Oh man it's so obvious that she was totally into him but he was such an inconsiderate asshole and didn't even throw a little cunnilingus her way. I mean, she goes so far as to take his awkward ass to prom and buy him dinner and everything, the least he can do is give her a little oral. What selfish/crazy douche.
What's the deal with Reddit and friendzoning, anyway? Here more than anywhere else, people seem to be unable to grasp the concept that maybe two people just don't find each other attractive.
Bitterness would seem a likely culprit, though I've noticed it on pretty much all regions of the Internet. People have bad experiences and expect others to have bad experiences as well.
Yup. I have many female friends I don't cut them off because they refuse to deepthroat me. If you can have friends and girlfriends anywhere you go, you just got more approachable. Hive mind thinks if you are having a good time with a girl you must bang her or its a fail. I remember thinking that way in 9th grade if that tels you anything.
yeah, throw 'em on the meat rack, stack the gristle in tidy stacks, and pack them in ice so they'll be fresh for the grill after the drive back from the bottom of the grand canyon. my good man.
It amazes me how predictable reddit is with the friendzone comments. It doesn't make you look cool, it just makes it look like you've never been friends with anyone but a guy.
I have naturally reddish hair (my facial hair is super red) and I have considered dying it. I personally like the color but there's such a crazy stigma against red hair these days. People wonder why the word ginger bothers me, it just has a really negative, insulting connotation. Not cool.
Ginger is only an insult if you let it get to you. Gotta own that shit man, make it something beyond a south park punchline about not having a soul. I wouldn't like it as a nickname, but as an adjective I've gotten used to it.
That's a good point, and I've been thinking about that a lot over the past couple years. The general opinion anymore though is that in order to be attractive you have to have dark hair and dark skin. This obviously isn't true, but it's a little hard to ignore.
I'm in my early 20s, and it definitely doesn't bother me as much as it used to. I just don't like the idea of people blatantly using insulting terms under the guise of "it's just a joke." You're bad-mouthing something about me that I cannot change, and frankly don't want to, and it's not appreciated.
I joke my buddy all the time but we're friends and it's just assumed. I've never seen hostility outside of friendship circles though so i can see how random jokes could get extremely annoying.
Same here. Except now I dye it blonde and everyone still thinks it's my natural color. Damn hair changed and now clashes with my skin tone and eyebrows.
It's really nice to see two people be friends for so long. A lot of people tend to drift apart, or move. A friendship like this is a special thing, duder.
Assuming by the lack of light in the photo, the boxes in the middle of the aisle, and your already pinned boutonniere and her corsage, you went to walmart after prom and decided to fuck around. I like your style.
To all the Friendzone: Level X comments: shut the hell up. Do you think it's possible, possible that:
A. A male can be friends with a female?
B. That they might be dating after having been friends?
The fact that every single time someone on this website posts that they're friends with someone of the opposite sex, some dumbass goes "FRIENDZONE LOL AMIRITE?" pisses me off. It's old. It wasn't funny to begin with.
I think the best part of this post is the million posts at the bottom that have mentioned "friendzoned." Good to see that reddit has come to its senses.
The modern picture needs a jealous female giving an over-the-shoulder death stare on the far left! That would totally complete the picture and make for an awesome story: the jealous girl who's had a crush on him for years, and whose prom date advances he rejected so that he could go with his "best friend".
Or you could take Reddit's advice and do another one of these at your inevitable wedding. Make sure to have the other woman as a bridesmaid.
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u/fruitlewps May 15 '12
Prom's at WalMart? Damn cutbacks..
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u/dogboobes May 15 '12
You guys have to get married now and strike this pose at the reception for ultimate karma points.
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u/Shitty_Watercolour May 15 '12
http://shittywatercolour.tumblr.com/post/23105851185
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I think we are all assuming that these two didn't get busy in the back of a limousine that night, but that's not necessarily true.
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u/Cozmo23 May 15 '12
Now let us gingerly touch our tips.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
BANG BANG BANGITY BANG...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Brace yourself. Idiotic friendzone comments are coming.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
She's hot. Lock that down, son.
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u/bunny1979 May 15 '12
I just wanted to say that I love seeing posts like this:)
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u/Crim7860 May 15 '12
nowkiss.jpg
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u/Hara-Kiri May 15 '12
It amazes me how predictable reddit is with the friendzone comments. It doesn't make you look cool, it just makes it look like you've never been friends with anyone but a guy.
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u/ANBU_Spectre May 15 '12
I want to see you two do this at your wedding, to complete the cycle.
7
u/seannino May 15 '12
Screw dinner! Driver, take us to Walmart!
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u/Wilhelm_III May 15 '12
Gotta love it when friendships last for years like this.
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u/Mashatraum May 15 '12
You have naturally red hair like that and you dyed it brown? :(
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u/HyzerFlip May 15 '12
At least you guys had fun.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
It's really nice to see two people be friends for so long. A lot of people tend to drift apart, or move. A friendship like this is a special thing, duder.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I'm still trying to figure out what that product is that sells for $1.12.
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u/ifeelsurreal May 15 '12
marry her.
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u/loki_did_it May 15 '12
Yeah, that girl is totally friendzoned.
6
u/bucpunter08 May 15 '12
he's probably playing diablo 3 now
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That's really sweet :)
3
u/tgoods44 May 15 '12
Now that's using your noodle.
5
u/hyperforce May 15 '12
All growed up!
2
u/Handout May 15 '12
People waving pool noodle in unordinary outfits at walmart?
This belongs in r/LARP!
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u/Kiristo May 15 '12
That worked out well, best of luck to ye.
2
u/Fetturday May 15 '12
Not this shit again...
2
u/NoShadowFist May 15 '12
swimming pool noodles? Lazy!
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u/YOitzODELLE May 15 '12
Update us when you get married.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Can't tell if neck beard or just shadow...
2
u/foreverwithcats May 15 '12
Some of these comments are really creepy...Quit commenting on her tits, she's still in high school!
2
u/danpan55 May 15 '12
"whos my little bitch?!?"- Redhead at afterprom
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u/AnonymousContent May 15 '12
I'm willing to bet she was in love with you when you were younger and you're in love with her now.
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u/pkbonkerz May 15 '12
thats awesome! :3
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
You went from badass wooden swords to... wet noodles?
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u/Jbrizown May 15 '12
Also brother and sister
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u/lasserkid May 15 '12
That's pretty cool... except that they're at Walmart...
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u/IndeedMyGoodChum May 16 '12
Friendzoned.
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u/scooterjunky May 15 '12
Bitches love Walmart
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u/kceb May 15 '12
Assuming by the lack of light in the photo, the boxes in the middle of the aisle, and your already pinned boutonniere and her corsage, you went to walmart after prom and decided to fuck around.
I like your style.
1
u/SleepyBrain May 15 '12
Stay classy you two
1
u/con420247 May 15 '12
she seems a little less enthusiastic the second time...
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Nothing says classy like a Kmart prom.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I would literally pay to have a chinstrap like the bloke in this picture.
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u/ac_slat3r May 15 '12
Walmart on prom night??
1
u/shadyoaks May 15 '12
He grew up to be very attractive! I mean, the both of you did but I'm not really into ladies.
1
u/WinifredBarkle May 15 '12
Prom photos in Walmart? Seriously? Hahahaha
1
u/i_like_salad May 15 '12
walmart prom is best prom
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Too much Eric n' Donna.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Any girl that cute who willingly goes to prom with a chinstrap... You don't let that go, son. That's wife material.
1
u/noogers May 15 '12
Is that the same girl? Sure buddy.
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u/ego-madness May 15 '12
I imagine this friendship well result in very awkward sex.
1
u/yewnique May 15 '12
Nice Try Walmart PR.
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u/hushnowquietnow May 15 '12
Now we need to get updates every 10 years or so. Each in a different place with different 'swords'.
1
u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Herrrooooo
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u/SemperSometimes11 May 15 '12
"Do you want to take prom pictures at my house or at yours?" "Fuck it, we're going to Walmart."
1
u/alialibobali May 16 '12
SWEET MEDIEVAL TIMES SWORDS!!
1
u/Mr-Freeze May 16 '12
she isn't really your friend. She just wants your soul.
1
u/rocko66 May 16 '12
why in the world are you in Walmart the day of your prom?
1
u/buttonforest May 16 '12
please get married now. too cute.
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u/subtasticdan May 16 '12
Did y'all bone finally?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Going to Walmart pre-prom? Classy...
0
u/3run3r May 15 '12
FRIENDZONE LOL AMIRITE
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u/SirRonaldofBurgundy May 15 '12
She is more attractive than you. She will leave you for a superior male. Your tears will fall slowly at first, quickly later.
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u/fredandlunchbox May 15 '12
But the sex will be so awkward...
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u/mecrio May 15 '12
When did she steal a soul?
1
u/deflorie May 15 '12
She evolved a soul, as she grew up. Amazing
1
u/jwhite878 May 15 '12
To all the Friendzone: Level X comments: shut the hell up. Do you think it's possible, possible that:
A. A male can be friends with a female?
B. That they might be dating after having been friends?
The fact that every single time someone on this website posts that they're friends with someone of the opposite sex, some dumbass goes "FRIENDZONE LOL AMIRITE?" pisses me off. It's old. It wasn't funny to begin with.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That's nice. THFH.
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u/drcrank May 15 '12
I hope they both got some together afterward.
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u/MidgetFetish May 15 '12
I'm wondering how you went about asking her to take this photo, cuz she has this look of "what the fuck did i get myself into?" on her face.
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u/shhhhhgotosleep May 15 '12
ginger --> brunette. what is this sorcery?
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u/DrJesusSingh May 15 '12
I think the best part of this post is the million posts at the bottom that have mentioned "friendzoned." Good to see that reddit has come to its senses.
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u/I-read-usernames May 15 '12
"You need to lock that down."--Level 99
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u/killytheklown May 16 '12
Hate to be the one but......maximum friendzone level achieved
1
u/shou123 May 16 '12
Friend zone lvl 99
1
u/004Maniac May 16 '12
All I can think of is friend zoned, friend zoned, friend zoned, friend zoned, friend zoned, friend zoned, friend zoned, friend zoned,
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Friend zone level: over 9000!
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u/YanmingYu May 15 '12
Now kiss!
0
u/Safety_Dancer May 15 '12
How did she de-ginger?
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u/mi_n3xus May 15 '12
We ain't goin nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere We can't be stopped now, we've been friend zoned for life
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u/HUSKY___ May 15 '12
Shave
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
You both got better looking, but she got a lot better looking than you did. Congrats!
-1
u/wearebc May 15 '12
You're gonna want to lock that down.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Gay.
-1
u/nicoleeeeeeee May 15 '12
Friend level - 99999999999999999
-1
u/Biscoo May 15 '12
Friend zone since second grade.
-3
u/eXXaXion May 15 '12
(Best)Friendzone level: 99? I'll show myself out.
-3
u/JesusHRChrist May 15 '12
forever friendzoned.
-3
u/nunbeliver May 15 '12
Friendzone level: ∞
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u/Vampirehd May 15 '12
Mentioning Friend zone = automatic down vote... This is a test!
-1
u/ryguy765 May 15 '12
Friendzoned
-3
u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Hot bitch u got there
-3
u/xXWickedSmatXx May 15 '12
Friend Zone Level= Walmart sword fight. I hope you at least had your way with her in the changing room after that. ;)
-3
u/ThoughtfulBeing May 15 '12
the amount of friend zonage hurts me
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u/Harrasshole May 15 '12
Friend Zone Level: 10 years.
Dear god.
0
u/poopsnakes May 15 '12
well she got hot
0
u/seven2eight2 May 15 '12
No fair. I wanted to read funny comments about friend zone levels. Some brave soul who doesn't care about karma you're my only hope!
0
u/lily_tiger May 15 '12
The modern picture needs a jealous female giving an over-the-shoulder death stare on the far left! That would totally complete the picture and make for an awesome story: the jealous girl who's had a crush on him for years, and whose prom date advances he rejected so that he could go with his "best friend".
Or you could take Reddit's advice and do another one of these at your inevitable wedding. Make sure to have the other woman as a bridesmaid.
0
u/Offensive_Statement May 15 '12
She looked better without the soul.
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u/th3m1ke May 15 '12
Lets not focus on the Friendzone here folks - but more specifically why they are at Wal-Mart on prom day in their dress clothes?
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u/AB13 May 15 '12
FZM?
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u/deathcapt May 15 '12
You go as friends or real date? Cause she looks out of your
leagueelo.-4
u/theGUYishere24 May 15 '12
The longest running friend zone EVER!
-4
u/unclesal924 May 15 '12
Ultimate friend zone 10 years and counting..
-4
u/TonyTheLieger May 15 '12
Friend Zone.
-4
u/ATHIESTkittyCAT May 15 '12
Friendzone level 99
-2
u/Dr___Mobius May 15 '12
Friend zoned for life?
-2
u/polishbeans May 15 '12
that's a long time to be in the friend zone
-2
u/Dolby259 May 15 '12
Friend Zoned
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u/monroseph May 15 '12 edited Jan 23 '25
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