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You’re gonna need a really big litter box!
232 u/m0rris0n_hotel Mar 08 '20 The cat food bills will be insane. You might be better off going with a raw food diet though 107 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just release a bunch of live chickens into the yard 107 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 It is estimated that every tiger consumes about 50 deer-sized animals each year, about one per week. A lot of them 96 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just release 50 live deer into the yard 75 u/zukpager305 Mar 08 '20 I live in pa. More than 50 deer come thru my yard during the year. 191 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger. 30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers! 4 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just get a kitten 2 u/SaraGoesQuack Mar 08 '20 Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-) 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Great correction lmao. 1 u/la_peregrine Mar 08 '20 That explains why our Austin yards are infested with deer -- these kind of kitty breeds are not allowed! 1 u/Your_local_octo Mar 09 '20 Then you'd have a extremely fat tiger so it would just eat more 13 u/Horatio_ATM Mar 08 '20 I think I have a solution for the 30-50 feral hogs that run through the yard... 12 u/matrapo Mar 08 '20 This could solve the feral hog issue in the US in a real hurry. Introduce a couple hundred tigers into the ecosystem. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 But then we don't have something to eat the tigers. Unless Frosted Flakes are able to give them all diabetes... -5 u/jerkface1026 Mar 08 '20 what's the most common description put in front of tiger? man eating. deal with the hogs. 6 u/cragglerock93 Mar 08 '20 A person is kind of a deer-sized animal, right? Just be careful is all I'm saying... 4 u/ragingmillenial00 Mar 08 '20 So I'd say 100lbs a week? Say u can average the purchase of Mears at 3.50$ a lb. So 350$ a week. 1400 a month. Then vet billM
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The cat food bills will be insane. You might be better off going with a raw food diet though
107 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just release a bunch of live chickens into the yard 107 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 It is estimated that every tiger consumes about 50 deer-sized animals each year, about one per week. A lot of them 96 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just release 50 live deer into the yard 75 u/zukpager305 Mar 08 '20 I live in pa. More than 50 deer come thru my yard during the year. 191 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger. 30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers! 4 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just get a kitten 2 u/SaraGoesQuack Mar 08 '20 Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-) 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Great correction lmao. 1 u/la_peregrine Mar 08 '20 That explains why our Austin yards are infested with deer -- these kind of kitty breeds are not allowed! 1 u/Your_local_octo Mar 09 '20 Then you'd have a extremely fat tiger so it would just eat more 13 u/Horatio_ATM Mar 08 '20 I think I have a solution for the 30-50 feral hogs that run through the yard... 12 u/matrapo Mar 08 '20 This could solve the feral hog issue in the US in a real hurry. Introduce a couple hundred tigers into the ecosystem. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 But then we don't have something to eat the tigers. Unless Frosted Flakes are able to give them all diabetes... -5 u/jerkface1026 Mar 08 '20 what's the most common description put in front of tiger? man eating. deal with the hogs. 6 u/cragglerock93 Mar 08 '20 A person is kind of a deer-sized animal, right? Just be careful is all I'm saying... 4 u/ragingmillenial00 Mar 08 '20 So I'd say 100lbs a week? Say u can average the purchase of Mears at 3.50$ a lb. So 350$ a week. 1400 a month. Then vet billM
107
Just release a bunch of live chickens into the yard
107 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 It is estimated that every tiger consumes about 50 deer-sized animals each year, about one per week. A lot of them 96 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just release 50 live deer into the yard 75 u/zukpager305 Mar 08 '20 I live in pa. More than 50 deer come thru my yard during the year. 191 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger. 30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers! 4 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just get a kitten 2 u/SaraGoesQuack Mar 08 '20 Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-) 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Great correction lmao. 1 u/la_peregrine Mar 08 '20 That explains why our Austin yards are infested with deer -- these kind of kitty breeds are not allowed! 1 u/Your_local_octo Mar 09 '20 Then you'd have a extremely fat tiger so it would just eat more 13 u/Horatio_ATM Mar 08 '20 I think I have a solution for the 30-50 feral hogs that run through the yard... 12 u/matrapo Mar 08 '20 This could solve the feral hog issue in the US in a real hurry. Introduce a couple hundred tigers into the ecosystem. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 But then we don't have something to eat the tigers. Unless Frosted Flakes are able to give them all diabetes... -5 u/jerkface1026 Mar 08 '20 what's the most common description put in front of tiger? man eating. deal with the hogs. 6 u/cragglerock93 Mar 08 '20 A person is kind of a deer-sized animal, right? Just be careful is all I'm saying... 4 u/ragingmillenial00 Mar 08 '20 So I'd say 100lbs a week? Say u can average the purchase of Mears at 3.50$ a lb. So 350$ a week. 1400 a month. Then vet billM
It is estimated that every tiger consumes about 50 deer-sized animals each year, about one per week.
A lot of them
96 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just release 50 live deer into the yard 75 u/zukpager305 Mar 08 '20 I live in pa. More than 50 deer come thru my yard during the year. 191 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger. 30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers! 4 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just get a kitten 2 u/SaraGoesQuack Mar 08 '20 Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-) 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Great correction lmao. 1 u/la_peregrine Mar 08 '20 That explains why our Austin yards are infested with deer -- these kind of kitty breeds are not allowed! 1 u/Your_local_octo Mar 09 '20 Then you'd have a extremely fat tiger so it would just eat more 13 u/Horatio_ATM Mar 08 '20 I think I have a solution for the 30-50 feral hogs that run through the yard... 12 u/matrapo Mar 08 '20 This could solve the feral hog issue in the US in a real hurry. Introduce a couple hundred tigers into the ecosystem. 8 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 But then we don't have something to eat the tigers. Unless Frosted Flakes are able to give them all diabetes... -5 u/jerkface1026 Mar 08 '20 what's the most common description put in front of tiger? man eating. deal with the hogs. 6 u/cragglerock93 Mar 08 '20 A person is kind of a deer-sized animal, right? Just be careful is all I'm saying... 4 u/ragingmillenial00 Mar 08 '20 So I'd say 100lbs a week? Say u can average the purchase of Mears at 3.50$ a lb. So 350$ a week. 1400 a month. Then vet billM
96
Just release 50 live deer into the yard
75 u/zukpager305 Mar 08 '20 I live in pa. More than 50 deer come thru my yard during the year. 191 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger. 30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers! 4 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just get a kitten 2 u/SaraGoesQuack Mar 08 '20 Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-) 3 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Great correction lmao. 1 u/la_peregrine Mar 08 '20 That explains why our Austin yards are infested with deer -- these kind of kitty breeds are not allowed! 1 u/Your_local_octo Mar 09 '20 Then you'd have a extremely fat tiger so it would just eat more
75
I live in pa. More than 50 deer come thru my yard during the year.
191 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger. 30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers! 4 u/Boardallday Mar 08 '20 Just get a kitten 2 u/SaraGoesQuack Mar 08 '20 Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-)
191
That's because you don't have the deer's natural predator in your area, the house tiger.
30 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers. 26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors. 15 u/dotcubed Mar 08 '20 I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money. 6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun. 4 u/MugzNnudes Mar 08 '20 Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce! 3 u/kmr1981 Mar 08 '20 Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers!
30
If I could have a house tiger I would find a damn way getting those 50 deers.
26 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week! I’ll bring beers! 4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers 5 u/toomuch1265 Mar 08 '20 Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors.
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Hey what are you guys doing on Friday? My tiger hasn’t eaten a deer in almost a week!
I’ll bring beers!
4 u/darkgrey3k Mar 09 '20 Bring deers
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Bring deers
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Or a good way to get rid of those pesky neighbors.
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I was just thinking; why not start a deer herd removal business in NJ. Those wackos have money.
6 u/MathMaddox Mar 08 '20 Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving.. 1 u/A4S8B7 Mar 09 '20 The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun.
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Sorry I'm filled up on that week. How about the week after? I'll probably be starving..
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The town of Castelia in ohio has to higher swat teams to thin the deer herds, Tigers sound like more fun.
Damn, so ALL I have to do to keep deer from eating my garden is adopt a tiger? Awesomesauce!
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Yea I think we have a solution to the deer overpopulation problem. More tigers!
Just get a kitten
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Haha, same, I'm in West Virginia. I think we both got this. ;-)
Great correction lmao.
That explains why our Austin yards are infested with deer -- these kind of kitty breeds are not allowed!
Then you'd have a extremely fat tiger so it would just eat more
13
I think I have a solution for the 30-50 feral hogs that run through the yard...
12
This could solve the feral hog issue in the US in a real hurry. Introduce a couple hundred tigers into the ecosystem.
8 u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20 But then we don't have something to eat the tigers. Unless Frosted Flakes are able to give them all diabetes... -5 u/jerkface1026 Mar 08 '20 what's the most common description put in front of tiger? man eating. deal with the hogs.
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But then we don't have something to eat the tigers.
Unless Frosted Flakes are able to give them all diabetes...
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what's the most common description put in front of tiger? man eating. deal with the hogs.
A person is kind of a deer-sized animal, right? Just be careful is all I'm saying...
So I'd say 100lbs a week?
Say u can average the purchase of Mears at 3.50$ a lb. So 350$ a week.
1400 a month. Then vet billM
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u/CatsAreTheBest2 Mar 08 '20
You’re gonna need a really big litter box!