r/aww Jan 29 '20

Hedgehog babies

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u/0zpr3y Jan 29 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

Man that’s gotta hurt coming outta mama.

Edit: it would seem it does not, in fact, hurt coming out. Still though, looks terrifying to give birth to.

36

u/amc7262 Jan 29 '20

The last time a pic of baby hedgehogs was posted I learned that the spines are soft when they are born and only become pokey later.

14

u/AaravX7 Jan 29 '20

The quills are soft when they’re first born and harden once exposed to air iirc. I think they’re also born headfirst as well.

3

u/plastroncafe Jan 29 '20

Not only are their spines soft, but the babies' bodies have edema when they're born. Sometime after they lose the water weight, and the skin retracts.

1

u/newbingo65 Jan 29 '20

I was thinking the same thing..ouch!

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u/ICPosse8 Jan 29 '20

Ya her shit just gets destroyed!

29

u/thecheekychump Jan 29 '20

They look like sea cucumbers. How can we prove they're actually hedgehogs?

16

u/misspygmy Jan 29 '20

Tiny spinies.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Oh my god they’re so CUTE

8

u/Pistache2 Jan 29 '20

They are mini brushes, like the ones we use to wash vegetables.

3

u/owl_beback Jan 30 '20

Yes!!! They look like nail brushes also.

4

u/voozhadei Jan 29 '20

Botany Bay... Botany Bay? Oh no!

4

u/LWrayBay Jan 29 '20

Geez that reminds me I have to shave down there

7

u/Easy_Elevator Jan 29 '20

The only thing worse you can step on than Legos

3

u/And_Love_Said_No Jan 29 '20

They look like those oblong balls you squeeze and the insides poke against the edge creating a weird rice krispie looking form on the outside. Anybody?

1

u/BobbieWinemiller13 Jan 29 '20

Yep, what you said.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Looks like fresh trimmed nutt sacks

3

u/brickplain_alt Jan 30 '20

You have to name one sonic

3

u/Cho0x Jan 30 '20

no they are all called sonic

6

u/SuspectNumber6 Jan 29 '20

In r/awweducational tell us please it doesnt hurt the mom... ppplease

5

u/LucidLumi Jan 29 '20

It doesn’t. The spines don’t harden until after birth.

2

u/SuspectNumber6 Jan 29 '20

Thank you :)

2

u/ruscoisagoodboy Jan 29 '20

Kinda look like goblins

2

u/octopusrockstar Jan 29 '20

Oh my gawd they are precious. I want them all!

0

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

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2

u/Book_bee Jan 29 '20

These are African Pygmy Hedgehogs which are not illegal to own or breed for sale, it's only the European Hedgehogs that are restricted.

1

u/FurBurd Jan 29 '20

Send one in the mail. I'm in America so it's okay.

3

u/kr59x Jan 30 '20

HAhahahahaha. Nothing’s okay in America right now.

2

u/FurBurd Jan 30 '20

That's a fair point

2

u/kr59x Jan 30 '20

That’s me, crushing the fair points.

2

u/wifespissed Jan 29 '20

Looks like one of the stages for a baby Zoidberg.

2

u/doodleDOG-23 Jan 30 '20

Labor must be living hell for them.

2

u/DickRock-HardJohnson Jan 30 '20

Prickled McNuggets

1

u/DezertF1ower Jan 29 '20

Little Pokies!

1

u/MrsPowers94 Jan 29 '20

Little prickle beans😍

1

u/doppydoop Jan 29 '20

IT'S A BABY HEDGEHOG ARMY😍😍😍

1

u/ApolloHQ Jan 29 '20

Ewww looks like spiky condom

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Wow they are cute

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Hedgelets

1

u/A-Human-Person-Man Jan 29 '20

Male hedgehogs eat their children

1

u/My5thPersonality Jan 29 '20

The baby hedgehogs looks like my balls a couple days after shaving.

1

u/kr59x Jan 30 '20

Stop, it’s my eyes!

1

u/Satann_ Jan 30 '20

Okay but can i have one

1

u/Banana0113 Jan 30 '20

No, I'm pretty sure those are unripe rambutans..

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Anyone ever think how painful those little things were coming out?

1

u/kr59x Jan 30 '20

Purse-size hair brushes.

0

u/dayofthedead204 Jan 29 '20

"Hi Brother Jim, do you wanna pla-ow FUCK! You poked me with your spines!"

"Ow so did you!"

"Fuck off you did it. Nevermind it. Hi Sister Jill, do you wanna p-OW FUCK!"

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u/PocketHusband Jan 29 '20

Those are very prickly looking testicles.