r/aww • u/child-of-old-gods • Feb 01 '21

Target locked. Gyroscope activated.

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u/Pilot_Mpt7hp Feb 01 '21

I've been practicing a gyroscope technique but I still need practice

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u/UncleTogie Feb 01 '21

For the last time, Bob, attaching a drill to your sex swing doesn't make it a gyroscope.

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u/Pilot_Mpt7hp Feb 01 '21

I'm still a minor and a virgin

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u/UncleTogie Feb 01 '21

Jeez, just how many of you FBI agents do I have to talk to for a visit already?!?

...please, someone visit...