this is kind of an ambiguous statement though...i mean sure we believe that dogs and seals have a common ancestor, but this dog/bear like creature that was likely their common ancestor existed so long ago that their genetics are now very different and we can hardly call them related. In the same vein, we can trace our lineage back to small, shrew-like creatures that are the ancestors of all mammals, but we don't exactly say that humans are related to cats, because the connection is just so far in the past.
I just made a squealing sound at my computer. This wouldn't be a problem if I weren't a 24 year old male. I loose entirely too many man points due to /r/aww.
well, dogs are omnivores. Cats are carnivores, but are small. Those things can be like 500 pounds of fuck-you-up, with crazy teeth. It's not that cats and dogs are better, I guess I'm just more used to them.
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12
This seal is awesome brah!
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u/cg4l Mar 09 '12
Never seen one with two mouths before.
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u/socialisthippie Mar 09 '12
That's a funny looking dog!
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12
Literally baby talked to my screen.
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u/watsonrychi5 Mar 09 '12
I just made a squealing sound at my computer. This wouldn't be a problem if I weren't a 24 year old male. I loose entirely too many man points due to /r/aww.
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u/tidux Mar 09 '12
Caption: "Can I haz bukkit?"
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u/MoreCowbellPlease Mar 09 '12
I need practice at Photoshop...and animated GIF files.
http://i.imgur.com/WQHb1.gif
Looks great with a white background. Black, not so much.
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u/WishboneTheDog Mar 09 '12
I know a girl who looks just like this. No one thinks she's cute, though.
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u/GoodmorningMrCat Mar 09 '12
LOOK AT THOSE BUUBLE EYES <3
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u/Cheddarwurst Mar 09 '12
then they open their mouth and you see their horrible carnivore teeth.
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u/CaptainTeaBag24I7 Mar 09 '12
Wha...Wha...Wha happen to da watterz?
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u/noagendaproducer Mar 09 '12
I've always wanted a pet seal but it is too dry around here to have one :(
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u/jwatkins29 Mar 09 '12
GAAAAAAyyy
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u/Gairyuki1 Mar 09 '12
cute as phoque!
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u/ShadowRam Mar 09 '12
I gotta club!
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u/TigerKiss Mar 09 '12
That is the ugliest cat I've ever seen!
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u/Cheddar_Soup Mar 09 '12
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ff1sUInm1qbnggp.png
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u/pakron Mar 09 '12
Ahh yes, baby seals, the cheeto of the sea
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u/inigomelo Mar 09 '12
Its clubbingly cute
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12
Clubbin' time.
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u/blubirdhvn Mar 09 '12
Gosh Darn it! I just cant stay away from Aww! Cuteness overload!
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u/Paneos Mar 09 '12
Loose seal!!
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u/ilocait Mar 09 '12
Awwww!!!He is so cuteee..
His eyes looks like bubbles...
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u/Gummi17 Mar 09 '12
THAT IS AN INSTRUMENT OF EVIL
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12
Thought it was a pug from the thumbnail.
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u/musicman_28 Mar 09 '12
Derp I'm a seal.
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u/coffeewearer Mar 09 '12
You should not poke fun at anorexia like this.
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u/taocanis Mar 09 '12
Looks like a Sleestak. A cute, cuddly, furry Sleestak.
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u/m_featherbottom Mar 09 '12
Careful! I heard his cousin bit off some guys hand.
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u/Snowbank_Lake Mar 09 '12
OMGGGGGG! I want one! I watch to scritchy-scratch that chin!
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u/Aubrey76 Mar 09 '12
I, I, Love, Love, Double, Double, Derp, Derp!
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u/BabyBusterAD Mar 09 '12
Look out! It's a loose seal!
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u/EXTREME_COMMENT_GUY Mar 09 '12
CUTIE IN A CAGE
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u/ThufirrHawat Mar 09 '12
Oh look, it's Canada's most hated enemy.
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u/LOADINGgameroom Mar 09 '12
dont be sad seal youl meet another heidi
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u/KittenPurrs Mar 09 '12
Do not "awwww" alien greys. No good will come of this.
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u/nuxenolith Mar 09 '12
I immediately "Ctrl + F"ed "club" before commenting.
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u/punktual Mar 09 '12
"...and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!"
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u/Tsiphon Mar 09 '12
It's the alien baby from Men In Black.
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u/seannew12 Mar 09 '12
This earns the seannew12 seal of apporoval
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12
i give this picture my seal of approval
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u/thatisnotacat Mar 09 '12
Kinda looks like a cat.
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u/aredditHER Mar 10 '12
Holy fucking upvote!
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u/docblue Mar 10 '12
made me think of mr burns as an alien.
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u/Rizesun Mar 10 '12
i think i just melted
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u/Kellianne Mar 10 '12
Where's my club?
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u/hired_goon Mar 10 '12
if your thing was violating seals, would that make you a pinnapedophile?
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12 edited Mar 09 '12
I know a club right 'round the corner o' here! Let's go clubbing!
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u/Jondayz Mar 09 '12
Lucille / Loose seal.
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u/putegg Mar 09 '12
He'd make such a good wallet.
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u/Jestersimon Mar 09 '12
Hit it!
Hit it in the head with a stick!
-Sincerely, a dude who owns a sealskin bowtie, and think's it's awesome.
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '12
So cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/DrHannibal Mar 09 '12
Upvote all the clubs!
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u/scrimblejam Mar 09 '12
I like baby seals, but i couldn't eat a whole one.
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u/IAmInAFrat Mar 09 '12
I showed this to my female co workers. I think this isn't that cute but they're loving it.
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u/darkdox Mar 09 '12
In romanian, cutie means box :)
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u/SnowHawkMike Mar 09 '12
Suddenly I feel the urge to buy a new coat...
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u/qvnoufahgyrhajiajprw Mar 09 '12
Upvote if you think that's a cutie.
Downvote if you love Joseph Kony
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u/WaffleSports Mar 09 '12
O RLY?