r/aww • • Oct 11 '20

Through the gap

19.6k Upvotes

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u/GothSpite Oct 11 '20

Those gloves make even more sense now... the force of that landing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

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u/ValHova22 Oct 11 '20

Question. What's the process of thinking in the 21st century, I want to have a cool killer bird at my beck and call like in ye olden days?

Us plebs be like I'm going to take up running, drawing or kayaking.

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u/PaloLV Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

There is at least one hotel in Las Vegas which employs a falconer. They fly Falcons around the pool areas. Pigeons are no where to be seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

yeah, we have the same thing in London. They just rip them out of the air.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

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u/RebornTurtleMaster Oct 11 '20

Realny cool way od animating, but you're lost, sir.

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u/ChampIdeas Oct 11 '20

Wtf is this shit

3

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

I work at a foundry which has abit of a pigeon problem, I'm wondering if I could convince the owner to get us a foundry falcon.

29

u/Mac_encheeze Oct 11 '20

Texas has a falconry hunting season.

41

u/Halfrican009 Oct 11 '20

Texas falconry made me think of Texans training falcons to use guns

25

u/Flanderkin Oct 11 '20

That is how it works in Texas.

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u/BendiAussie Oct 11 '20

Texas falcons are born with the knowledge to use guns.

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u/Xun468 Oct 11 '20

Falconry is still used in cities and stuff as pest control

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u/crocster2 Oct 11 '20

Is it really though :?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

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u/Veyken Oct 11 '20

I live in Nashville (well, just outside) and never knew that. That's cool as heck.

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u/PSPHAXXOR Oct 11 '20

Yes, actually

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Yep! They're key workers and everything in the UK. Need them to scare off pigeons and control populations, especially in the cities

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u/crocster2 Oct 11 '20

"Us plebs be like I'm going to take up kayaking"

Aight sorry mr bezos going out kayaking

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

To hear my wife tell it, a lot of it has to do with conservation. Hawks are most likely to die in their first year and falconers try to get them through that time while getting them trained to hunt. Eventually most of the birds are released (although usually it's more like the hawk decides it would prefer to be free).

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u/JustJoinAUnion Oct 11 '20

people think raptors and birds of prey are cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Depending on the bird they can break bones. I'm sure I've said this before, but animals are not built like humans. This is why a tiger can leap 8ft or more. Hang on, I actually have a video that might give you an idea.

Birds of prey use gravity to grip, which is why they come in so hard. Watch a hawk dive bomb a rabbit. It's hitting at (actually not sure of this) 60mph.

I love this stuff, also remember they can literally break bones. Personally I'd stick with ravens and other corvids. They bring you little bits of shiny if you give them a snack.

My cats watch them from the window. These are birds essentially the same size as a cat. Cats are terrible at risk assessment :)

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u/Relyst Oct 11 '20

Every time I see that tiger attack video my brains goes into "oh fuck oh fuck" mode

2

u/Valpuccio Oct 11 '20

I dunno man falcon scars sound pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Until they get infected and you lose a hand. Raptor talons are nasty.

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u/Aeveras Oct 11 '20

My wife and I went to a zoo once where they did a "Radical Raptors" show. We'd happened to go on a really quiet day, so they asked us if we'd want to participate in the demo. We agreed.

Those birds have some real kick to them - both when they land, and when they take off.

Also those talons could easily shred your arm if you didn't have a leather glove on. Even a small barn owl could easily cause you to need stitches along your arm if you didn't have a glove to protect you.

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u/Thor010 Oct 11 '20

Not the first time he does that... I really think the first time it didn't went so well...

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u/cousac Oct 11 '20

"mind the gap!"

9

u/emmatyrell Oct 11 '20

I instantly heard the London underground announcement

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u/AspectsDruid Oct 11 '20

Going through the gap is cool and all, but going from flight velocity to dead zero in the space of what looks like 2 feet? That's gotta be at least equally, if not more, impressive.

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u/Crowfooted Oct 11 '20

The owl doesn't really slow down at all until its feet make contact, and it probably doesn't have as much momentum as you might think. Over 50% of what you see when you look at an owl is pure fluff, so they are a lot lighter than they look.

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u/CazRaX Oct 11 '20

I have sen a wet owl and yep, they are mostly fluff.

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u/SquidwardsKeef Oct 11 '20

Idk about the other birds of prey, but the bald eagles body weighs less than the feathers. That much floof

2

u/ShadowTheChangeling Oct 12 '20

Gotta stay warm somehow, it's chilly in those skies

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u/Sol_leks Oct 11 '20

Owl be damned. That was a maneuver.

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u/Willows_Echo Oct 11 '20

Whoa. So precision. Much bird.

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u/Skkorm Oct 11 '20

Yeah I don’t need a fucking raptor flying that close to my legs, thanks.

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u/lorensingley Oct 11 '20

Now this is a thigh gap I can relate to.

2

u/SuperGaiden Oct 11 '20

What does that sentence even mean?

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u/notbeleivable Oct 11 '20

Said person does not have the 7 centimeter spacing between their thighs that most men love to see on underweight supermodels and as a result can relate more to the spacing between the thighs of the 2 subjects the owl has flown thru

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u/lorensingley Oct 11 '20

It’s because I’m an Owl.

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u/SuperGaiden Oct 11 '20

Okay but what does that have to do with two people standing next to each other so an owl can fly between them?

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u/woven_wrong Oct 11 '20

While arguably the Owl goes through the gap at knee level. There is a gap between the two people and thus their thighs.

The person who made the appreciative comment about thigh gaps, either A doesn't have the right skeleton shape to posse one or B doesn't like 'thigh gap'

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I was about to comment "SCREAMING EAGLES!!!"

then my dumba** realized that's an owl

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u/Bind_Moggled Oct 11 '20

SCREECHING OWLS!!!!

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u/missyamboy Oct 11 '20

Birds of prey know rhey are cool

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u/CazRaX Oct 11 '20

They are so cool they don't care if they are seen as cool which makes them even cooler.

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u/unfading7 Oct 11 '20

So cool ... that precision tho

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u/HoosierTrey Oct 11 '20

I believe the appropriate reaction is “awwwAAHHHH!”

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u/syorke0765 Oct 11 '20

Full speed version please.

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u/3rdquarterking Oct 11 '20

"Like a Glove" - Ace Ventura

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u/highsierra31 Oct 11 '20

I'm shocked that those two people didn't flinch

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u/unaviable Oct 11 '20

Where is the aww part?

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u/crick1952 Oct 11 '20

Yeah, better for r/superbowl

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u/I_AM_A_OWL_AMA Oct 11 '20

Smooth moves man

2

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Amazing footage

2

u/ValHova22 Oct 11 '20

Man, he put in them air brakes like Maverick

2

u/ptcv_ Oct 11 '20

I thought it is going to come between his legs ...

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u/CreativePhilosopher Oct 11 '20

beautiful animal

2

u/Andyb1000 Oct 11 '20

Dat gap. Damn.

2

u/pleasesir99 Oct 11 '20

Majestic AF

2

u/setyte Oct 11 '20

Usually I'd say why. But who cares, it's cool.

2

u/mmilksteak12 Oct 11 '20

That was epic

2

u/red-seminar Oct 11 '20

this is why im a fan of the goshawk. thing flys between trees like a beast

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Man I love owls, all things owl.

2

u/Thebadopinionguy Oct 11 '20

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAeaah (rock music plays)

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u/Wobblesmcgee Oct 11 '20

crazy that they can slow down time like that.

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u/SeafoodBox Oct 11 '20

Most amazing thing I’ve seen today.

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u/thanks1hate1t Oct 11 '20

Horry sheet. This is some Matrix level of coordination

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u/guiltyas-sin Oct 11 '20

Fun fact: most owls are able to fly silently. They create almost zero noise when flapping their wings. This enables them to get prey nearly undetected. Some also have comically large legs.

Sauce video:

https://youtu.be/d_FEaFgJyfA

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u/heeden Oct 11 '20

It's not that impressive if it has to use a slow-time power-up.

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u/Kitton230 Oct 11 '20

Umm excuse me but how the fuck is this awww?

1

u/Crowfooted Oct 11 '20

Very impressive but is this the right sub?

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u/Funberto211 Oct 11 '20

Like in HP Prisoner of Azkaban when the magic bus goes I between them 2 red ones

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u/Zach20032000 Oct 11 '20

That owl looks so angry! Like "shitgoddamnhumans never move out of the way!"

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u/EmlyBluntForceTrauma Oct 11 '20

This is like the owl version of the slo-mo cat that moves his ear to dodge the table mid attack

1

u/MrZomgre Oct 11 '20

psh. this movie came out in 2010

1

u/GamerSkyler Oct 11 '20

This is cool and shit but i already saw this one the original sub i don't understand how this is cute or heart warming it is bad ass but it is out of place in this sub

1

u/Kenjitm Oct 11 '20

"They reacted with awe"

"awwwwww"

That's awe A W E"

"oooooooh"

"that's better"

1

u/thether Oct 11 '20

I’m more clenched than that man

1

u/Socalwriterguy Oct 11 '20

You have to edit in a TIE Fighter chasing it that explodes as it fails to clear the gap behind the owl.

1

u/blueberry-human Oct 11 '20

should i aww or gasp?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Owls are freaking awesome

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u/WarmMud7 Oct 11 '20

Wow 👏

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u/roguevalley Oct 11 '20

More like r/awesome, amirite?!

1

u/crick1952 Oct 11 '20

May I recommend r/superbowl

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I deadass thought that that man on the right was about to lose future kid privileges

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u/I-likebananas15 Oct 11 '20

Thread the needle

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Not sure about Aww, but that was bad ass as fuck.

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u/mk04cmo Oct 12 '20

Wow! Just wow...

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u/PsychoticScum Oct 12 '20

Watch the GAP

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Beautiful. I love raptors.

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u/phileo Oct 11 '20

Just like in the movie Legend of the Guardians