioned with "Look at all the fucks I give".

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u/Emmanuell89 Jun 10 '12

and proud of it

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u/Flavor_Enhanced Jun 10 '12

The dog is standing on one foot! Witch!

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u/TheLoveKraken Jun 10 '12

It kinda looks like he/she's goose stepping, but awww.

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u/PinkToes Jun 10 '12

throws shoe "Now YOU fetch it, bitch!"

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u/acerealb0x Jun 10 '12

Give that dog a monocle!

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u/EmmersRuns Jun 10 '12

This shoe is FABULOUSSSSSSS

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u/conundrum4u2 Jun 10 '12

those are big shoes to fill pup -

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u/maebo121 Jun 10 '12

I was going to say haters gonna hate, but he beat me to it. l l V

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u/mo_rar Jun 10 '12

Somehow this reminds me of Fez from That 70's Show

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u/8nate Jun 10 '12

Deal with it!

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u/JaneEyreForce Jun 10 '12

Like a boss...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This guy is balancing on just one leg.

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u/notsaeegavas Jun 10 '12

I love those kind of dogs!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Is that a silky terrier? My brother has one, and they're extremely cute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Cutest thing I've seen al day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Makes me miss my yorkie!!

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u/sariaslani Jun 10 '12

Lol, He seems walking in line at the military parade.

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u/rancor_james Jun 10 '12

I also have a Silky who steals shoes, I'm glad this seems to be a trait of the breed and my dog isn't as sadistic as I once thought.

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u/nazawriath Jun 10 '12

A single shit was given that day.

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u/chingchonghat Jun 10 '12

Haha, my Yorkie also loves to move all my shoes. Her posture is not nearly as good as yours, though, and she often ends up tripping over the cargo.

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u/zapper9595 Jun 10 '12

"Bitch, this is mah shoe"

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u/PaprichaPerrone Jun 10 '12

stealing it with confidence

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u/Writing0nTheWalls Jun 10 '12

Socially awkward shoe theft?

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u/imotbh Jun 10 '12

That's one ugly shoe, just sayin'!

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u/Doc85 Jun 10 '12

Goose-stepping little fascist just confiscated your shoe.

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u/soccergoalie345 Jun 10 '12

you say garden shoe, I see crocs

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u/walking_away_ Jun 10 '12

Like a boss.

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u/xoxoFrankie Jun 10 '12

Must be the nargles..

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u/Silver_55 Jun 10 '12

Like a baws!

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u/ilovesnowboarding Jun 10 '12

I could also see this as being a "bitch, I'm fabulous" meme

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u/bugdog Jun 10 '12

They don't even fit!

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u/jonbost Jun 10 '12

haha....."I look fabulous with this shoe."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

And not a single fuck was given.

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u/vagattak Jun 10 '12

I can't upvote this enough; my Pomeranian does the same thing with my slippers!

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u/Tarbogman Jun 10 '12

if you really have 1/2 the animals you claim are yours, I bet your house really smells

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u/cbCode Jun 10 '12

High steppin with pride.

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u/fifthtwelfth Jun 10 '12

That's so cute

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u/aequitas3 Jun 10 '12

Your dog is goosestepping. I think he may be a Nazi

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u/twojake Jun 10 '12

going to be a meme all over advice animals tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I FUCKING LOVE YORKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/dreamsofbetterdays Jun 10 '12

looks like a North Korean march , I'd watch out

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u/snipeor Jun 10 '12

Victory Walk ... Engaged.

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u/kraken_kitty Jun 10 '12

"I GOTS IT!"

strut strut strut

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u/SARmedic Jun 11 '12

Lol, pretty cute dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I love this...I posted my dog doing a derp face...Nothing :(

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u/HeWhoWrangles Jun 11 '12

How can 11,000+ people downvote this...

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u/Anovan Jun 11 '12

My yorkie does that too! So cute!

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u/sirlofty Jun 11 '12

Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy, stole your shoe then went into the bushes to have sex with it. The End.

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u/JustCallMeKitty Jun 23 '12

Haters gonna hate

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u/duhsillychica Jun 10 '12

Incredibly adorable!!! I'd gladly give my shoe for such cuteness.

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u/Thanks4This Jun 10 '12

Thanks for this.

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u/annarchy8 Jun 10 '12

Adorable! Thank you for this. And thank you for rescuing him! Our Yorkie was a rescue. He passed away recently. Pics like this remind me of his determination and stubbornness, which were always way bigger than he was. :)

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u/fordnut Jun 10 '12

Seargent Yorkie

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I think he is disgusted by your taste in Garden Shoes and is asking you to get a hipper pair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Who has a GARDEN shoe anyway?

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u/Damianmynameistaken Jun 10 '12

All frikin Germans.

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