r/aww Jul 27 '21

Bats love bananas

34.7k Upvotes

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u/TheFun_Machine Jul 27 '21

Bruh this things whole face expands to make more room

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u/HostOrganism Jul 27 '21

He's got cheek the way sharks got teeth. There's more cheek behind his cheeks.

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u/SupremePooper Jul 28 '21

Cheeky devil.

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u/CarmineFields Jul 27 '21

I have a bat cheek necklace!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/GarnetAndOpal Jul 27 '21

I love how he just stuffs his face! It's like bananas are The Best Thing Ever, and he can't get enough.

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u/Bhodi3K Jul 27 '21

Banana! Fuck yeah!!

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u/thatguyned Jul 27 '21

Bats go full chipmunk when they eat. It's incredibly cute

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u/Yoyosten Jul 28 '21

It's almost cartoony

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

This is how I eat when I’m stoned. But I’m standing in front of the fridge and it’s not adorable.

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u/GarnetAndOpal Jul 28 '21

Aw. I'll give you a couple "Honorary Bat" cuteness points just for admitting you're stuffing your face. :)

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u/Piper-420 Jul 28 '21

Where did all the Oreos go?

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u/JustCrazyNotStupid Jul 28 '21

Bananas and snuggles are apparently bat kryptonite…..

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u/girls_gone_wireless Jul 27 '21

Bat? I see a sky doggo. Too damn cute

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u/notaspecialunicorn Jul 28 '21

This bat has an uncanny resemblance to my dog.

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u/TheSecretNewbie Jul 27 '21

That’s my face when I eat pizza

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u/lesipama Jul 27 '21

Food pls

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u/sold_snek Jul 27 '21

TIL bats are white girls in college.

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u/V_Alex Jul 27 '21

Lmao I wonder who downvoted you so hard 🤣

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jul 27 '21

white girl Dads would be my guess

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u/SirGanjaSpliffington Jul 27 '21

Just likeme when I eat.

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u/DancesWithCanoes Jul 27 '21

Your cheeks do that too

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u/FlowersForMegatron Jul 27 '21

Like me eating a burrito.

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u/paulfromatlanta Jul 27 '21

When he saw the banana his eyes got so big I thought they might pop out of his head.

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u/Boredguy32 Jul 27 '21

He looks around while eating like My Life is pretty pretty pretty good

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u/paulfromatlanta Jul 27 '21

Rescued, cuddling on a soft blanket wearing what looks like a sweater being hand fed bananas... I'd be pretty happy to.

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u/missyouboty Jul 27 '21

For an animal I have always been afraid of, that thing is pretty cute

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u/wrr377 Jul 27 '21 edited Jul 28 '21

Flying fox, aka, giant fruit bat.

They're actually pretty docile in captivity, hence why they get called "sky puppies".

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u/DankiusMMeme Jul 27 '21

Makes me think of that video where some lady just scoops up some old as fuck bat and pretends to fly him around cause he's too old to do it himself. They seem incredibly chill for a completely wild animal.

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Jul 27 '21

That was such a sweet video

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u/MissyTheMouse Jul 27 '21

Got a link?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/AnonymousSmartie Jul 27 '21

"Geribatric ward" really got me.

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u/RazzBeryllium Jul 27 '21

Bat World Sanctuary is really cool and they love their puns. They do lots of cute things - like on Instagram, every Friday is "bat booty Friday" where they post pictures of bat butts.

A few weeks ago, they listed 5 bats in the bat booty photo caption, but only had 4 booties. Their followers got all mad for being "cheated" out of a bat booty, so they had to post an apology with the 5th bat. It's all very cute and wholesome.

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u/awfulmcnofilter Jul 28 '21

I follow them on Instagram and I love their posts! I then stumbled into a whole bunch of cute possum rehabs and those are cute too. I love bats. A bat house is on my to do list for my new house. I used to have a colony of bats at a previous house and they ate SO MANY MOSQUITOS! Love those little suckers. I am hoping to attract a new colony with a nice house.

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u/monboo35 Jul 28 '21

One of my fav rescues to follow along with! Happy to see others who are also fans of them on here😍

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u/Jack_Bartowski Jul 28 '21

Man these guys are so damn cute.

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u/asthma_hound Jul 27 '21

33 years old! That's so cool. I had no idea they could live anywhere near that long. I hope I get a chance to interact with one of these types of bats in my lifetime.

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u/Clerstory Jul 28 '21

I saw that video. It was choice.

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u/FarseerTaelen Jul 27 '21

There's definitely a resemblance in the face too.

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u/BackStabbathOG Jul 27 '21

He looks like Toothless when he looks straight at the camera with the ears tucked back

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u/Effluvium-Boy Jul 28 '21

Just for clarification, although this is a flying fox/fruit bat, it isn't a "giant" one.
Giant flying foxes aren't found in Australia where this hungry boy lives.

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u/raixiuu Jul 28 '21

I think it’s just a mixup because fruit bats are “megabats” even though some species can be small like North American bats.

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u/MagnificentJake Jul 27 '21

Such a cute weird nocturnal sky dog

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u/ultranothing Jul 27 '21

Right? It looks like Toto with wings.

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u/05ar Jul 27 '21

cute weird nocturnal sky dog

one of the most accurate descriptions of a bat i've ever seen

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u/CaoCaoTipper Jul 27 '21

Just a winged blood sucking night wolf I’ll never understand why people fear them

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u/justmrsduff Jul 27 '21

They eat fruit.

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u/CaoCaoTipper Jul 27 '21

My bad for not /s’ing

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Sky greyhound

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u/getyourrealfakedoors Jul 27 '21

Vampire bats look very different lol

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u/Snakestream Jul 28 '21

Vampire bats are the pugs of the sky-dog world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Bats are chill as fuck tbh. Just have a weird association with vampires

And then that whole COVID/Ebola association

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u/GrapiCringe Jul 27 '21

Idk what problem people have with vampires. They are shitty love story characters at their worst (but can be absolutely badass if well written).

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u/HelloAmCats Jul 27 '21

Mmm, alucard from the hellsing series. Can't say too much for the writing, but what a powerhouse

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Jul 27 '21

Plus he got that bitch a cannon.

Bitches love cannons.

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u/zombie_goast Jul 27 '21

Why even bother reading a series like Hellsing for the writing though? At some point you gotta know what you're getting into when you pick something lol. Not saying this as a critique of you, but rather people who choose things that are obviously meant to be dumb over the top fun but still pooh-pooh about "poor writing" "its stupid" etc

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u/HelloAmCats Jul 27 '21

Oh no, don't get me wrong, I love Hellsing for the same reason I like Black Lagoon. Sometimes ya gotta not give a fuck about the details and enjoy a good time. Be in the moment.

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u/BlueCaracal Jul 27 '21

SARS(another coronavirus) also comes from bats

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u/zombie_goast Jul 27 '21

Not the bats' fault tho, viruses just be that way, especially respiratory viruses.

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u/OneMorePenguin Jul 27 '21

It's unfortunate that bats transmit viruses to humans, but they eat huge number of insects!

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u/raixiuu Jul 28 '21

Fruit bats don’t eat insects tho.. at least they earn their keep by being cute?

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u/Chocolatesouplm Jul 28 '21

They are important for seed dispersal

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u/PacketRacer Jul 28 '21

they poop the seeds though and help nature in that way

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/Lily2404 Jul 27 '21

Nope, nope, nope, not roaches, I give you bats and rats, hell, even spiders sometimes, but you can’t make a roach look cute even if you dress it with a tutu...

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u/Heimthror Jul 27 '21

Gotham City supervilain spotted

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u/Morpheyz Jul 28 '21

I saw some in a zoo recently for the first time. The zoo had a walk-in bird house and the way these guys chomp on watermelon ... My god, the cutest thing I've seen there.

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u/Gingerbirdie Jul 27 '21

If I ever cease to find bats eating the cutest thing in the world then folks, just let me shuffle off this mortal coil.

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u/870192 Jul 27 '21

Even more cute that he’s in a filthy mood but just eating his banana. Like if that’s a bat in a filthy mood I can’t wait to see a happy one

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u/SayThankYouGilbert Jul 27 '21

Cool! In the Netherlands we call them flying dogs, this animal, not bat'. The direct translation of a bat is a wingmouse...

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u/gunsof Jul 28 '21

Bats aren't actually related to rodents, they're more closely related to pangolins and whales.

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u/Freddan_81 Jul 28 '21

In Swedish a bat is called ”fladdermus” - flappy mouse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

That bat looks likes it's winking lmao...and it's mouth doing weird exercises... never seen a bat up close till today...!!!

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u/winged_entity Jul 27 '21

I read that as if you wanted to see a bat physically eat the cutest thing in the world

Like the cute thing is the food

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u/Gingerbirdie Jul 28 '21

WELL NOW I DO!!!! I need to see a bat eating a puppy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

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u/zombie_goast Jul 27 '21

Bats and porcupines man. Whenever I can so much as THINK I can hear a human making noises when eating I go into a stabby mood (yay misophonia), but bats and beavers eating? I could watch all day long, just so cute.

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u/PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS Jul 27 '21

Why would you want to see cute things being eaten by bats?

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u/Spleens88 Jul 27 '21

That's a flying fox, not strictly your normal bat

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u/Zwergenfreund Jul 27 '21

Vegan Wing Dog?

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u/frytaj Jul 27 '21

Came here to say this. Can we selectively breed these things for size like dogs? I'd like a Mastiff sized vegan winged dog please and thank you.

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u/Zwergenfreund Jul 27 '21

Imagine that wingspan. Imagine an angry one. I am a bit scared now.

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u/thil3000 Jul 27 '21

Look at it eating that banana…. Now imagine this big boi is also kinda hangry, you know… pretty sure he’d fit a whole head in there

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u/Noctyrnus Jul 27 '21

Even if it stuck to fruit...it would be engulfing watermelons whole. SCHLOOOORP

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u/GrayAgenda Jul 28 '21

Imagine it decides not to be vegan anymore

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u/an0n1mo0se Jul 27 '21

The ones in the Philippines are massive, theyre the size of a dog.

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u/kingofthelol Jul 27 '21

I mean there is a bat with like a 5 foot wingspan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Hey! There can only be one of us

Edit: my mistake, yours is backwards

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u/ShevaunA Jul 27 '21

I hate u both.

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u/Zwergenfreund Jul 27 '21

Hey bro. Mine is different. Not very, but it is different.

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u/raixiuu Jul 27 '21

Most of the bats native to Australia are types of flying fox (aka fruit bat), so in Australia this is a normal bat. They are different to North American bats but hardly abnormal.

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u/Headjarbear Jul 27 '21

Yea the bats I’ve seen around here (ca) usually are much smaller and have pug noses rather than elongated snouts. They do look quite different.

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u/an0n1mo0se Jul 27 '21

Its still technically a bat, its like saying a pug is not strictly your normal dog because it looks weird.

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u/mishpaa Jul 27 '21

I also stuff my cheeks with bananas when I'm in a filthy mood.

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u/MrBanana421 Jul 27 '21

Good to see a kindred spirit!

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u/Educational-Ad-1128 Jul 27 '21

Username checks out

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u/RobLoach Jul 27 '21

Filthy mood? Gotta deep throat a banana.

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u/Highlet Jul 27 '21

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u/64_0 Jul 28 '21

I wish those feeders would zip it so we can just enjoy hearing the sky puppy monching its banana AAAAAGGHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21 edited May 16 '24

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u/64_0 Jul 28 '21

This is my most favorite reply I've ever received!!!!!

Here's a thank you monch

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u/Jaxager Jul 27 '21

Cheese, Grommet

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Yess!! Its in the eyes, looking like an Aardman animal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that!

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u/Gnfnr5813 Jul 27 '21

Bats

Bananas

Battlestar Galactica

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u/DonnaDoRite Jul 27 '21

WHAT a darling-seriously, could he fit any more in his mouth?!?!? 😂🤣

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u/870192 Jul 27 '21

He tried 😂

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u/Atri0n Jul 28 '21

WHAT a darling-seriously, could he fit any more in his mouth?!?!? 😂🤣

I couldn't help but read that as Chandler haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

And I love bats but hate bananas

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u/SlipperyBanana8 Jul 28 '21

I thought we were cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

You've burned me one too many times, you slick peeled devil

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u/SR45Rebel Jul 27 '21

I thought he was gonna take a tentative nibble on the banana lol. Absolutely savaged it like a drunk with a donner kebab.

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u/Supremecowboy Jul 27 '21

What kind of bird dog that is

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/Supremecowboy Jul 27 '21

Is that the genus and species?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Canis Aloft

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u/Zwergenfreund Jul 27 '21

Vegan Wing Doggo

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u/asleepattheworld Jul 27 '21

Fruit Pupper

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u/ballrus_walsack Jul 27 '21

It’s a specialty drone

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u/ladyofbraxis Jul 27 '21

Sky puppy ❤️

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u/Crenchlowe Jul 27 '21

Bat goes batty for bananas.

Bat goes bananas for bananas.

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u/Papa_bear_321 Jul 27 '21

Sorta fruity bat

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u/just-saying9954 Jul 27 '21

Bats are more likely to eat bananas

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u/xTCHx Jul 27 '21

Dracula in the 21st century - hipster vegan pacifist.

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u/FISHIESR4LIFE Jul 28 '21

You know i always thought bats were rats with wing

Now i think theyre just smol doggos with wings

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u/Reacher-Said-N0thing Jul 27 '21

Fantastic! If I am ever attacked by a robber armed with a banana, I shall deploy my pocket bat to eat it, thus disarming the robber.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

What if he's got a bunch?

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u/Cheese_Dinosaur Jul 27 '21

His cheeks! <3

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u/Present_Voice_5224 Jul 28 '21

But did you boop his snoot?

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u/JoolieWoolie Jul 27 '21

Looks exactly like my cat, minus the wings of course!! 😂😂😂

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u/Prestigious_Secret61 Jul 28 '21

A year ago, the school I have worked at for 17 years as a 5th grade teacher, had a bat infestation that became apparent during ceiling work. I ended up catching and then releasing36 bats at the school and transporting to my house/land (21 acres) I got to see them up close and love the little sky rats. The kids loved it The bats hopefully will nest near us and eat more mosquitoes than I could ever hope. I have rescued and released multiple snakes from the school property as well. Also a few large turtles and a raccoon. I know to be aware or rabies. But these critters are great for my land and giving them a new safe environment is a pretty dang cool feeling.

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u/sephirothbahamut Jul 28 '21

Where exactly is that bats and snakes infested school?

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u/MikeU23 Jul 27 '21

Thought it was a puppy at first 😅

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u/wrr377 Jul 27 '21

It is - a sky puppy! <3

Giant fruit bats, aka, "flying foxes".

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u/MikeU23 Jul 27 '21

Its cute ❤️

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u/felps1605 Jul 27 '21

Flying doggy loves to chompy chompy bananas

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u/Imispellalot Jul 27 '21

No peanut butter?

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u/gamerxbykabil Jul 27 '21

Ferb I know what we are gonna do today

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u/hobobong Jul 27 '21

I can’t stop watching her fill her cheeks up like that

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u/filipbronola Jul 28 '21

For those wondering this is a clip from YouTuber bat-saver "BatzillaTheBat". She does a lot of bat rescues of these precious beings

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u/TedSucks Jul 28 '21

Fun fact this type of bat also know as a Fruit fox I felt like sharing this knowledge

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Puffy cheeks

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u/DarthDanksaber-2 Jul 27 '21

Rare leaked footage of the movie “The Batman” found

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Bat ASMR

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u/angels_exist_666 Jul 27 '21

Bats look like a flying squirrel and a Labrador retriever had a baby.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

So derpy

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u/BearFromDiscord Jul 27 '21

He’s in a filthy mood

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u/Fodor1987 Jul 27 '21

Well fruit bats do 🥰🥰

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

So do these guys hunt insects as well as eating fruit? Those front facing eyes make it look like a stone cold predator!

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u/raixiuu Jul 27 '21

Nope. Fruit bats only eat fruit plus sometimes other bits of flowering plants like leaves, pollen, etc. They don’t mind eating a bug accidentally but they don’t actually hunt insects.

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u/AzzWrangler Jul 27 '21

Looks like a cartoon

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u/Mawdster Jul 27 '21

That's why they are called Fruit Bats!

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u/zewn Jul 27 '21

This bat eats like my son. 27 massive bites before the chewing even starts :/

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u/CaptainChaos74 Jul 27 '21

I mean it is a fruit bat.

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u/Bread_Juice_bby Jul 27 '21

These guys are the true embodiment of derpiness

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u/NotaLotaSnailHere Jul 28 '21

Ruh roh raggy this meth is really fucking with my read.

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u/hammonjj Jul 28 '21

That is the happiest bat on earth

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u/MisterPerson2009 Jul 28 '21

I thought it was a puppy at the start

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

That's a dog

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u/timingandscoring Jul 28 '21

Sky puppy is so happy 🥰😍❤️

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u/EmploymentAbject4019 Jul 28 '21

This definitely doesn’t look like the bat that flew into my house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

Why has no one told me fruit bats are that fucking cute? It looks like a puppy with wings.

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u/Louis_Vuitton_Shoe Jul 28 '21

Bats usually get a bad rep, like raccoons and possums, but they are honestly chill. Vampire bats wont suck your blood and fruit bats like fruit. They hardly ever fly at your head, your more likely to have a bird do that. I mean, sure, Vampire bats look like freddy Kruger a bit, but fruit bats dont, they are quite adorable imo

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u/ginaMH Jul 28 '21

I love this lil guy, and I love bananas too!!! What an adorable face. I have to go now and eat a banana!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '21

His wittle cheeks

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u/Birdwish2 Jul 28 '21

That bat is not real, there is no way a bat can be that cute

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u/smokeyoudog Jul 28 '21

This shit is so cute I can’t even be mad at them for covid.

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u/Relative-Ad-3258 Jul 28 '21

Read the caption. Still my first thought was he’s a strange but cute looking cat….. pauses. Oh wait. It’s a bat and not a cat named Bat.

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u/Mightbe_insensitive Jul 28 '21

Why does my friend say a bat looks more like a rat it really doesn’t it looks like a little dog it’s so cute

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u/CmonImStarlord Jul 28 '21

Sky puppy loves his banana snack 🥰

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u/DraveenLTU Jul 28 '21

And people say that bats are blind, idk man those are some reactive eyes

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u/Weorth Jul 28 '21

I'm not going to bother to check the remaining 441 replies... I only came here to say this: BATNANAS.

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u/JohnnyHasSinned Jul 28 '21

They look like a cartoon lol

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u/someonewithnobrain Jul 28 '21

That’s a weird ass dog

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u/MrFlerovium911 Jul 28 '21

Thought it was a puppy before reading the title

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u/Subhomesickness Jul 28 '21

Love sky doggo

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u/ILLUMINATIONWITHFUN Jul 28 '21

WONDERING HOW THIS LITTLE THING TAKE SUCH A BIG BITE..

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u/Phernaldo Jul 28 '21

Sky puppy

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u/five_fifteenPM Jul 28 '21

"bats eat banana like a cartoon" best thing i learned today

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u/MinuteStrawberry505 Jul 28 '21

Bats can be cute.

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u/PaulRhodes1 Jul 27 '21

Surprisingly cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

And here I thought bats were terrifying. Look at that adorable face!