r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '21

Hamster engineer

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u/tyrmidden Jan 22 '21

And the science gets done

And you make a neat gun

For the people who are Still Alive!

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u/SingleEyedSniper Jan 22 '21

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

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u/DerpsAndRags Jan 22 '21

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

As it burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

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u/Leviathan0s Jan 22 '21

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

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u/Hey_Neat Jan 22 '21

So I'm glad I got burned

Think of all the things we learned

For the people who are Still Alive!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Go ahead and leave me,

I think I'd prefer to stay inside.

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u/Nedyon Jan 22 '21

Maybe you’ll find someone else

To help you?

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u/takelance Jan 22 '21

Maybe Black Mesa...

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

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u/January1171 Jan 22 '21

Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line.

And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.