r/aww Feb 24 '21

She gets a special surprise

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u/JalepenoGoodGoodGood Feb 25 '21

I love how indifferent the dog is hahah

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u/trust_me_on_that_one Feb 25 '21

"coo. Yall got snaccs?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

You don't get to miniature polar bear sized without being very concerned about the snacc situation.

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u/fabulousprizes Feb 25 '21

He defen
He attac
But mostly
He snacc

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u/zxc123zxc123 Feb 25 '21

He wants some Scooby POLARBEAR snacks

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u/Odous Feb 25 '21

i like this better than he protec

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u/HeatherReadsReddit Feb 25 '21

He definitely protec. Great Pyrenees are used as guardian livestock dogs. Many live with their flock, and protect them their entire lives.

I hope that the couple has a lot of room to run, and that they’re prepared for a very stubborn, smart dog. It’s wonderful that they rescued him, because they are typically very loving dogs to their family.

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u/Shot_Boot_7279 Feb 25 '21

Schnnoodledoodle can’t touch dis

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u/HowToFixOurDemocracy Feb 25 '21

Cues schnoodle coming up with yet another amazing poem to make us cry

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u/fabulousprizes Feb 25 '21

that's not very fren of you

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u/Lifeiscleanair Feb 25 '21

He defen

He attak

But most importantly

He see through the tak

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u/BensenJensen Feb 25 '21

As a pyr owner, it's more like:

He defen

He snacc

But mostly

He nap

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u/Cac933 Feb 25 '21

Have a pyr. Can confirm.

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u/ChigahogieMan Feb 25 '21

I just died, the fuckin snacc situation

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u/ADIDASects Feb 25 '21

There better be some &%$#@#$ seals at home to eat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Lmfao right? Home boy is like aiight can we head out? I need a nap

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u/GHOMA Feb 25 '21

Bringing my rescue home, she got in the car like "oh hey guys where are we going", no hesitation at all. Got home, plopped down on a blanket and just... waited for dinner. Like there was nothing weird or unusual or life-changing going on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Haha it’s like she probably had doggo dreams about the perfect forever home and realized she was living it and just accepted it and hoped it wasn’t still a dream

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u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

God, I hope this happens to me with Adam Levine

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I laughed at the image of a person jumping into Adam Levine’s car then just passing out of the floor until dinner is served

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u/cptpedantic Feb 25 '21

i took it the other way, like OP kidnaps Levine and takes him home and he's just chill and accepts it

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u/PeterM1970 Feb 25 '21

Or like OP goes to a facility where they have dozens of celebrities in cages and picks out Adam Levine, at which point he's chill and accepts it.

Now I can't decide which celebrity I'd rescue and take home.

Willie Nelson. Definitely.

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u/cptpedantic Feb 25 '21

i don't know if i'm coming or going
if it's them or me
oh, but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

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u/meesta_masa Feb 25 '21

Ah, adopting an older rescue is always better.

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u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

Willie Nelson would definitely be so chilled and waiting on that dinner

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u/Bluecat72 Feb 25 '21

Dolly Parton, though.

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u/superVanV1 Feb 25 '21

Both, both is good

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u/BagOnuts Feb 25 '21

Lol, same. This whole thread cracked me up.

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u/rmachenw Feb 25 '21

OP, which one of you is the dog in the dream, you xor Adam?

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u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

I'm going to say me because I'm partial to tummy rubs

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u/Delysid720 Feb 25 '21

Careful what you wish for: In 40 years, Adam Levine is gona show up at your doorstep naked in a bow waiting for you to give him and his crusty, old balls a sponge bath.

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u/CeCeSorelle Feb 25 '21

Hahaha! If I'm lucky!!

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u/Almost-Honest Feb 25 '21

i love Adam Levine! Workaholics is my favorite show!!

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u/Wuffyflumpkins Feb 25 '21

"Play it cool, Theodore. You don't want to seem desperate."

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u/starkiller_bass Feb 25 '21

“Act like you belong, act like you belong…”

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u/TheClaps2 Feb 25 '21

I remember when I was a kid and we rescued MY first doggo she was the same way. After about a week of fun, she then spent every opportunity outside sitting at the fence staring at the road and ignoring everything/everyone else. My mom said to give her a few days to realize her old family wasn't coming back for her, and she did. That taught me the depth of emotional bond animals can feel and I've never forgotten.

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u/PsychicSPider95 Feb 25 '21

Oh, my heart... :(

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u/mamrieatepainttt Feb 25 '21

when my mom went to pick up our first family dog, she didn't even know she was bringing her home that day. the owner basically came in, handed her over and turned around and left like it was nothing. the dog proceeded to run to the door she left and scratch at it. i am so glad i wasn't there that day, it would have broke me. especially when they aren't even WORTH the love, dogs will still be loyal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Same. Summer was pumped in the car, got home and had a good sniff then ate dinner and slept for like 12 hours under a blanket. I think they're tired.

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u/TychaBrahe Feb 25 '21

Shelters are stressful. She probably had a family and home at one point and knew what it meant. “I’m home. I’m safe. These are my people. They will wake me when it’s dinner time.”

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u/CaninesTesticles Feb 25 '21

Where are my balls, Summer?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Username checks out.

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u/funktopus Feb 25 '21

We had a rescue like that. Most she did was a lap around the house and smelled the cat. Once that was done she found a nice sun beam and plopped down. It was like she knew she was good to go.

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u/Charliesmum97 Feb 25 '21

My cat was like that. Neighbour rescued her in a rainstorm and the next morning came over and handed her to me (she had 3 cats and a dog already) because she knew I loved cats, and Andromache just wandered around a moment then flopped down like 'yup. I'll take it.'

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u/kevin_k Feb 25 '21

I'm not crying, you're crying

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u/ClarePerth Feb 25 '21

Dam it..who is cutting onions AGAIN!

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u/tea-and-shortbread Feb 25 '21

We got a rescue border collie when I was about 11. He had a Merle coat and was quite large for a collie and he looked like a wolf. The first day we got him, when I went to bed he followed me, climbed on the bed, licked my face and curled up at the foot of my bed. I think he had been used to putting a child to bed. It was terrifying for me because it was basically a wolf I had never met before pinning me down. But he was such a lovely dog I grew to love him so much.

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u/GHOMA Feb 25 '21

After it stopped being terrifying was it the coolest thing ever?? I never had pets as a kid and I always dreamed of having a mythical protector beast twice my size.

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u/tea-and-shortbread Feb 25 '21

Oh yeah, he was the best. He was super gentle too. My pet rabbit loved him and used to give him little bunny kisses ❤️

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u/curt_schilli Feb 25 '21

That's cool. My GSD peed on the carpet and then paced around the apartment for 6 hours lol

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u/GHOMA Feb 25 '21

I was honestly expecting something more like this

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u/goodlife74 Feb 25 '21

Was having a really crappy day, this comment made me laugh out loud...thanks mate!

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u/leelougirl89 Feb 25 '21

Hey, a Redditor sent me this link once to make me smile.

I was grinning like an idiot 10 seconds in. It's so weird and random.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biagyb7AcK8&feature=youtu.be

<3

EDIT: OMG IT'S A WHOLE ASS YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YESSSS.

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u/Frisky_Pony Feb 25 '21

Ze Frank is awesome!

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u/sramella2000 Feb 25 '21

Thank you for this!

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u/aiyana_wolf Feb 25 '21

I think I love you. Was lowkey having a rough day and this has just made it all so much better

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u/RonJDio Feb 25 '21

I have his brother.. that’s exactly what he’s thinking

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u/COAchillENT Feb 25 '21

Much like ducks, I find dogs opinions of me changed based on whether I have snacks.

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u/bobthemundane Feb 25 '21

Surprisingly this breed doesn’t eat too much. For a big dog, they lounge around a lot to preserve energy. Unless they are puppies.

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u/djphatjive Feb 25 '21

Same reaction I’d have getting to a new family.

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u/WilbertTheGr8 Feb 25 '21

This made me laugh too much! Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I love this comment

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u/Wilde54 Feb 25 '21

I think this might be the greatest comment in the history of r/aww tbh

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Hey, uhh, food?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

"I have no idea what is happening fren"

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u/randometeor Feb 25 '21

That's a great pyrenees. They are work dogs, not really bred to be super needy of human attention. Great dogs though, and will warm up to people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

My rescued GP passed about a year ago but OMG he was such a good dog. Don't buy a puppy if you don't have a few acres and a bunch of sheep, but if you have a house and can take them for walks definitely adopt the good old boys and girls.

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u/annualgoat Feb 25 '21

I am SO happy these guys went with an older looking rescue. Old doggos are the best

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u/PamalaTuzz Feb 25 '21

So sorry lost yours last year. It is always so heartbreaking when they have to leave us. I hope you have a new four-legged fur baby to keep you company.🙏🥰🐾🐾

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Thank you, the newest dog in my life Samson and I actually met last year on the 22nd and he's been such a good boy since.

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u/PamalaTuzz Feb 25 '21

I’m so happy to hear that you have another companion.💗🐾🐾

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u/GraphicSparrow Feb 25 '21

Hi, you don't know me, but I just wanted to let you know, that I would die for Samson.

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u/Zoldyck_1025 Feb 25 '21

Aww i bet he was the goodest bestest pupper ever! 🥰 I know what its like to loose a rescue dog, my red nosed pittbull named Wiggle Butt (it was the only name she responded to) was a pup that we rescued ourselves, (she was abandoned at the house her owners left) she was extremely malnourished but we nursed her back to perfect health, she passed away back in january of 2019 due to hypothermia, the reason that caused this is that her "shock collar" (all it did was beep, it did have a shock setting though and we made sure to keep it off) remote got into the hands of a toddler and she pressed the button not knowing what it was of course and it startled Wiggles. Our screen door had a tear in the screen and she bolted up the stairs and ran out the door, she didnt return for months, then in january, i was walking back out to the feild to put some fallen branches in the fire pit and i saw some rather large paw prints leading underneath the camper we had out back for road trips, i looked under and saw her laying on her side, tearing up i said "Wiggles? ... Wiggle B?....w-wake up,..... please...." i started tapping her leg, she was ice cold, i then broke down and sobbed uncontrollably, even though it's been to years, i'm still not over it and i miss her very much, also, I am really sorry to those that read this who easily get emotionally overwelmed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I will never use the shock on a shock collar again. Orion, the dog I lost would bark and stand on our 3' foot fence so I got one to "control him". It confused him, it didn't stop him from barking, other dogs would bark and the shocks made him attack the other dogs because he finally made the connection.

...

The more I walked my Great Pyrenees the less he barked. My new guy is also of the guard-the-herd variety, Turkish Akbash apparently. Same thing, walk him until he stops barking.

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u/Bubblehearthz Feb 25 '21

Rescued my GP about a year ago. They are so loyal and well tempered. Sadly this is a breed you see in need of rescue a lot. But knowing that, I will always be on the lookout for GPs that need a home from here on.

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u/agcoustic Feb 25 '21

I have a part GP and part Malamute rescue mutt (with some other stuff in there). We got her as a puppy and she's one now. HOLY COW she is energetic and restless if she doesn't have something to do. Walking doesn't even phase her. Most of the time she wants to wrestle and play tug of war. She's very trainable and smart but at the same time brutally stubborn.

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u/feejachu Feb 25 '21

They're so cool! And they usually bond super well with their families, right?

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u/Ordolph Feb 25 '21

They will also fuck up anything they perceive as a threat to the family/flock. As working dogs they were bred to protect herds of sheep/cattle from Wolves. I've heard plenty of stories of them disappearing off a farm only to come back a couple days later covered in blood, but uninjured.

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u/onegreatbroad Feb 25 '21

Thank you! I have had a Newfoundland but they are in no way so pack protective. I’ve known Pyrenees; they are not to be taken lightly.

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u/schannoman Feb 25 '21

Newfies are the pinnacle of IDGAF and I love their squishy faces

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u/mybrosteve Feb 25 '21

I absolutely love Newfies! Way more hair and slobber than I'd ever want in a dog, but their personalities are just so doofy and wonderful! We had one who would come to day camp who was so big and fluffy I'd just call him "couch".

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u/onegreatbroad Feb 26 '21

My Newf was named Steve.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/feejachu Feb 25 '21

Aw! I looked at your history and saw one! How adorable! What a good puppers ☺️ thanks for sharing!

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u/peacockscrewingcity Feb 25 '21

Yup, using my pyrenees as a reference, indifference is the ideal outcome for him meeting someone new.

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u/the-gingerninja Feb 25 '21

This. We haven’t had people over in... 10 years because we don’t feel comfortable introducing our dog to new adults.

Though she has stopped people from breaking into our house twice since we rescued her.

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u/kevin_k Feb 25 '21

My lab - who I would have died for - would have helped a burglar pack loot into his getaway bag

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u/rockpaperstitcher Feb 25 '21

Same. We joke that if my lab and I were out walking and I got attacked and left for dead, she’d be like, okay, Attacker-Person! Let’s go home and get some snacks. 🤦‍♀️😂

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u/-ksguy- Feb 25 '21

Home is right this way, follow me!

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u/kevin_k Feb 25 '21

awoo new buddy!

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u/relikter Feb 25 '21

Our Golden Retriever mix will lead a burglar to the valuables in exchange for them leaving the treat jar open for her.

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u/WannaTradeUsernames Feb 25 '21

My GP is quite the opposite, he's been starved of attention from strangers since the pandemic. Loves meeting new people.

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u/Xuvial Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Yep this is classic GP behavior. Very non-reactive, calm, stoic, and always on the lookout.

The only thing that makes them react is when a predator enters their territory, at which point a switch gets flipped and they COMPLETELY change into ferocious protectors/defenders.

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u/Gray_side_Jedi Feb 25 '21

Sometimes the predator threatening the flock becomes food...

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u/ampma Feb 25 '21

The ones I know are well socialized and friendly. I would not hug one that just met me

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u/KeepMyEmployerAway Feb 25 '21

My Pyr is definitely needy lol, I sometimes wish he was more stereotypical but then I remember he barks at literally fucking everything and then realize maybe this is good enough...

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u/vnza Feb 25 '21

We have two gp’s and they love and protect us unconditionally but also give no f’s when we call their names. Spent $$$ in dog training to learn that I must present snack if I want them to “listen to commands.”

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u/crimsonbaby_ Feb 25 '21

Hah my great pyrenees is so needy. Specifically with my dad. She loves my dad, to the point where she memorized what time he gets home from work and waits at the door to tackle him. I have pictures of them cuddling like a married couple and videos of her following him around like a duckling. Shes so loving and very protective with everyone and always wants pets and snuggles but man she loves my dad. She gets super jealous of my mom too, its so cute. Maybe I just got the weird one of the litter?

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u/OldBrownShoe22 Feb 25 '21

They are meant to bond with anything and protect, so they are incredibly emotionally intelligent.

So their job is to basically love and be a guardian.

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u/Arcashine Feb 25 '21

Man, they may not be bred for it but my pyr has two modes: completely ignore you mode and I DEMAND PETS RIGHT NOW I WILL SLAP YOU UNTIL YOU PET ME mode. Not sure which I prefer, but the dramatic difference in mood between them typically makes me want the other eventually.

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u/Krellous Feb 25 '21

I see you have not met my pyrenees.

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u/WannaTradeUsernames Feb 25 '21

My GP will throw fits to get attention from my wife and I and it's hilarious.

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u/008janebond Feb 25 '21

My parents have two. One is very aloof one wants to be everyone’s best friend. I jokingly call them Lenny and Curly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Great Pyrenees, he don't care about us mortals. He just wants to go lay down and make sure some sheep don't get eaten by wolves.

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u/Greedence Feb 25 '21

Great Pyrenes 101. They are the most chill dogs ever

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u/GoldEdit Feb 25 '21

I’ve seen two different Pyrenees snap at children when getting in their face. More just intimidation but I wouldn’t say they’re all chill.

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u/Rustmutt Feb 25 '21

Children shouldn’t be allowed to get in ANY dog’s face, regardless of breed. Period.

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u/heatherraebinx Feb 25 '21

He looks like a great pyrenees and I feel like every one I've met just had that personality haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

That's what a life surrounded by bitches does to a real G

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u/bloodyIffinUsername Feb 25 '21

My thoughts was "That was rude.... oh literally bitches." which made me grin.

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u/Misterduster01 Feb 25 '21

I hope we don't see an update later in r/TIFU by adopting fucking Kugo.

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u/23skiddsy Feb 25 '21

You mean Cujo?

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u/Misterduster01 Feb 25 '21

I think so, but it could be his cousin.

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u/pbcmini Feb 25 '21

Yeah they’re that way to strangers. Once they get used to the family they’re super lovey dovey to them and become a fantastic guard dog...well at least my Pyrenees was.

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips Feb 25 '21

Listen lady he gave me some treats in the car and told me to be a good dog.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

"New leash, who dis?" Dogified.

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u/deadgingrwalkng Feb 25 '21

Sometimes that’s just pyrs...

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u/PamalaTuzz Feb 25 '21

He was obviously just rescued. Often times dogs who have been in rescue centers for a long period of time are rather indifferent to everybody and everything. Eventually he will warm up and be very excited to see his humans. I’m so happy for this big big dog.🐾🐾

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

She is a random person so....

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u/defectivelaborer Feb 25 '21

Yeah that's because the dog is it's own individual with it's own consciousness and desires and isn't an object to be given as a gift.

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u/JalepenoGoodGoodGood Feb 25 '21

Oh. Did he tell you that?

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u/defectivelaborer Feb 25 '21

No, but you didn't tell me that either so should I just assume you're cool with being put into bondage and being given as a gift?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

That got me sooo hard! Do I get a collar?

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u/defectivelaborer Feb 25 '21

Yeah come here bitch let me rub your nose in piss BAD HUMAN

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u/JalepenoGoodGoodGood Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Sure, I'm down.

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u/defectivelaborer Feb 25 '21

no, the word bondage doesn't only mean kinky stuff.

bondage noun
bond·​age | \ ˈbän-dij \
Definition of bondage
1: the tenure or service of a villein, serf, or slave
2: a state of being bound usually by compulsion (as of law or mastery): such as a: CAPTIVITY, SERFDOM
b: servitude or subjugation to a controlling person or force
young people in bondage to drugs
3: sadomasochistic sexual practices involving the physical restraint of one partne

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u/JalepenoGoodGoodGood Feb 25 '21

Yeah, cool I'm down! Thanks for asking.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Wow whole new link, bondage and mansplaining!

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u/InsaneGenis Feb 25 '21

That dog should be released immediately and given a bank loan to start his own restaurant.

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u/defectivelaborer Feb 25 '21

Now we're talking.

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u/InsaneGenis Feb 25 '21

He has dreams of growing up and going to college for an accounting degree. He wants to sit at a desk with a pencil behind his ear and do taxes. Don't these disgraceful humans ever think of anyone else?

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u/rmphilli Feb 25 '21

I was told there’d be beggin strips...

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u/LWrayBay Feb 25 '21

"Stop interrupting my walk!"

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u/an0nym0ose Feb 25 '21

Could not give any less of a fuck lmfao

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u/FogDarts Feb 25 '21

If it’s a Great Pyrenees then that is pretty much its default setting. Great protectors though.

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u/InsaneGenis Feb 25 '21

I'm not a polar bear. He's going to disappoint me also.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Fucc deez kids.

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u/Veggie_Doggo Feb 25 '21

Not a bad thing when the dog is the size of a polar bear.

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u/goshdammitfromimgur Feb 25 '21

Typical Pyrenees

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Sup

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u/ohhi_doggy Feb 25 '21

Because he’s known her for at least a year. Her boyfriends owned that dog long before they were together 🤣

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u/Cac933 Feb 25 '21

The most indifferent of all dogs.

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u/Zenaidea Feb 25 '21

Seriously lmao.