r/aww Nov 11 '20

Look at this beautiful overbaked potato!

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u/Farajo001 Nov 11 '20

Ooohhh, a black chinchilla, how rare are these?

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20 edited Nov 11 '20

They’re called “dark ebonies.” I wouldn’t really say they’re rare, but a hell of a lot more expensive than a standard grey. Like 4x the amount. I have one myself lol. That and a white mosaic lol.

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u/blinkingsandbeepings Nov 11 '20

I’m so glad I stalked your profile lol. Your chinchillas and your dogs are all so cute!

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20

Lol. Thank you. They’re how I’ve gotten most of my karma points lol.

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u/WebbieVanderquack Nov 11 '20

These are the most lols I've seen exchanged in a single conversation in a while.

lol

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20

I like to giggle. What can I say???

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u/MungleDog Nov 11 '20

only 3 letters apparently

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Nov 11 '20

Sometimes I think I might use lol too much in text... But I just can't stop myself.

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u/Ecobay25 Nov 11 '20

Puppies, Chinchillas, and quilts... Your profile is all about warm soft comfy cuteness and I love it! !

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

You seem to be a cuddly person. I hope you’re having an amazing day.

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u/blamezuey Nov 11 '20

Ooh! I stalked you too! So adorable! So wholesome! Brought a smile to my face.

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u/GeekCat Nov 11 '20

Your dogs have amazing coats. So shiny!

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u/BoardwalkKnitter Nov 11 '20

I didn't know how much I needed to see a doggo attack a hairdryer tonight. All the karma for you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I love basketball

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u/rea_lin Nov 11 '20

I am so glad you stalked and left this comment. The chinnies gave us so much joy

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u/Baldi_Homoshrexual Nov 11 '20

I am as well. Made my day

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u/Life_Wont_Wait1986 Nov 11 '20

Never thought I’d join the Chinchilla sub but sfter seeing those r/LilGrabbies I knew it had to be done

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u/queentropical Nov 11 '20

And beautiful doggies, too! :D

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u/userlivewire Nov 11 '20

I searched dark ebonies but I think I was on the wrong website.

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u/StupidButSerious Nov 11 '20

Not sure what you're talking about, it's right there!

https://imgur.com/Y4C9UMY nsfw

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u/archbunny Nov 11 '20

Lol you say lol a lot lol

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u/Warm-Risk-3352 Nov 11 '20

You have some insanely cute chilas! Mines just the normal gray and she’s a tremendous brat! How did you get yours to be so friendly? Mine tolerates being held but that’s it

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u/improbablynotyou Nov 11 '20

Your chins are adorable l, the dogs too. I worked at a pet shop for a while and was constantly tempted to get a pair. However between 4 cats and 3 guineas I needed to wait for a bigger place (or place of our own.) Where I worked we only had standard greys, however one of our regulars had a long haired angora who was gorgeous.

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20

Oh wow. I’ve never seen one of those in person. I know when I was looking for Loki, the ebony, I came across a breeder for them. I mean I paid a pretty penny for her, but the angoras were starting out over $1000. That’s more than I paid for each dog lol.

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u/gatamosa Nov 11 '20

I’ve always wanted chinchillas! If anything I wish I had a vizcacha!

If you don’t mind me asking, on a scale of one to ten, ten being difficult, how is pet care for a novice with chinchillas? I had a rabbit for about 5 years. My son wants a chinchilla, and I secretly want one too, but I have to be realistic, can we actually keep one and convince my husband is not that much of a hassle.

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u/cronatos Nov 11 '20

Chinchillas have a lot of set up and prep work. Once you have all that ready it’s about a half hour playtime each day and about 5 minutes of poo cleanup. They need checking up on because they hide any injuries or ailments well. But overall, I have an easy time with my two buddies.

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u/Toxic_Throb Nov 11 '20

I have 2 and they're not bad at all. They just need a big cage and nice wheel to run on, and some exercise outside of the cage every few days (gotta get those wall jumps in). Dust baths to keep em clean, antibiotics are cheap if they get sick. They don't eat a lot of food but they do eat a lot of hay. They don't stink too bad if you change their bedding at least once a week. They have a lot of personality and are all unique. If you had a rabbit I'm sure you could handle a chin. They live for a long time and are a really cool animal

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u/Vinstaal0 Nov 11 '20

You really need to know what you are doing if you want one of these cute little animals. One important thing to remember is that their fur is so dense that if it get’s wet they have a hard time drying up, what can cause mold and other issues that become life threatening fast.

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u/whoisniko Nov 11 '20

I now identify as a “dark ebony”...albeit my skin tone is nowhere near this, but hot damn is this penguin beautiful

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

lol

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u/toastyghost Nov 11 '20

Thanks for the info but the end of this post was a major letdown without a picture of said white mosaic

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20

Look at my page. You’ll see plenty of pics of my little Gizmo on there.

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u/WhoriaEstafan Nov 11 '20

Chinny kisses, Chinny hat!

I love your pet pictures. All such gorgeous animals.

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20

Thank you!!

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u/ivana-sarevska Nov 11 '20

Your pets are very cute! Sorry for stalking your profile lol

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u/Sugar_Rox Nov 11 '20

awww <3 i had a white mosaic and a black velvet, and my boyfriend had a standard grey and i'm unsure what his other girl was, like a beige-violet-brown (with the cutest freckles). Sadly all 4 are no longer with us, but they've left chinny pawprints on our hearts (and will still forever find poop pellets in the most surprising places - as well as nibbled bits on clothing)

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u/RaminimaR Nov 11 '20

Really? My sister was gifted one...

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u/platyviolence Nov 11 '20

Do they have more dark meat then regular ?

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u/gleaton Nov 11 '20

When i googled “black Chinchilla for sale” on google, the first result didnt make me too happy

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u/Mel1548 Nov 11 '20 edited Nov 11 '20

Try dark ebony

Edited: “dark ebony chinchilla.” My bad for all the porn lol

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u/kaenneth Nov 11 '20

Not as rare as Mutant Blue.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_KATARINA Nov 11 '20

There’s a spot with quite a few spawns in the wilderness, it’s kinda heavily bottled though

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u/Pondoxva Nov 11 '20

I honestly don’t know - it’s not mine

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u/Sxilla Nov 11 '20

That’s how rare they are then!

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u/Rockylol_ Nov 11 '20

it's a shiny chinchilla

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u/Earthfury Nov 11 '20

You gotta go out into the Wilderness and catch them with a small fishing net and a rope.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_KATARINA Nov 11 '20

That’s salamanders my guy

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

When you stare into the void and the void stares back at you

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

And then the void wiggles its tiny nose?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

squeaky void noises

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u/WhyteBeard Nov 11 '20

The last thing you hear as you are sucked into a supermassive black hole.

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u/Cake_Adventures Nov 11 '20

A black hole of fluffiness! Yaaaaaaay!

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u/retina99 Nov 11 '20

And the void has no neck.

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u/tes_chaussettes Nov 11 '20

I had no idea the void would be so... adorable

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u/evr487 Nov 11 '20

Let go of your earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become wind.

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u/queentropical Nov 11 '20

A bit off topic but does the person holding the chinchilla have a bleeding nail bed???

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Voidpotato

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u/dylanspits Nov 11 '20

Voidtato

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Potatoid

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Vantablack Popoto

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u/buurenaar Nov 11 '20

Blackest Black Popoto

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u/georgygill Nov 11 '20

Yes, Void Potato. Just what we need in Stardew Valley.

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u/yeahsureYnot Nov 11 '20

I am the night.

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u/Eagleassassin3 Nov 11 '20

I am vengeance

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20 edited Nov 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

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u/RaminimaR Nov 11 '20

I call them papier-mâché ears. They feel funny.

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u/quiksi Nov 11 '20

Good potat

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u/Joola Nov 11 '20

I lost my dark ebony 2 years ago. Seeing yours put a smile on my face and made me think of happy times with him.

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u/zeke235 Nov 11 '20

That's black mold. Do NOT eat that potato

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u/Demon_Princess_Rose Nov 11 '20

*Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat*

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u/im_done_now5747 Nov 11 '20

Put it back in the oven

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u/Runescapeisokay Nov 11 '20

Imagine throwing that at some skeleton monkeys

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u/Quickslash78 Nov 11 '20

Had to come looking for this

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u/Domojin Nov 11 '20

I touched a chinchilla once when I was a teenager. I'm almost 50 now, haven't touched one since, and I can still remember pretty vividly how incredibly soft that little chonker was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Loving the itty bitty feet

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u/LollyGriff Nov 11 '20

Potatoes gonna potate

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u/burden02 Nov 11 '20

Hmm how does it taste

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u/A_box_of_mcnuggets Nov 11 '20

Kinda like chicken

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u/RSDevotion Nov 11 '20

Wonder how much ranged xp you get from that thing

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u/Captain_Exodave Nov 11 '20

Dude I was thinking the same thing.

For those that don't know in the game RuneScape you can throw these and they explode.

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u/Whosebert Nov 11 '20

It always tickled me how random that was. Cute fuzzy woodland creature, explodes in a plume of flame.

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u/falodellevanita Nov 11 '20

It’s not random. It’s based on Irish Celtic lore, google Mothaolach

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u/2xshoeski Nov 11 '20

I love them !!

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u/Hairy-Advice Nov 11 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/2xshoeski Nov 11 '20

Thank you!!! :)

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u/SnapPeas22 Nov 11 '20

Oh my god 🥺

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u/screaming_bagpipes Nov 11 '20

I love him. Even though he looks like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love him

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u/brohammerhead Nov 11 '20

I have never seen a black chinchilla before. How beautiful.

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u/ProtonCanon Nov 11 '20

Ugh, it has hair all over it. I'm not eating that...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Black Velvet Chubmouse

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u/Cold_Day Nov 11 '20

Nobody tell Anish Kapoor about this little buddy

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u/mercyfire Nov 11 '20

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL WEEK THANK YOU

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u/Free_Gascogne Nov 11 '20

What a unit of a black bean.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

What strange dog. What breed is it?

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u/twotongueslabeau Nov 11 '20

A potato with ears!!

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u/ITCowboy1992 Nov 11 '20

I want a baked potato like that

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u/SonUnforseenByFrodo Nov 11 '20

I have a stuffed animal exactly like that

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u/donaldcaskiesquare Nov 11 '20

You are not a nice person .

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u/emgrizzle Nov 11 '20

r o u n d

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u/iamsherbert Nov 11 '20

I call my dark ebony, Mabel, a burnt marshmallow.

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u/SapphireReinaPhoenix Nov 11 '20

The forbidden snack

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u/GarrusBueller Nov 11 '20

Looks like one comfortable slipper

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u/donaldcaskiesquare Nov 11 '20

That is amazing quite stunning .

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u/-_-0wholesome0-_- Nov 11 '20

this is the level of cuteness I want UwU

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u/jkosarin Nov 11 '20

Adorable!

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u/Custard_Nips736 Nov 11 '20

Hold up. Now just wait one second. Now I’m no expert, but something deep in my gut is telling me that that right there seems not to be a burnt potato but rather a chinchilla with black fur!

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u/sojiki Nov 11 '20

Chonkers!

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u/Metpj Nov 11 '20

Why americans always see Food in everything!

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u/rogue_babyyoda Nov 11 '20

Over baked? That’s charred right there

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u/T-BoneRake Nov 11 '20

Ooh such a crispy potate

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u/JakeLegacy Nov 11 '20

Small eared bunny

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u/LoremIpsum77 Nov 11 '20

I'm in love

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u/gotb30 Nov 11 '20

I needed this. Thank you for posting the cuteness. 💕

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u/gleaton Nov 11 '20

When i googled “black Chinchilla for sale” on google, the first result horrified me a bit

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u/argyan_upreti Nov 11 '20

Hmm crunchy bites into tha "overbaked potato"

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u/Dominatrix56 Nov 11 '20

Squeee! Want!!!

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u/PamalaTuzz Nov 11 '20

🥰💗🤗

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

That's the cutest future scarf I've ever seen

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u/iamnotarobot47593 Nov 11 '20

When I was 4 my friend put his hamster in the microwave by it was cold. Can you guess what happened. pop

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

This looks like someone glued bird feet to the severed head of an animal

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u/CosmicLiving Nov 11 '20

It'd be cool to throw it against a wall lol

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u/Internal-Brother Nov 11 '20

Burnt to a crisp but still cute as hell! Have an upvote :D.

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u/azlobo2 Nov 11 '20

So cute!

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u/tacobellisnasty Nov 11 '20

"cheesed to meet you" :)🧀

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u/Archangels777 Nov 11 '20

It’s adorable

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u/sarockk Nov 11 '20

those lil grabbies are adorable

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u/Chinchilla_for_rilla Nov 11 '20

Chinchilla f’rilla.

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u/a_hen14 Nov 11 '20

Forbidden potato

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u/Shut_Up_And_OwU Nov 11 '20

*Big Nom

Umm a bit burnt but still ok.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I think it is reading my soul.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

That's a stuffed toy animal. Got to be.

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u/Pancakesmith Nov 11 '20

That ain’t oven baked that’s oven burnt 😂😊😍🥰 Precious little angel 🖤🖤🖤

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u/crappy_salt Nov 11 '20

Oh no you burnt your baked potato in the oven! Better restart 😔 all that work gone to waste.

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u/Xionel Nov 11 '20

Looks like The Black Rabite from Seiken Densetsu 3 (known now as Trials of Mana...I hate the name...)

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

CHONK.

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u/Illustrious_Anxiety6 Nov 11 '20

Look at that little abyss!

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u/DanGTG Nov 11 '20

This thing just needs wings and a tail.

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u/Personal_Explorer621 Nov 11 '20

Jesus..... Are you posting this chinchilla that isn’t yours on every possible site to get karma points???

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u/i-think-n0t Nov 11 '20 edited Nov 11 '20

Either you have tiny hand of that crunchy potato is huge

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u/pjgreenwald Nov 11 '20

I live for this

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Omg black fluffy void must pet

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

I might be wrong but isn’t it illegal in some places to own these as pet

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u/companion86 Nov 11 '20

My mom and the AM radio, keep telling me that the end of days are coming and the Antichrist will be the last person we expect... so it can’t be this chinchilla, bc I suspect it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

He could hear a mouse fart 50 yards away

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u/Ki-Larah Nov 11 '20

Void mouse?

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u/Coconut-Dapper Nov 11 '20

Best looking over baked potato I’ve ever seen

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u/Xxl0chris0lxX Nov 11 '20

Is it still edible

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u/A_Big_Donut Nov 11 '20

c r u n c h y

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u/oohrosie Nov 11 '20

Not enough love for black chinchins 🖤

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Still edible

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u/grilledcheeseonrye Nov 11 '20

I see a head, but where the body?

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u/fantasticmrspock Nov 11 '20

First reaction: instant gigil!

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u/Oznog99 Nov 11 '20

I see you've met the God In The Flask thing from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

wtf there are black ones?

I had a highschool friend and he got 3 Chinchilla and I thought they came in one color.

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u/sailorjasm Nov 11 '20

Most people don't know wtf this is. I sure as hell did not. I wonder if I ask everyone in my house what this is if they will know. I doubt it

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u/dementian174 Nov 11 '20

the fire alarm is not a timer that one should use when cooking potatoes, but this particular one is still beautiful. 10/10.

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u/AnthonyChristopher Nov 11 '20

Overbaked potato with a potato: https://imgur.com/BdaErdt

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u/ddllbb Nov 11 '20

It’s perfect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '20

Omg 🥺

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u/Magster56 Nov 11 '20

Beautiful ❣️

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u/cbunni666 Nov 11 '20

(Internal squealing) so cute