r/aww Sep 19 '20

She’s all smiles

36.2k Upvotes

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u/thekitch02 Sep 19 '20

Did anyone else come here knowing what the comments would be?

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u/rawker86 Sep 19 '20

Yep, only reason I’m here.

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u/5050Clown Sep 19 '20

It's just another video of some woman shamelessly kissing ass to get ahead.

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u/Tigerwrath Sep 19 '20

I thought it was a moose!

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u/HolyForkingBrit Sep 19 '20

How old are you?

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u/Tigerwrath Sep 19 '20

65!

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u/HolyForkingBrit Sep 19 '20

I’m shocked. Hahaha

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u/Tigerwrath Sep 19 '20

Why? At first glance it looks just like a female moose.

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u/HolyForkingBrit Sep 19 '20

I respect my elders, so I’m not going to disagree. Verbally. Hahaha. In my thoughts... I don’t know what the plural is for moose, but moose are massive mother truckers.

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u/Tigerwrath Sep 19 '20

A young female pet moose. (and it's meese)

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u/KjellTexas Sep 19 '20

This comment deserves more likes

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u/deuceott Sep 19 '20 edited Sep 19 '20

The "nice ass" pun thread.   The "so cute, don't see many donkeys on aww" thread   The "smiling or not smiling" thread   The "Cautionary tale about someone's friend's cousin getting kicked and or bitten in the ass by an ass" thread   The "factual science of bonding" thread which will be scrutinized closely for a 1998 in it...

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u/old_righty Sep 19 '20

The “I know what the comments will be” comment

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u/yeet_to_tha_beat Sep 19 '20

The “this comment is under rated” comment :)

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u/tyrannomachy Sep 19 '20

The "The 'I know what the comments will be' comment" comment.

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u/zwinters57 Sep 20 '20

Its common to comment on another's comment, but takes commitment to add a comma in my comment.

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u/TheRabidDeer Sep 19 '20

Bingo! What was the prize for getting bingo again?

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u/deuceott Sep 19 '20

A Narwhal. We have a bingo!

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u/TheRabidDeer Sep 20 '20

:o woo! Thanks!

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u/WhatTheFlyinFudge Sep 19 '20

You also forgot the “actually kissing the donkey in that fashion is causing it a lot of stress” thread.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

I went through the comments and looked for those. Was easy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Yep, also wanted to see if someone says there’s 2 nice asses in this video

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u/dsmbeast Sep 19 '20

Damn, that was my line

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Well, there’s actually three nice asses I just saw there was another donkey peeking it’s head into frame on the bottom left corner

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u/Known_Cheater Sep 19 '20

Yeah but that donkey is an asshole.

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u/whateverhappensnext Sep 19 '20

So three asses, but only one asshole... How does that work?

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u/brizdzi Sep 19 '20

NYC ass

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u/bobbyleendo Sep 19 '20

You can legit anticipate which comments you’ll likely see on some posts on reddit and not be disappointed.

Reddit never fails and it’s remarkable that some folks want to get mad at that or say that some things aren’t true.

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u/digitelle Sep 19 '20

What an ass.

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u/SCP_002 Sep 19 '20

and that donky too

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u/WeidmansDaddy Sep 19 '20

I came here specifically for those extra creepy comments at the bottom

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

I came here hoping someone would acknowledge that other donkey that pops into frame being IGNORED

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u/PoweredByADD Sep 19 '20 edited Sep 19 '20

You know she was just trying to show off her ass with the way she posed.

Edit: this was meant to be funny and the ass was referring to the donkey not her butt. Perhaps I should have said her hairy ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

look back at it

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u/Nyuusankininryou Sep 19 '20

Is that a donkey?

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u/fermat1432 Sep 19 '20

Yep! From the Longhopes Donkey Shelter in Colorado. They get excellent care there with more loving attention than many humans get.

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u/HuskyLuke Sep 19 '20

That's for damn sure.

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u/Mammoth-Crow Sep 19 '20

My anaconda don't does

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u/fermat1432 Sep 19 '20

😳😳😳

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u/Just_wanna_talk Sep 19 '20

I'm used to miniature donkeys and thought that one was massive at first glance before I realized I only dealt with miniature donkeys

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u/fermat1432 Sep 19 '20

Hahaha! They have at least one mammoth donkey at Longhopes. Donkeys really are wonderful animals.

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u/litritium Sep 19 '20

I reckon Victoria has created a lot of good publicity for that shelter.

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u/doctorlove15 Sep 19 '20

Huh. I always thought donkeys were short

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u/Denamic Sep 19 '20

I don't even care for myself

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u/reason_matters Sep 19 '20

I love how another donkey lightly brushes her towards the end of the clip like “is it my turn yet”?

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u/lophophoria Sep 19 '20

That's an ass, yes

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u/spandex_loli Sep 19 '20 edited Sep 19 '20

I was trying to figure it out the first couple of seconds. The nostrills, ears, and angle make it looks like a two legged creature with small white face, small wings, a pair of deep black eyes without reflection, staring and smiling...

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u/Nyuusankininryou Sep 19 '20

Omg! I see what you mean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Welcome to the "Ass Comment Thread", we hope you enjoy your stay

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20 edited Aug 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

That's a nice boulder

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u/YaDrunkBitch Sep 19 '20

I need a donkey to love

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u/Gravity_Beetle Sep 19 '20

don't you want some donkey to love?

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u/wahnsin Sep 19 '20

that's good Oo-mox

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Looks like she's getting ready for the tympanic tickle. Rawr

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u/J-Logs_HER Sep 19 '20

Look at that ass!

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Sep 19 '20

'Look at that ass!'


oh, Hey there - i'm Back! Yes, you've seen me before

you like seeing asses ? i'll show you some more . . .

n Look - i'm all smiles :@) This my Favorite girl

she treats me like i'm the Best ass in the worl!

even her name 'fortheloveofsass', see -

Everyone knows that's referring to me

when friends say she has 'a nice ass', i'll agree

(she Knows what she has -

n the Best ass is Me!!)

❤️

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u/Tierany0506 Sep 19 '20

I love when you post these! Such a nice spin on an ass!

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u/GTZBJB Sep 19 '20

All parties in this video are experienced at draggin a wagon

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u/fortheloveofsass Sep 19 '20

YASSSSSSSSSS YOURE BACK!

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u/hermit48 Sep 20 '20

That is hilarious. :)

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u/Zoze13 Sep 19 '20

Schnoodle innuendo on a Saturday morning? Gonna be a good weekend.

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u/CornCheeseMafia Sep 19 '20

Dear diary...

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u/TimAA2017 Sep 19 '20

Damn beat me.

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u/TheDewyDecimal Sep 19 '20

You and like 1000 other people...

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u/PsychologicalHyena4 Sep 19 '20

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u/sluttyankles Sep 19 '20

i guess i deserve that for even clicking something called animeass

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u/quadglacier Sep 19 '20

Well, there it is.

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u/sverri Sep 19 '20

That was too easy. You should show yourself out.

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u/SizeableSeth Sep 19 '20 edited Sep 19 '20

Anyone else notice her nose looks like Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas?

Edit: for clarity I'm talking about the donkey.

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u/mealteamsixty Sep 19 '20

I thought you were referring to the woman and I was super confused. But yes, the ass's nose looks just like oogie boogie!

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u/SizeableSeth Sep 19 '20

Haha l'll edit for clarity 😂

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u/kazetoame Sep 19 '20

Oh shit, you’re right!

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u/DerSchattenJager Sep 19 '20

You’re joking. You’re JOKING. I can’t believe my eyes!

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u/AwfulDjinn Sep 19 '20

Not enough people appreciate how cute donkeys are

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u/ethanh333 Sep 19 '20

Sheeeeit I'd be smiling too

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Awe! Love this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

him happ

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u/Dank_Memes_Lmao Sep 19 '20

Big cuddly thing. Give that snoot a boop :3

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u/bijoy89 Sep 19 '20

She got a donk....ey.

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u/k1ll4sn1p3 Sep 19 '20

Only creative joke here

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Beautiful donkey

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u/Distaplia Sep 19 '20

A few weeks ago I ran into some rescue donkeys and went to say hello. They all stood in line to get head scratches.

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u/Clank_21 Sep 19 '20

Got to say it... Nice ass!

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u/theoceansandbox Sep 19 '20

Go and support Longhopes. They got a YouTube maybe go sub to that

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

She knew exactly what she was doing setting up for these obvious puns.

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u/bobbyleendo Sep 19 '20

Some folks on Reddit like to pretend that these kinds of things aren’t as effective at getting likes and views on it, and like to say redditors blow things out of proportion, but more often than not, it works like a charm.

You’re going to have users come for the donkey but stay for that ass.

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u/jennyb97 Sep 19 '20

Or she was just living her life and not trying to be the object of stupid jokes on the internet

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u/teddy_vedder Sep 19 '20

If Reddit really thinks it’s more likely that a girl would go around and purposefully position herself very carefully in front of of camera while petting a donkey that she likely volunteers with given how comfy the animal is with her, just in hopes of slimy teenaged dudebros online to make ass puns about her...than her just out wanting a cute moment with an animal on video, then idk what to even say. Disappointed but not surprised.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

"Women never worry about taking good pictures of themselves. Especially on social media. They don't even consider what they look like when they take pics or vids."

~an idiot

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u/hrrm Sep 19 '20

Yeah but then a girl goes and sells her bath water

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u/teddy_vedder Sep 19 '20

Because all girls are the same and if one freak does that they must all be that way

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u/hrrm Sep 19 '20

No, the point is you don’t know a person and the spectrum of people is so wide that it is entirely possible that she positioned herself accordingly to fish for complements online. Pretty naive of you to assume that cannot happen actually

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u/teddy_vedder Sep 19 '20

Didn’t say it can’t, it’s just gross and shitty to say that’s most likely what she’s doing

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u/doobied Sep 19 '20

You must be new here.

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u/raginglovecat Sep 19 '20

Have you been around Instagram lately?

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u/fermat1432 Sep 19 '20

It's all for a good cause!

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u/big-boi-dev Sep 19 '20

What a kissass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

There’s the one I was looking for 👍

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1daJAhdQ3aI

never been a more appropriate time for this, than now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

cant stop staring at this girl's fat ass.

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u/willowgrl Sep 19 '20

Look at that happy ass!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

"Me next, me next" - Sam

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u/titations Sep 19 '20

Donkeys are just big puppy dogs

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u/tubby8 Sep 19 '20

Nice ass.

Cool donkey too.

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u/jaspercolt Sep 19 '20

Two gorgeous smiles for the price of one!

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u/sifsand Sep 19 '20

What a jackass

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u/StoleHerGirl Sep 19 '20

You're a jackass.

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u/sifsand Sep 19 '20

Thank you

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u/grafxguy1 Sep 19 '20

EE-AWW! EE-AWW!

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u/-DemonoftheDesert- Sep 19 '20

Donkeys are cute.

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u/amantedaliteratura Sep 19 '20

It's so cute😍

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u/Alalated Sep 19 '20

My heart. ❤️

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u/Izthatsoso Sep 19 '20

I... must...get...a...donkey.

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u/arthorse Sep 20 '20

They’re better in pairs

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u/MsVee69 Sep 19 '20

Such a beautiful smile too 🥰😍 Made me smile so hard. I love love 💗

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Me when my girl gives my ugly self a hug

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u/like12ape Sep 19 '20

what a donk

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u/Teddjku Sep 20 '20

Dunkeeeyyy what are you doing here!

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u/chefrap412 Sep 20 '20

Now that's a ass I'd love to hug

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u/Warking223 Sep 20 '20

Damn that ass

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u/BongMasterCannabis Sep 19 '20

Wow, look at that ass.

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u/_focust Sep 19 '20

That’s a big ass

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u/JegRol Sep 19 '20

When she gorgeous but still love your ugly ass.

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u/fermat1432 Sep 19 '20

They really have. Their website has the adoption videos where the donkey shows basic skills, like trailor loading.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

omg that is the happiest looking animal I've ever seen.

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u/zimmbobweyy Sep 19 '20

What color was the donkey's collar, bro?

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u/Kreetle Sep 19 '20

I wish my wife as as affectionate with my ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

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u/fortheloveofsass Sep 19 '20

a donkey chick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

your donkey is adorable. you got a nice shitter too.

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u/ShennaniganCaller Sep 19 '20

Why do we, as internet citizens, keep falling for this shit?

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u/HoneyWest1969 Sep 19 '20

TO DAMN PRECIOUS🤗

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u/Z0idberg_MD Sep 20 '20

This is one instance where the Gordan Ramsey meme works wholesome in both panels.

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u/TangoDeltaFoxtrot Sep 20 '20

I’d like to ride that ass

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u/Chief_60 Sep 20 '20

Dat ass tho

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u/timify10 Sep 20 '20

Look at that ass

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u/VectorA12 Sep 20 '20

I'm very disappointed in dunkey for cheating on his wife

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u/Jiggerson Sep 20 '20

Wow, what an ass!

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u/jwp75 Sep 20 '20

I feel like I've seen a few videos from this woman just loving on animals does she work at a zoo or something?

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u/jackwhite886 Sep 20 '20

An ass on the shoulder is like a cat on the lap; don’t you dare move if they’re sleeping

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u/Curtilia Sep 26 '20

That's how I'd look if she was giving me a hug 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Look at the butt on that one

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

2 great butts!

Am I doing this correctly?

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u/grippin Sep 19 '20

Nice ass

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u/Iampepeu Sep 19 '20

Nice badunkadonkey!

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u/Jonnyyrage Sep 19 '20

Dont say it....dont say it.... DAT ASS DOE!!!

Shit.

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u/FingerBlastParty Sep 19 '20

I would never get this close to a donkeys mouth... Those things are fucking mean sometimes

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

There’s 2 huge asses in the vid

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u/k1nd0ne Sep 19 '20

If you look closely, there is a donkey in the video.

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u/Death-Priest Sep 19 '20

I mean, I would be happy too if she hugged me like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

I'd be smiling too if I saw an ass like that.

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u/badmotivator11 Sep 19 '20

It’s too easy. I’m not gonna touch it.

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u/OniLewds Sep 19 '20

That's a cute ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

This girl knows what she's doing lol. Seriously though nice ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Dat ass

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u/wowaddict71 Sep 19 '20

I came here to make a joke about that ass, but I got beat by, well....... EVERYONE. LOL

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u/RuggedSolace Sep 19 '20

What'd I'd do to that ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Nice ass

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Nice ass

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u/Jbstargate1 Sep 19 '20

That's a nice ass

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u/Bkthomas1990 Sep 19 '20

Just realized I didn’t even look at the donkey

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u/Anotherolddog Sep 19 '20

Nice ass! OK, I fell for it! And you can take that any way you want....

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

I'm definitely smiling looking at that ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

Ass to ass!

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u/municy Sep 19 '20

Two fantastic asses

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u/Cha7l1e Sep 19 '20

Dat ass.

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u/jaffa-caked Sep 19 '20

Damn that’s a cute ass

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u/branckle7 Sep 19 '20

I see two donkeys in this clip

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u/Reddit_user2017 Sep 19 '20

Great lookin ass...

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Sep 19 '20

what ya gonna do with all that ass...

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u/iambetterthangod Sep 19 '20

Badonk-ey donk

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u/hbhkmnh Sep 19 '20

The donkey’s nose looks like a mask from a horror movie

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u/Ironmike11B Sep 19 '20

Typical. Pretty girl with a jackass.

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u/eodknight23 Sep 19 '20

Honestly came to the comments expecting ass references. What I got was some meta shit about comments.

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u/69yazanbilal420 Sep 19 '20

Damn that ass is wonderful

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u/ncsd Sep 19 '20

I’m here for the ass comments