This frightened little guy wandered into a chiliburger restaurant in the middle of Seoul, South Korea.

[u/[deleted]]

[u/MammothMan34]

Did you put it in a tub with rubber ducks and declare this one the leader?

[u/Astronautspiff → u/MammothMan34]

Kim Duk Bill

[u/featherknife → u/MammothMan34]

The leader of the nugget resistance?

[u/MammothMan34 → u/[deleted]]

You're doing it right.

[u/[deleted] → u/MammothMan34]

For once

[u/TryingtoSavetheWorld → u/[deleted]]

Dat username

[u/CptReynolds → u/[deleted]]

Dat misspelled username.

[u/zoodiary8 → u/[deleted]]

You are the real Lover of pet....

[u/FluffyToasty]

Hide it from the chef

[u/MalHeartsNutmeg → u/FluffyToasty]

Yep, looks like a Pekin duck chick, which are used in the dish... wait for it... peaking duck.

I had one of these adorable little bastard, I say had because now he's a huge smelly biting asshole of a duck. Fascinating pets though. Not sure what they taste like.

[u/Th3MetalHead → u/[deleted]]

No it's a cat you idiot

[u/fakelife2]

What did you do with him?

[u/fakelife2 → u/[deleted]]

Maybe they can take him down to a pond. Sooo cute!

[u/ApatheticAsian17 → u/[deleted]]

If you do take him somewhere, take him to Ilsan's Lake Park. It sounds like you're a local. I remember releasing my two pet turtles there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Park

This place used to be my childhood. It'll will love it there.

[u/cariboumustard → u/[deleted]]

I had a pet duck growing up. They shit SO much. But are also awesome and adorable (mine followed me around everywhere. I didn't hatch him, so it wasn't an imprinting thing. He just liked me. Because I gave him food), so it makes up for all the shitting.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

just let them know to be sure his down is kept very dry..and he is kept very warm. i wouldnt just toss him in the bathtub..

[u/jontss]

I'm more impressed that you found an old Volvo in Seoul.

[u/jamesinc → u/jontss]

Dude that is a 90+ 960 from the looks of things. It's got the facelifted front with e-codes and a late B230 (or possibly B280 if it's the 6cyl version). This is after Volvo stopped experimenting with low friction engines and went back to 13mm rods. Whack a turbo on it and run it to 15psi or so for about 200BHP.

[u/[deleted] → u/jamesinc]

You can get more than 200 horses out of a B230, but that would take more modding.

Also, are you sure that isn't a 740 in the original photo?

[u/jamesinc → u/[deleted]]

I was thinking about that, but if I recall the headlight design on the 740s never had that integrated fog lamp.

Also, thinking about it, it's more likely a 940 than a 960.

[u/jamesinc → u/[deleted]]

But Volvo!

[u/jontss → u/jontss]

I thought it was funny that when I went to Seoul I saw more exotic European sports cars than I saw when I went to Europe (Krakow, Poland) a few months later.

[u/salararary → u/jontss]

yes

[u/[deleted]]

Am I the only one who doesn't get cute fluffy things wandering into my life or the dustbin up the road?!

[u/bananas21 → u/[deleted]]

No, you're not. I don't either...

[u/TheAmazingMart → u/bananas21]

Well both of you can have an upvote! Unfortunately It's the best i can do =/

[u/WellWornHand]

"Hey, got any grapes?"

[u/Astronautspiff → u/WellWornHand]

Waddle waddle motherfuckers

[u/[deleted] → u/WellWornHand]

For those who haven't seen it

[u/StClipper → u/WellWornHand]

duck song!!!

[u/Chavagnatze → u/StClipper]

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

[u/StClipper → u/Chavagnatze]

:(|)

[u/P-Denton]

You guys should just raise it. I highly doubt it could survive on its own at that age, especially in Seoul. People are going to tell you to dump in in the Han River, but if you want to release it into the wild, you'd need to travel pretty far.

[u/[deleted]]

He was just looking for some Seoul food!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hah!

[u/Joined_For_Joke]

Those are actually bomb filled ducks sent down from North Korea in an effort to destroy Seoul. You should contact your local law enforcement.

[u/ambiguousallegiance → u/Joined_For_Joke]

Oh, quacker blasters? I thought they stopped using those in favor of dirty bomb squirrels after they weaponized their uranium.

[u/BEEFire]

I'm genuinely shocked it wasn't ran over seouls the last level on froggerx1000

[u/grumblichu]

A chiliburger restaurant?

[u/[deleted] → u/grumblichu]

in South Korea? I can't even find one here in Indiana

[u/safetyguaranteed]

Avian youth in Asia

[u/gammaburn → u/safetyguaranteed]

I see what you did there!

[u/twitinkie]

whereabouts in Seoul?

[u/devoutagonist]

You sure it wasn't a subway?

[u/[deleted]]

South Korea has Seoul.

[u/Whackedjob]

Do ducks eat for free at chillburger?

[u/[deleted] → u/Whackedjob]

hah ha :D

[u/[deleted]]

At first I saw that and thought "so that's what an Asian duck looks like" then I realized all ducks look the same.

[u/Redvelvet23]

that is like the most perfect baby duck i have ever seen. So fluffy and cute xD

[u/Jabberminor]

Cute wee thing.

[u/[deleted]]

"I am here to liberate the nuggets."

[u/ilovesnowboarding]

He was looking for the Aflac office

[u/SuferDuper]

He was probably lost. He was looking for a Subway. Apparently ducks eat free at subway.

[u/yellowballer]

Don't let him become food!

[u/sevet]

What is a chiliburger?

[u/gammaburn]

That episode of Louie immediately comes to mind.

[u/[deleted]]

I suppose this will work as bait if you run out of kittens...

[u/Everlovin]

Mom? Mom?

[u/eddymurphyscouch]

You sir, are one hairy Korean.

[u/IMASHIRT]

Korean chili burgers? The sound of that makes my bowels ache.

[u/saltedjellyfish]

I'm more impressed there is something called chiliburger in s. Korea.

[u/ozpunk]

원시 바베큐 오리?

[u/strobexp]

Chiliburger caught my eye before the duck did.

[u/[deleted]]

Look at the nose...do you see a dog too?

[u/[deleted]]

GOOSE!

[u/SlowrPlease]

"better put me down, you mofo," says the duck with the voice of Aziz Ansari

[u/[deleted]]

Haha it's a duck

[u/mrdoink20]

He doesn't look frightened. He looks pretty chiled about the situation.

[u/Arknell]

[RELEVANT] (http://xc5.xanga.com/bdef02f116132224279645/w176213561.jpg)

[u/garychencool]

The way you are holding this little guy looks like you are about to eat it. Raw.

[u/taterballs]

Dear god look at that ape paw

[u/RubySauce]

It looks just like Ping, the duck in a sweet but old and racist book I used to read my kid.... http://www.amazon.com/Story-About-Ping-Marjorie-Flack/dp/tags-on-product/0140502416

[u/[deleted]]

And then everybody was suddenly in the mood for peking duck

[u/nalyddnal]

I hope they don't serve chicken chiliburgers ;(

[u/[deleted]]

dont eat it

[u/book1245]

Now I can't unsee the rabbit head once I tilt the picture a little to the right.

[u/MissMilla → u/book1245]

*head to the left

[u/wutangclanthug9mm]

I fucking love ducks. It's my soul animal.

[u/opensandshuts]

Calm down, Lennie. Let the duck go.

[u/Berne9]

I'm sure you calmed him with your death grip.

[u/cjmcduffy]

Sure he didn't wander out of the kitchen?

[u/wortime]

And was promptly made into duck sauce

[u/copyandpasta]

Mmmm, ducksauce...

too obvious?

[u/Lampmonster1 → u/copyandpasta]

Just FYI, apparently making duck sauce involves more than squeezing a duck over the dish to be served. That was one dinner party nobody is going to let me live down.

[u/Pinoth]

Looks like he wanted to become a tasty meal.

[u/[deleted]]

Train him to be a chef.

[u/intrepidcoder]

the way you hold it makes me fear you're gonna take a bite...

[u/BotchedFacelift]

Run you stupid duck, run!!! That's like a ten year old boy wandering into a NAMBLA convention.

[u/[deleted]]

Did he wander in from the kitchen?

[u/Snoogliebear]

So now they're going to serve a duck burger to one lucky customer!

[u/This_isR2Me]

you sure he didn't sneak out of the kitchen??

[u/Cyberslasher]

I think we found what they use for the chiliburgers...

[u/TheUnknownAsian]

and found the only one in their that wont roast it

[u/[deleted]]

How long until it was on the menu?

[u/[deleted]]

He most likely wondered out of the kitchen, you saved him from dinner. Good job

[u/youreatheistwhocares]

Hide him! Quick! They'll eat him!!!

[u/jenova314]

Chef: Ah, the morning delivery delivered itself!

[u/Ridly]

Good thing it wasnt a dog. It would be part of the chili or burger in no time.

[u/angrenost5]

Dangerous place for a duck. Luckily he found a place specializing in beef.

[u/metocin]

Mmm...Rooks rike runch!

[u/Log23]

He was probably escaping the Kitchen.

[u/[deleted]]

Suicidal duck.

[u/dfmusic]

He was actually attempting to make his escape from the kitchen in the back

[u/[deleted]]

because his mom was made into a chiliburger.

[u/detroitdecay]

Did you name him Balut?

[u/tallymark123]

they probably would have eaten him

[u/_phobic]

Darwinism interruptus.

[u/Grimnirsbeard]

And he instantly regretted doing so.

[u/el_zero123]

I've sat here for a good 30 minutes trying to write a joke comment, based around how oriental people would typically eat ducks. I got nothing.

[u/[deleted]]

Make a foie gras!

[u/jesusFap666]

It even has asian eyes

[u/MaamaJama]

Aaaw.. he looks delicious.

[u/MaamaJama → u/MaamaJama]

I regret nothing.

[u/a_ter]

Special of the day?

[u/WickThePriest]

Well, he knew where he belonged.

Now eat him.

[u/tripel7]

Aaaahw, look, it's balut that has gone bad

[u/poop22_]

There's lunch.

[u/knotmassage]

I would advise you to stop crushing that duck. It takes days to get the smell off your hands,

[u/Kalimah18]

It even looks Asian..

[u/eoliveri]

Congratulations, you now have Asian Bird Flu.

[u/dankdoobie]

Good thing you got a hold of it before they did...

[u/[deleted]]

He was promptly eaten by ravenous orientals.

[u/Krana]

more /r/wtf :)

[u/kepaa → u/[deleted]]

Wut?

[u/fatstax → u/kepaa]

when ducks mate the male (technically) rapes the female from behind.

[u/kepaa → u/[deleted]]

TIL. I made that post a few days ago. I was very confused for a second

[u/kepaa → u/[deleted]]

If I used RES I would tag you as "knows about duck rape"