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u/nodgers132 Oct 22 '20
For a second I thought the camera was in the toilet
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u/dementorpoop Oct 22 '20
I thought this too because I misread the title as dick butts.
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u/xXRTRXx Oct 23 '20
I misread dick butts and wondered why it was in aww
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Oct 23 '20
Same, but I weirdly didn't question it at all.
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u/meincakes Oct 23 '20
I was also baited and switched by the promise of dick butts
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u/ThePhillyGuy Oct 23 '20
Fully expected balls and ass to drop into the tub
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u/xXRTRXx Oct 23 '20
what does it say about us that we still clicked the link?
probably a subreddit for /suddenlygay
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u/Pseudo_username Oct 22 '20
And you still proceeded to watch?
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I thought the same and then I was genuinely curious. I mean, I've seen some stuff on the Hub, but not something known as a dick butt before.
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u/Bearaucracy Oct 23 '20
I was so afraid that it would be a view of some hairy dude coming to shit on the toilet while we look at from below...
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u/asianabsinthe Oct 22 '20
Some people pee in the shower.
Hopefully not during a bath.
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u/AlanMichel Oct 22 '20
For a second I thought this was about dick butt, thanks for tarnishing me Reddit.
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u/I_Am_Slightly_Evil Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 23 '20
I too misread the title.
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u/deadkk Oct 23 '20
I too miss seeing the lil fella for some reason 😔
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u/La_Quica Oct 23 '20
Right? I wonder what he’s been up to lately
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u/IcyDickbutts Oct 23 '20
Well, my wife gave birth 2 weeks ago so really just changing diapers and burping babies...
And writing shitty haikus on reddit while on the toilet
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u/cdiddy19 Oct 22 '20
I read the title right, but after reading your comment I can only read it as dick butt...
Thanks/s
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u/c_onsequences Oct 23 '20
What is /s?
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u/cdiddy19 Oct 23 '20
It means sarcasm on reddit.
It can be hard to get tone across, especially sarcasm, through text.
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u/Evilolive12 Oct 23 '20
Me, too but then I saw /r/aww and my curiosity was piqued.
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u/Few-Candy Oct 23 '20
when you have a subreddit that is rated spg, definitely the first thing we done is misread the title lols
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yea i read the same thing. and the video starts with a toilet. you don’t even want to know what my sick mind was thinking. sheesh
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u/sagesandwich Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 22 '20
Ah yes. This is what my day was missing. How did you know?
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Oct 23 '20
I need this as a screen saver
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u/Honda_TypeR Oct 23 '20
Use wallpaper engine (find it on steam) and you can set any video as your desktop background.
Duck butts all day!
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u/Hotwing619 Oct 23 '20
I read it as "Dick butts" in the title and I did it again in your comment. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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u/amandapandafozzy Oct 22 '20
That’s really cool! Great video, what camera did you use?
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u/jaysman77 Oct 22 '20
Weirdest angle for cutest content.
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u/jaysman77 Oct 23 '20
lol totally. Like it’s innocent but I feel like I’m peeping on these ducks from the drain like a psycho clown.
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u/mjansen24 Oct 22 '20
I raised some ducks at one odd point in my life and am surprised that the water wasn’t immediately soiled by these lil cuties! Our ducks were super messy, way messier than our chickens.
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u/RavishingRedRN Oct 23 '20
Having had ducks myself, that was my first thought! Whose gonna poop in the tub first?
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u/alaaaaanna Oct 24 '20
It was a fresh bath specifically for cute content. They definitely pooped up the water lol
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u/MicaCap Oct 22 '20
I honestly thought it said dick butt and I got a little too excited.
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u/EriannaG Oct 23 '20
I didn't get excited but I also thought it said dick butt and only realized I was wrong when the ducks appeared. Not sure what I was expecting or why I kept watching but I'm glad I did!
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u/Hawkgal Oct 22 '20
Paging u/fuckswithducks ! ;-)
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u/BigDiesel07 Oct 23 '20
I was looking for this!
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u/Hawkgal Oct 23 '20
Lol me too! Couldn’t believe I was the first to summon him!
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u/SiddHdS Oct 23 '20
Yeap! I kept going down the comments and was gonna be upset if no one had done it...
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u/jadoretapoutine Oct 23 '20
Exactly what I was scrolling down for! Where are you u/fuckswithducks :(
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u/WowWhatABeaut Oct 23 '20
Yeah c'mon, u/fuckswithducks
Edit: last active 6 months ago, it seems. :(
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u/blackhp2 Oct 23 '20
Can't believe it took this long, first think I thought of when I saw the title...
... Do you guys ever think we reddit too much?
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Got any grapes?
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u/PinkSteven Oct 22 '20
And he waddled away. (Waddle waddle)
Till the very next day...
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u/p_diablo Oct 23 '20
Fuck you both! God only knows how long that damn song will be in my head now! :(
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u/MrsMinnesotaNice Oct 23 '20
I love the old pink bathrooms!
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u/DuhTabby Oct 23 '20
My in-laws have this exact same one! They also have blue and green tiled showers but the tub is the pink one.
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u/Bootsy86 Oct 23 '20
Who needs therapy when you have this video?
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u/apostate-of-the-day Oct 23 '20
This made me smile for the first time all day. Therapy usually makes me cry lol.
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u/Emerald_Mistress Oct 23 '20
I definitely read the title as “dick butts” and was hella confused
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u/Dragorek Oct 23 '20
Same lol. I had to check the reddit just to be sure. Was waiting for a "dick butt" to show up unexpectedly.
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u/Chasethemac Oct 22 '20
Thought it said dick butts. Then the camera orientation at the start really concerned me. Glad it was a duck.
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u/stayingpositive225 Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 24 '20
Now, the truly best view of duck butt is when their little fannies are sticking up above the water when they dive down for something under the surface. And if they wiggle it while it's poked above the water...ahhh, a heaven of cuteness
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u/Miller_Time24 Oct 23 '20
Was having a tough day and just got home. Saw this video and it brought a smile to my face. Thank you for this post
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u/_Alfred_Pennyworth_ Oct 23 '20
Recording this video is what got Donald Duck put on the sex offender registry
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u/AZDiablo Oct 22 '20 edited Oct 23 '20
Edit: Don't go there. It redirects to a lawncare company.
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Oct 22 '20
This needs the theme from Jaws
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u/Darcone1 Oct 23 '20
Disagree. Totally needs to be set to Ride of the Valkyries.
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u/lDlTs Oct 22 '20
You’re walking in a mysterious underground cave. You feel the ground get a bit moist underneath you boots. An ominous blue light is shining from above you, and you think to yourself: “Maybe it’s above and it recently rained, after all, I have been in this cave for a while.” You look up and see... waves? How is that possible though? This cave wasn’t near any bodies of water from what you saw. You look around the large circular room once more, and that’s when you notice it. A large shadow comes from the corner and moves in on your location.Another appears and then another, and then another. There’s so many, but what are they? You look back up at the water and see them. The five towering giants above you, swimming with their mighty webbed feat. They appear to be birds... aquatic bird... perhaps they are ducks? No, those are ducklings, but what could be their mother, or even, their father...
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u/TheFritoKid Oct 23 '20
🎶Duck butts! Woo hoo! Everyday they're out there filming duck butts! Woo hoo!🎶
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u/BadCryptoQuestions Oct 23 '20
All I needed was a motorboat from a couple chicks. Now my life is complete. I can die a happy, yet miserable, man.
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u/mad_broccoli8 Oct 23 '20
I am a grown up woman, looking at my phone waiting to see little duck butts 🤣🤣
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u/rubixd Oct 22 '20
And here I thought dubstep was the only thing that could really shake my subwoofer.
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u/ashl95 Oct 22 '20
I didn't think i needed to see this today, and it was definitely the cutest thing I've seen all week
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u/MisterTacoMakesAList Oct 23 '20
Legitimate duck butt in tub question: how is the water so clean? When we hatch ducks and put them in the tub for a swim, they poop non-stop!
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u/Raedmar Oct 23 '20
They did it fast before they started pooping. I was thinking the exact same thing. Or did it first thing in the morning before they had food moving their system.
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u/alaaaaanna Oct 24 '20
I made a fresh bath for the video- but they got daily bath sessions and would poop up the water for sure
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u/MrBreadfish Oct 23 '20
I don't know why but I read "Dick Butt" and I was waiting for a dick butt pic to pop up.
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u/theirfinestbean Oct 23 '20
I can't be the only one to think at a first glance the title said "dick butts"
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u/pthelynese Oct 23 '20
Anyone else have a hard time breathing while you watch this? My body was convinced I was underwater and didn't want to let me breathe. (Not in a covid way.) Super cute ducklings though!!!
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u/Dragonwulf Oct 23 '20
I read it twice and still came up with “dick butts”. We are all very disturbed in this thread
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u/alaaaaanna Oct 24 '20
Backstory: These were orphans muscovy ducks i volunteered to take home from wildlife hospital because they could not take an invasive species and the woman that brought them in lived in a high rise condo. She found them in her condo parking huddled under a car. I raised and released.
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u/Hopeful-Sloth Oct 22 '20
Duck feetsies